Latest Science News: Physics! Date: 27 or April 2018
By Dr Jonathan Swift (DM)
The Universe is made of Quarks and Leptons!
Apparently, a scientist in the Republic of Ireland are now trying to re-create optimal laboratory conditions in order to capture a "Lepton”
Successfully capturing a “Lepton” would lead to a significant increase in project funding!
Because theoretically if you can manage to capture a “Letpon” ......
You can force the wee green bastard to tell you where his Pot of Gold is!
If successful there will follow a future project to capture a “Quark”.
Of course, this My lead to our first attempts at time travel,
(To travel forward in time try and get to the Federation Outpost Deep Space 9.)
(Because we hear rumour there is a “Quark” there that can be physically captured!)
Follow Up Related News: Biology.
In the North East of the United Kingdom, An amateur scientist and father of two has, during an experiment made himself Very physically ill!
The Man who wishes to remain Nameless has accidentally made a couple of scientific Puns “So God Damn Awful,” that medical intervention was required.
He has been commented as saying,
“It is Not my Fault! I meant to have a morning coffee to properly wake myself up before touching the keyboard! “
“There is no way I could have ever predicted something this Bad would happen!”
“My original intention was only to quickly check my Facebook messages first!”
“Please try not to judge me too harshly!”
He is currently under medical supervision being treated for a critical level of “personal embarrassment” and “Third Degree Shame!”
Emergency Coffee Has been provided!
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