By Dr Jonathan Swift (DM)  Dear Thatcher’s Cider, Quick question about your product, Is it a soft drink You can safely give Your Kids? Or! Does it contain alcohol? Is Thatcher’s OK for ‘Miners’?? <Cheap Pun Warning Siren goes off in the far distance!> 

GEEK ATTACK! WHY MEN PLAY FEMALE TOONS! Once in a while, you get this sort of comment on the internet, "Be careful! Most of the women on <Insert game here> are actually DUDES! Don't be Fooled!" I'm Male. I have a Female Character, I also happen to be straight and NOT trying to fool anyone. Its a game, Not a Hook-Up site. The Reason I choose to have a female character is the following: If I am going to be staring at the arse of a toon for up to 4 hours at a time, I, as a straight man, rather be looking at an attractive female arse rather than some dudes arse. I suspect a lot of people think the same, They tend to choose the gender of their toon to reflect the gender of the arse they happen to be most attracted to. Most (although Obviously, I can not speak for everyone) Are not be ing some sort of Strange Virtual Cross Dressing transvestite, out to tick someone into betraying their naturally inclin...