. Panda: "Mom? Dad? Am I adopted?" . Human Mum: "Of course not..." . Human Dad: "Why do you ask, son...?" . Panda: "Just thinking," "Something I saw online.." . Human Mom: "Don't worry about it, son." . Panda: "Mom? Dad..." "Am I a Panda?" . Human Mom: "Well, yes, son, you are," . Human Dad: "But that doesn't mean that you are adopted" . Panda: "But you are both human!" "And I'm a panda...?!" . Human Dad: "Silly boy..." . Human Mom: "That doesn't mean we adopted you..." . Panda: "It doesn't!" . Human Mom: "No...' "It just means we killed both your parents and stole you ..." .