! MY TWO SUPER HASSLE-CAUSING VIDS OF 2024! . Link to "Get e'm Out Lass, for all to See" https://youtube.com/shorts/Iol6UMpEo-s?si=85LeMmWdY2_6xFbU This anti-sexism video points out how Personal Values and Ethics are more attractive than mere looks. . NOTES: A ) The amount of skin is NOT really any more than you would see at a swimming pool… . B ) Prince, 1988 Lovesexy album (among other male artists) have shown just as much skin in posters and album covers that have been openly shown in family shopping centres all over the world. . C ) My parody video is an attempt at comedy, And is clearly hashtagged #Poetry #Comedy #Humour #Cringe #sexisim #tits I DO NOT see myself as “Sexy” This is NOT some misplaced attempt to seduce anyone. I see myself and a silly flabby ugly bloke who accepts that he looks like human walking garbage pile, and who is shrugging his shoulders and just leaning into it for comic effect. You are supposed to LAUGH at my body, not be offended by it! . . ...

. “IF” Thy Soul Is Left NOT consumed! By Ross E F Lombardi . This is going to seem like yet more religious stoof. But Wait! Like some things, I write, There is a twist to this bit. An end you may not expect - that you will get, But we are not there yet. . The Human soul. Like an apple ripening on the tree. The tarnished soul goes to apple hell, To be crushed and burned and boiled, Turned into poison, Turned into delicious cider for Satan. Such is the fate of the apple not good enough for the high Lord's table. . I know, - I Know! - This is going to seem like yet more preachy stoof. But wait a little bit longer! Like some things, I write, There is a twist to this bit. An end you may not expect - that you will get, But we are not there yet. . The Human soul. Like an apple ripening on the tree. An unblemished soul goes to Apple Heaven, To be in a beautiful fruit bowl. In the Lord's mansion before the golden throne, Presented by the angels before God...

. I meet a surprising amount of people who, for one reason or another, enjoy looking down on someone else - "Too posh" "Too Plebby" "Too Cool" "Not cool enough" "This reason" "That reason" "Some other reason" - The excuses are endless! - And All I can think is... … "...I wonder what that feels like?" "To feel better than someone else?" "It must feel nice!" I wish I could think and convince myself of some half-arsed, pulled-out-of-my-butt, Bullshit to make myself feel superior, better and more confident! I want to have a go! I just can't trick myself into believing that stuff! No matter how hard I try! I just hear the voice at the back of my head saying instead, "Don't be a bloody idiot!" "You know that you are shit!" . I WISH I could be an "elitist condescending pratt" - Just for a little while! - Just to see if it feels as good as it seems! .

A Lack of Reason. By Ross E F Lombardi. . I lack Reason, I lack Any Reason . So, Here is some advice, . Never expect Reasonable behaviour- -From an unreasonable person! ...And ... I warn you all now ...! I am Not a reasonable person! I suffer from a lack of Reason. . Reason? I have none! . No Reason to have a shower. No Reason to wash the dishes. No Reason to brush my teeth. No Reason to change my sheets. . If - My only Reason is my self-respect? If - My only Reason is for myself? If - My only Reason is for me? Then I have nothing! No Reason at all! . Like a reverse Ad for 'Loreal' parody, .... ... "Not a chance-In-hell...!" "...Because I am Not worth it...!" . I suffer from a lack of Reason. Because my Reason dumped my like trash, So, I must be Trash! Because she was never wrong. . My Reason treated Me like garbage. So, I must be Garbage! Because she was always right. . I ...

  ON ROMANCE: If it is not crazy, foolish, idiot, passionate, sacred, romantic love. If it is not REAL! If it is only "comfortable and convenient" Then it is NOT worth it! It is better to be alone instead! . It must be Real OR Nothing! I will NOT compromise on this! .

DEATH TO ALL TYRANTS! . A poem, By Ross E F Lombardi . Death to All Tyrants... And Death to Kings and Queens Death to Dukes and Duchesses’ Death to Counts and Countesses Death to all that serve them Death to all that might become them Death to their entire bloodline Death to all who aspire to be a version of them Death to their supporters Death to their servants Death to the families of their servants Death to their livestock Death to their pets Death to their gardens Death to the keeper of their livestock Death to the keepers of their pets Death to their gardeners Death to all their staff, and anyone who knows any member of their staff. Death to anyone who tries to stop you Death to the family and friends of those who try and stop you. Death to anyone who disagrees with you, Or who is not agreeing emphatically enough! Death to the toxic land, Death to the toxic sky Death to the toxic sea Then toxify the entire environment that was once your enemies And repeat. Death all those too weak...

. THE UNGIVEN TO THE UNFORGIVEN. . In line with the sentimental statement "You never know how much you miss someone until you have something exciting to tell them and they are not there" I GET IT! . I am divorced, I hate my ex-wife. I refuse to ever see or speak to her again - Even IF that means missing the future weddings of my children, OR the future christenings of my grandkids! If she is there - Then I refuse to be there. She will NEVER be forgiven! . BUT! Despite all this, I saw a purse that She would have loved at a market stall for Christmas, It was a black cloth one, with red roses growing through a skull. (but in a pretty way) I even pointed it out as a cool gift idea, for her, to my kids. Knowing that she would have loved that purse, That I could not ever share how cool it was with her, And that I could not give it to her, - (because, I truly forever loath that woman.) - This made me sad It made me both briefly miss Her and mourn the loss of our 30 years together, ....