! . A WARNING! By Dr Jonathan Swift (DM) . Latest Weather Newes In My Area! . The Authorities have resorted to giving people an official . YELLOW SNOW WARNING! . . . . YELLOW SNOW WARNING? . It Seems a Little redundant! . . At age 45 I Really DO NOT need to be warned against touching or eating Yellow Snow! . . . Most people over the age of 5 know better than that! . . BUT . . Just in which Case you still happen need reminding or telling, . . (In which case you should not be allowed outside the house on your own!) . . DO NOT TOUCH OR EAT YELLOW SNOW! . . (Reason: IF YOU NEED TO BE TOLD! Because it means it is saturated with Urine, hence the yellow colouration!) . !

GEEK ATTACK! ROCKSTAR GTA 6 FAKE ANNOUNCEMENT NOTES! Do not click on links pretending to offer exciting GTA news out of sheer enthusiasm! Rockstar is quite capable of getting relevant product news to both present and prospective customers. THERE IS NO CHANCE OF THE NEXT GTA 6 BEING RELEASE WITHOUT THE WHOLE WORLD GETTING PLENTY OF OFFICIAL NOTICE! Unless you are planning to live in a cave for the next 2 years, I promise there will be no chance of you missing such news! Don't feed the Clickbate farmers and sad attention seekers out there out there! For ALL Official Rockstar news use: https://www.rockstargames.com/ If it is not on that site then it is NOT official / Real GTA 6 News!

BLOG DEV UPDATE:  16th March 2018 Dear Audience.  I Have reverted to default colour scheme/fonts to clear possible glitches, As far As I know, this should Not impact any functionality.  (though I am far from an expert, Yet!)  Although I want my own distinct look  (Based on Deep purple, Bight Yellows, and the odd red button)  I will be being far more cautious screwing around with the Theme customisation options in future.  (Rather than just slapping up any option that seems cool without checking on possible knock-on effects like an overly excited child pressing random buttons!)  Yours Ross.  PS  Still lacking a ton of vitally needed feedback to guide future content and direction of the site!  Please give me your opinions!