NOW IT IS ILLEGAL  TO HAVE A FAMILY BARBECUE  IN MY OWN COUNTRY!  It is going to be Very Nice Weather. It is also going to be a National Holiday. AND. The Family are visiting! I thought what a Lovely Chance to have a Family Barbecue! BUT I am told that I'm not allowed to have a Family Barbecue! My Wife is convinced that having a Family Barbecue is Illegal  in This Country Now  for some stupid reason! “No!”  She whines! “You Can NOT have a Family Barbecue! It is Ilegal Here!” S he moans! So now despite the Nice Weather , Holiday and Visiting Family, we are stuck with just a Boring Regular Barbecue. One with boring Normal Burgers, and Sausages and stuff made from dull things like beef, pork, chicken etc, etc, Stupid “Human Consumption” Laws! I am feeling very disappointed! I was really looking forward to a Family Barbecue! I can not help but feel that like My sucks right now!