. My sarcastic dark satire of how I feel rankings of various human groups are seen by everyone else.... 2026 Based solely on my own warped and bitter perspective after paying £30 to get into Blackpool Pleasure Beach... By my self... alone... With zero evidence to back this crap up. And written on the note pad of my phone, hence all the text mistakes. . RANK 1: The Highest Rank! Couples with kids. Kings and queens of the world. Pretty much, what we are all told, what we want to be. (Despite whether that is actually true or not) . Rank 2: The Second Highest Rank Couples with no kids. Whether it is the young couple destined to change their mind. Or the old couple proving to the world that 'you can love again' These are the dukes and duchess's of the human race ... . Rank 3: The Third Highest Rank Single women who are happy being single... Knights of the court... 'You Go Girl' You don't need no one! (Until you do ...) . Rank 4: The Plebs Single women who are rom...