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THIS is what Dissent looks like!

! ! ITS REAL FACE! By Ross E F Lombardi . Dissent is often pictured as a raised fist of defiance. But that is not its real face. . Dissent is often heard as a passionate rebel yell at midnight But that is not its real voice. Not its real whimper in the dark. . Hand washing my duvet cover in a washing up bowl, in my rented flats - shower. ! This is what being a total, loser, a total failure, as an over 50-year-old looks like! . Consider my life a warning to others! . If you don't want to end up an undatable mess like me. If you want to avoid my sad sack fate!? Then you must - . CONFORM! . CONSUME! . OBEY! ! Chase that dollar! Or slowly go down the drain, Like the filthy scummy laundry water, that I am, - slowly going down this shower drain of life. . THIS is what Dissent looks like! . THIS is its Real cost! . .

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The Universe : looks upon itself.

.  The Universe:... (Forms consciousness on all planes of existence on billions of galaxies then through the joint power of all beliefs and of all combined sentient perspectives coalesces into self-awareness on a transtemporal singular point.) . The Universe: (Having now achieved the means to know itself, through combined experience of the highest angle and demon - down to the lowest single cell form of life. - through the joint experiences of all things that have ever existed, ever been, ever will be, or that can ever be, Now looks upon itself. . The Universe: "Well..." "This is all more than just a bit..." "Shit!" . The Universe: Then immediately makes Entropy 'a thing' that has always existed to destroy itself. Loads Entropy up with entropic bullets. Puts the barrel of Entropy into its mouth. And pulls the Entropy trigger. . All the effort to know itself... The whole of everything... ... Just to realise ho...

“YOU TALK TO SOMEONE ABOUT THESE FEELINGS!” They Say,

“YOU TALK TO SOMEONE ABOUT THESE FEELINGS!” They Say, In in my own way I do When I make art like THIS! (Instead of seeing a therapist) I am telling Everyone about “These Feelings”, And while it may seem self-indulgent – and it probably is. I like to think that I make a positive difference buy sharing so openly That being this honest helps those with the courage, to seek therapy – it tells them… … that they are not alone, …That they are, “not the only one”. And that feeling of “not being the only one” May give them the strength to last that extra hour when they need it. And that extra hour might be all that was needed to save their lives. It chills me to the bone to think how many lives – well meant, anti-suicide discussion on social media might have cost?                                       ...

Your gross scars reflected – in the right eyes!

  Your gross scars reflected – in the right eyes! By Ross E F Lombardi . <NOTE: At the time of writing, The world adult population, defined as those 18 years and older, is estimated to be around 6.2 billion.> . I am often told… “ALL WOMAN DON’T LIKE <X>” (Where <X> is whatever random factor, character trait, “flaw” , Or behaviours being discussed.) . If you are a woman yourself You might not like <X> . Every Woman you know might Not like <X> Every woman you ever met might Not like <X> Every woman you might ever meet might Not like <X> . Three point one billion woman worldwide might Not like <X> . But - Three point one billion woman, does NOT equal every woman. . I am not interested in meeting “little-miss-every-woman” I am Not interested in meeting THEM! There might be someone that LOVES me Exactly because of <X>! Statistically that must be the case! . You might be correc...

I am VERY cheap. There is NO writer or artist at a similar skill level anywhere near as cheap as I am. I will ruthlessly undercut anybody.

. A ROSS SHOUT OUT! . Hi any and all, I'm kinda feeling super defeated at the moment. I know it's not your problem. But if you know of any art or writing leads, opportunities, or similar stuff, please consider throwing me a bone. I am VERY cheap. There is NO writer or artist at a similar skill level anywhere near as cheap as I am. ! I will ruthlessly undercut anybody. ! Cheers. . Rat Lombot social media links so you can keep up with what I am doing. . FACEBOOK: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100092840913639 . TWITTER OR X: https://twitter.com/RossLombardi1 . Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ratlombot/ . Tumblr: https://www.tumblr.com/blog/ratlombot2 . You Tube: https://www.youtube.com/@Rat_Lombot/featured . Tik Tok: https://www.tiktok.com/@rat_lombot . Vocal Media: https://vocal.media/authors/ross-e-fortune-lombardi . Medium: https://medium.com/@ratlombot . Blogger: https://www.lombot.co.uk/ . Does anyone want to go cheaper! :) Well for jokes, wedding toast etc...

THEM: "I’m an 20 year old trapped in a 50 odd year old body!" "How did that happen!" . MY ADVICE: "-

? THEM: "I’m an 20 year old trapped in a 50 odd year old body!" "How did that happen!" . MY ADVICE: "- I got you! I have this problem all the time. A ) Do not be embarrassed to call an ambulance. B ) Tell the poor 50-year-old lass not to panic and for her try to relax. C ) Keep adding more lube and try a shoehorn, But be gentle. D ) Once solved Maybe do the socially responsible thing to stop this happening again! Consider a surgical solution. Get penis size reduction surgery!! -" . . Dear whole of the entire too easily offended internet: THIS IS JUST A STUPID VERY SILLY JOKE! Take it as such and move on with your life!! !

i have done

 . . i have done been part of suffered fought and somehow still survived.      some incredible things      some unbelievable things      true stories that I never repeat because no one will believe them. it would just taste like delusional, fantasist, ‘Walter Mitty’ ,   macho bullshit.      cinematic stuff out of a blockbuster movie.           And yet           As an over 50-year-old,           Apparently           NOW… If I stretch “slightly wrong” I throw my neck out.           And can barely move for three days Growing Old SUCKS! .

UK Politics and UK Banking get together for a pint

  UK Politics and UK Banking get together for a pint . UK Politics: “Dude,” - “I have had it with this Palestine Action” - “We would try to prosecute them for criminal damage” “But we don’t think we’d get the conviction we want” . UK Banking: “Dude!” - “That Sucks” . UK Politics: “My - ‘Mr Daddy Weapons Dealer’ - is getting pissed off at me” “They are getting nervus about their investment” - “But it’s not my fault” . UK Banking: “My Dude!” - “Sorry to hear that bro!” - “Can’t you get them on some sort of technicality?” . UK Politics: “I Dunno Bro,” - “People are not a stupid as they used to be” - “Why?” - “What did you have in mind?” . UK Banking: “Just bend things a little” - “Remember how we made that cool Fractional Reserve Lending thang” “That thang, that was just supposed to allow for a bit of flexibility to keep cash flow up” . UK Politics: “Yeh, Sorta? Ish?” . UK Banking: “And then over time we bent it a bit” “We bent i...

“Fuck it, I was always destined to either be beaten to death or die in prison anyway, A good ending for me was never in the stars So, I might as well just get it over with…”

ALL THIS. By Ross E F Lombardi. . To Kill a silent mocking word. To allow a scream to die To not allow a whisper to be heard To promote and brag the lie. . To disallow dissent to be stirred. To disallow the journalist to pry. To slaughter the singing pretty bird. To forbid the child to cry . No spirit may look skyward. No one may stand too tall. You MUST conform to the mewing herd. ALL THIS to control us All. .

Date 05/07/2025 UK Time 13:32 …---… My mental illness is totally kicking my arse at the moment, The internal dialogue is extra cruel today. …---… The world is full of people in pain, And I am helpless to help any of them. …---…

  Date  05/07/2025   UK Time 13:32  …---…  My mental illness is totally kicking my arse at the moment,  The internal dialogue is extra cruel today.  …---…  The world is full of people in pain,  And I am helpless to help any of them.  …---…

I a SECOND Crap In MY Own Shower - the prep...

. Them: "So we want you to do 15 minuites of materail" "Poems and stuff" . Me: "EASY!" "I have hundreads, maybe even thousands of options" . Them: "And it has to all be family freindly" . Me: ".....Errrrr??" "By family freindly...?" . Them: "No!" "We do not mean the Charles Manson 'family' cult" . Me: "Ok" . Them: "No!" "Not the House of Borgia of the Italian Renaissance, either" . Me; "... ok I just...." . Them: "The sort of family that might have a big bright balloon with them!" "Who offers to do nice things for strangers" "Who likes clowns and stuff" "Yeh know" "Something that will be attractive to people and draw them in" . Me: "No problem!" "Thats easy" <I smile happily, suddenly confident and cheerful> . Them: <Thinking for a bit, gettng worried - then turning back t...

I did a Crap In MY Own Shower

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