Pain Farmers - By Ross e f Lombardi. . Well... I'm over 50. There goes my marriage. That didn't work. Just stonewalling, left feeling useless. Left eating dirt. . The harvesters say Tired of being alone? Times are different today. Try our online dating! Let us show you how! . Well... Ok... That didn't work. Just spending money, left feeling lonely. - Left feeling hurt. . More harvesters claim. Tired of the usual dating sites? Ours is different... - ...Honest! Let's show you how! . Well... Crap... That didn't work. Just spending cash, Still left feeling lonely. - Still Left feeling burnt. . Harvesters are... Making Him scared to grow old. Times have changed today. But She says that she is different. And wants to show you how! . Well... Hot Dam! That didn't even work a bit! Spending credit, Being used. - Left eating shit. . Harvesters are benefiting.. From Her being frightened to walk home. World is scary today. But he says that he is different. And wants to sh...