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RANTS! . PRO: Humanity, Empathy, . Against: ALL bigotry! . PLUS: Geek Stuff, Stupid Puns! . Attempted (and failed) Humour to make You Both Giggle AND Think! . Mutare non est meum . Cantus moriar! . SHMOO!

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DEAR PERSON IN SELF-DESTRUCTIVE PAIN!
I am currently LOOKING FOR WRITING WORK! (As long as I can do it from home!)
I QUIT
Site Mission Statment: “Be honest with yourself enough to own it and say so!”
ADVERTISING HERE!?
SUBMIT TO ME!
ROSS LOMBARDI’s CONTENT SHARING POLICY!
The Positive and Nice Memes Selection
The Personal Notes and Views, Of A Dyslexic, Who has achieved a BA Print Media Degree, About The English Language!
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BLOG DEV UPDATE: HELP! MULTIPLE PROOF READERS NEEDED!
Introducing Dr Jonathan Swift (DM)
BLOG DEVELOPMENT REPORT! 20 Oct 2018
THIS! THIS! THIS!
FOR THE PROFESSIONAL DECISION MAKER!
WELCOME TO YOUR CHURCH!
8 Things to get properly offended by INSTEAD of the Trite Crap you are choosing to care about!
Stress is a choice? So is peace?
The Opinions That Caused Me To Get The Most Intern...
WARNING! VERY IMPORTANT! THIS IS ONE ISSUE THE LEFT AND RIGHT CAN EQUALLY AGREE ON!
Oh, I remember those lovely days, when I was still vaguely thin.
My secret origin story.
My Standard “Cut N Paste” Response To All Criticisms.
Humans should really try to stop being so weird!
Looking for the truth about the environmental movements! WIP Project!
YOU JUST CAN NOT GET THE RIGHT STAFF FOR THE RIGHT...
THE ENTIRE LOMBOT PUBLISHING PRODUCT LINE!
ALL THE BOOKS I HAVE PUBLISHED ON SMASHWORDS!
HOW TO "SLANT" A STORY! An example of the sorts of presenting skills used by mainstream media such as "The Mirror Group" or "FOX" is used to "Slant" a story without technically ever lying...
TRUST NO ONE!
Let us ALL have a Mass Debate!
FOR LAWS ONCE BROKEN
A potential response to SOME TYPES of Writer’s groups, Writers circles Or Independent Publishing Collectives that offers you a “Fee Taster Course”
Yes! Of course, it is Cut N Paste, And your point is…?
The Professional Quest! PART ONE! Potential influencer? Who me?
Mutare non est meum, Cantus moriar
DEAR OFFENDED WORLD!
HOW I HAVE FAILED! DESPITE AND AGAINST ALL ODDS AGAINST IT!
What counts as a rebel? Am I a rebel? Because I do...
THE FARTBOOK SPECIAL : Fighting for a Voice!
Reflections on farts, and on books and on books that fart.
Shameless Advertising!
A New money-making idea...?
NNLM. NO NAZI LIVES MATTER
DEAR ALL ALT-RIGHT NAZI AND PSUDEU NAZI COWARDS!
DO NOT GET DESPONDENT IF YOUR POST IS BANNED BY FARTBOOK!
The Ultimate Battle Royal!? Who Do YOU Want To Win?!
Why I am so angry at the whole human race. All the...
A VERY GENTLE REMINDER! (In case my smile and silly jokes made you forget.)
Keep Going
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THE BIG LIST OF RAT GEEK PAGE RANTS!

GEEK ATTACK! Rockstar GTA Online Ramble Rant! (Last Update! July 18th 2020)
GEEK ATTACK! WAS Thanos VERY STUPID! OR VERY WISE??!! The Solution He COULD have used! AND the one reason he might not have chosen to use it! V3
GEEK ATTACK! DID ULTRON FROM AVENGERS 2 HAVE A VALID POINT?
GEEK ATTACK! WHAT EXACTLY IS MAGNETO'S POWER?
GEEK ATTACK! Samuel L. Jackson Can’t Believe Nick...
GEEK ATTACK!! BATMANS FATE IN THE INFINITY WAR!
GEEK ATTACK! My Wife And The A World Of Warcraft Expansion
Stormwind Corner (World of Warcraft Stoof)
GEEK ATTACK! Heroes Of The Storm Entering Ranked For The First Time!
GEEK ATTACK! I HATE SQEAKIES!
GEEK ATTACK! WHY MEN PLAY FEMALE TOONS!
GEEK ATTACK! The 4 T-Shirt Stages of the Geek Adult Male!
AN INCORRECT LOGIC ABOUT TIME TRAVEL!
GEEK ATACK! TABLET OR PAD V's REAL PHYSICAL BOOK! (Which is "Better!"???)
GEEK ATTACK! My Random MCU Meme's
GEEK ATTACK! DO NOT BE LIKE LUCIUS!
SHITE (man) CLUB!
Proudly Introducing, The Black Rose.
Romantic Disfigured Leads in Mainstream Films That Are Still Attractive!
Geek Attack! Stupid Random Geek Memes PART 1
GEEK ATTACK! RANDOM DCU MEMES!
Geek Attack! EXTREME WEIRD CRAP! Science Vs Mysticism from a Philosophical viewpoint.
GEEK ATTACK! How to correctly respond to an admin who has removed one of your inappropriate posts!
THE REASON WHY THE AUSTRALIAN FAMILY MERMAID SERIES H2O's PLANNED SPIN-OFF SERIES / SEQUEL WAS CANCELED!
GEEK ATTACK! NO Hogwarts for My child!
The kind of luck my younger brother has!
GEEK ATTACK! Harry Potter Memes
WARNING! Drink and loneliness are a terrible combi...
Dear all J R R Tolkien and Lord of the Rings Fans! A fanfiction idea am not skilled enough to write!
GEEK ATTACK! “I SHALL DRINK FROM THE SKULL OF MY ENEMIES!”
GEEK ATTACK! Anyone up for a pleasant game of AI "I spy"?
GEEK COMMON SENSE ATTACK! ARE SEXY SUPER HEROS OK?
GEEK ATTACK! MOVIES VS REAL LIFE! (WARNING! CONTAINS VERY ADULT MATERIAL!)
GEEK ATTACK! Oh No! They have made a fictitious character, A different, Gender, Race, Look or Sexuality!
Free Card Game! Print out at home! Only 12 cards in the game so it is cheap to print!
Do I like Books?
!SCREWED SKEWED CRUDE ALTERNATE LYRICS! Songs From the Hit Animated Film “FROZEN”
GEEK ATTACK! I am excited about the new Vampire the Masquerade Bloodlines 2 game!
ALL CELEBRITIES ARE STILL ENTITLED TO BASIC HUMAN RIGHTS!
GEEK ATTACK! MCU! STARK TRUTHS!
Dear Person from the year 3000,
“MEN ARE NOT ATTRACTED TO INTELLIGENT WOMEN!”
GEEK ATTACK! OK, Mr Zack Snyder, We get it!
GEEK ATTACK! THANOS v’s DARK PHEONIX! My opinion t...
THE RAT RANT STORY CORNER! BOLOX BALL! INDEX!
GEEK ATTACK! THE POTENTIAL EFFECT OF A HYPERTHETICAL ANTI GAY (or any other bigoty type,) BOYCOT ON FUTURE MARVEL FILMS! WITH MATH!
THE DARKEST MOST UNCOMFORTABLE LIFESTYLE QUIZ EVER! Do You dare take this test?
GEEK ATTACK! KINGDOM COME! There so many Super Stupid Sexist Comments about the WOMANS LOT, Theresa, DLC!
WERE ROSS AN RACHEL ON A BREAK?
Geek Attack! MCU Mjǫllnir Morality!
GEEK ATTACK! Two likely human conversations one thousand years apart from each other!
GEEK ATTACK! People talk about “Alternative Universes”
GEEK ATTACK! FLIPPITY FLOP! WHAT IF THE HUMAN RACE...
GEEK ATTACK! SCIENCE VS HAUNTED HOUSE!
GEEK ATTACK! OMG! THAT ACTOR IS TERRIBLE AND HAS RUINED MY FILM FRANCHISE!
GEEK ATTACK! (Political ish) Secret Society Conspiracy Theories and why I wish they were true.
GEEK ATTACK! SIMS 4 LEGACY CHALLENGE! THE LOMBOT VERSION!
THE FOLLOWING IS HIDDEN, FORBIDDEN, OCCULT KNOWLEDGE! (NO TOMATOES!)
My secret origin story.
GEEK ATTACK! The “You Need to Read the comics” Bullcrap argument!
GEEK ATTACK! Martin Scorsese is completely correct...
GEEK ATTACK! A "new" (ish) Zombie concept idea!
AWFUL: RUDE CRUDE ALTERNATE LYRICS!
The Eternal Contract
YOU JUST CAN NOT GET THE RIGHT STAFF FOR THE RIGHT...
I am currently LOOKING FOR WRITING WORK! (As long as I can do it from home!)
GEEK ATTACK! New clan idea: For VTM :THE CLAN SYDIRRI
SCREWED SKEWED CRUDE ALTERNATE LYRICS! I have taken a favourite, "I Should Be So Lucky" By Kylie Minogue AND CHANGED IT TO "I Should Be So Lucky" (ish)
11 Reasons why this (2020) might be the weirdest year EVER!
SCREWED SKEWED CRUDE ALTERNATE LYRICS! “Private Dancer” By Tina Turner CHANGED TO “Black Spiral Dancer”
... bad ass ...
Doing The Minecraft Manberg Warp!
New Roleplaying System (full details)
Don't believe the marketing "Frames wins Games" bullshit! (WIP)
! Facebook Censorship and Community Regulation, A possible solution! - Criticism is always easy while coming up with a solution is hard! SO I HAVE TRIED TO FIND A SOLUTION!
STAR WARS EXPLAINED!
Here is a page from my new novel! What do you lot think? (a spoof)
TWISTED ALTERNATIVE LYRICS PRESENTS : TIME WARP from the hit musical Rocky Horror Show - Redone as… TIME WASTE!
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THE BIG LIST OF RAT SCIENCE PAGE RANTS!

Introducing Dr Jonathan Swift (DM)
AN INCORRECT LOGIC ABOUT TIME TRAVEL!
IMPORTANT! YOU ARE NOT STUPID! YOU MAY BE FAR SMARTER THAN YOU THINK!
Here Is A Useful Handy Reference Chart For Checking What Characteristics Your Astrological Star Sign Grants You.
WHAT IF AUSTRALIA DOES NOT IN FACT ACTUALLY EXIST?
Why did the Ancient Roman Empire REALLY Fall??
Note On Biblical Old Testament Law And Stupid Peop...
THOSE Hiding Evil Podiatistphiles!
Introducing the food science wisdom of The Both Great and Good Isabel Oakshott
I have allowed an advocate for Traditional Non Conventional Medicine to have Their say.
I BLAME GMO'S FOR MAKING ME FEEL SICK! By Dr Jonathan Swift (DM)
OH! Most Wise and Great Holistic Gurus, PLEASE HEL...
WE MUST BAN ALL GMO’S SOLD ONLINE!!
When we are THIS STUPID!
THE RAT LOMBOT STUPIDITY AWARD NUMBER ONE Jordan Peterson Elite Only (High IQ and above necessary)
Super Special STUPIDITY AWARD Number 2, Awarded to Mr P,K:33
The Very Best Time To Use "Snake Oil!"
I AM A TREASONOUS CARNIVOR!
“Save The Earth” Is a STUPID SLOGAN!
How Hypothetical USA Firearms Controls might lead to more advanced Blade and knife technology!
Who Wants This Body Of Mine?
Science News! New Recognition Of A 5th Universal C...
Geek Attack! EXTREME WEIRD CRAP! Science Vs Mysticism from a Philosophical viewpoint.
Why 1.2 Exponential human population growth. (Super conservative estimate! It is actually much higher than this!) Is bad! It is VERY bad!
Rat Rant! Totally Fake Untrue History That I Made Up Myself!
GEEK ATTACK! Anyone up for a pleasant game of AI "I spy"?
GEEK ATTACK! “I SHALL DRINK FROM THE SKULL OF MY ENEMIES!”
Judging historical figures, Cutting our ancestors a little slack!
Dear Person from the year 3000,
GEEK ATTACK! SCIENCE VS HAUNTED HOUSE!
All this "Find my ancestor" stuff on TV and online is total bullshit!
Be the teacher of children NOT their brainwashing master!
Dear ALL Hackers and Phishers
MATHS Vs LANGUAGE Vs ART!
Anyone else find this very weird about the sort of...
What "Occam's Razor" is NOT!
Burning the Plague Rats.
MY THEORIES ABOUT ALL THEORIES (But it is still only a theory)
HOW TO VASTLY IMPROVE YOUR COUNTY IN ONLY 4 GENERATIONS!
Don't believe the marketing "Frames wins Games" bullshit! (WIP)
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GO GREEN! SAVE THE HUMAN RACE FROM EXTINCTION!

“Save The Earth” Is a STUPID SLOGAN!
STOP PRESS!! MAJOR High Finance Tip! EXTRA HOT!
When we are THIS STUPID!
I AM A TREASONOUS CARNIVOR!
Why 1.2 Exponential human population growth. (Super conservative estimate! It is actually much higher than this!) Is bad! It is VERY bad!
The Bear Facts About Hunters!
From My Wife's Very Own Lady Garden!
Stress is a choice? So is peace?
4 Totally Legal things you can do to lash out this totally shit world when you get tired of peoples constant shit!
Rats Trapped in a Metal Box
THE REASONS WHY THE WHOLE WORLD DESPERATELY NEEDS TO BE RULED BY ONE ALL POWERFUL EVIL OVERLORD!
Errrrrr?! Soooo! This very disturbing letter is now happening!
RE: GRETA THUNBERG
Dear Person from the year 3000,
Something to copy and spam on every self-satisfied "Extinction Rebellion Arrest" story!
“But Oh!” “They broke the law!”
New word? "Omnicide"?
Is Extinction Rebellion Left Wing?
Dear Climate Sceptic.
A capitalist can be a supporter of the extinction rebellion!
Possibly a Vegan recipe! "Rice and Beans Unsurprising"
Looking for the truth about the environmental movements! WIP Project!
A random thought about Spiders and Climate Change
WHEN BIG BUSINESS ACTS LIKE A PETULANT CHILD!
Why I Fear America!
A response to... Former Prime Minister Julia Gillard- Australia: And her lovely "Our Land" speech!
Anyone else find this very weird about the sort of...
What "Occam's Razor" is NOT!
The Last Best Man Speech EVER!
Not Satire. Not a Joke. Extinction Collusion.
The “Other” Version of the Two Wolves Parable.
A BRIDGE not FAR enough
Hail the little kings...
“Blessed Are The Meek, For They Shall Inherit The Earth” …Eventually.
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THE BIG LIST OF RAT ART PAGE RANTS!

The Personal Notes and Views, Of A Dyslexic, Who has achieved a BA Print Media Degree, About The English Language!
A TALE OF 2 WRITERS
REMEMBER What "Net Neutrality" REALLY MEANS!
FREE RANDOM IMAGES! Giving Back To The NET!
Stormwind Corner (World of Warcraft Stoof)
The Untold Tragedy, Of The Childhood Story Of The ...
"Pssttt....." "Wana See the Picture I Found on the Internet?"
I like YOU So Much I had to send YOU some DICK pics!
How To Improve A Dull Script (NOT REALLY! Political Parody!)
Safe Sex! "Just Practice IT!"
What is it with the constant use of the "Human Female is somehow like a Cat" Analogy??
THE "C WORD" AIN'T SO BAD!
Is the Representation of Apu racist by default?
MEME SOCIAL AWARENESS! Be careful what you choose ...
Proudly Introducing, The Black Rose.
Romantic Disfigured Leads in Mainstream Films That Are Still Attractive!
ROSS LOMBARDI’s CONTENT SHARING POLICY!
WARNING! VERY IMPORTANT! THIS IS ONE ISSUE THE LEFT AND RIGHT CAN EQUALLY AGREE ON!
A BRUTALLY HONEST COMMENT ABOUT PORN! (Obviously this contains adult references, look at the title! Why would you even need this disclaimer?)
WHAT COULD BE A GOOD NAME FOR A RIGHT-WING VERSION OF A "SNOWFLAKE"??
"It is such a pity that (Celebrity X) Said and wrote those things!" "I used to like them!"
GEEK ATTACK! MOVIES VS REAL LIFE! (WARNING! CONTAINS VERY ADULT MATERIAL!)
Do I like Books?
!SCREWED SKEWED CRUDE ALTERNATE LYRICS! Songs From the Hit Animated Film “FROZEN”
ALL CELEBRITIES ARE STILL ENTITLED TO BASIC HUMAN RIGHTS!
THERE IS NO BAD MUSIC! How's that for an unpopular music opinion!
GEEK ATTACK! OK, Mr Zack Snyder, We get it!
GEEK ATTACK! THE POTENTIAL EFFECT OF A HYPERTHETICAL ANTI GAY (or any other bigoty type,) BOYCOT ON FUTURE MARVEL FILMS! WITH MATH!
The idea of a Degree Is smoke mirrors and marketing bullshit!
GEEK ATTACK! OMG! THAT ACTOR IS TERRIBLE AND HAS RUINED MY FILM FRANCHISE!
“Cultural Appropriation”? A difference between what people “Think” it Means compared to What I suspect is “Really” means?
Pro Liberal But Anit Political Correctness? Is tha...
YOU JUST CAN NOT GET THE RIGHT STAFF FOR THE RIGHT...
Calling All Clothing Fashion Designers! This is ho...
Political Correctness is Incorrect. (V2)
Fart Book Memes
GEEK ATTACK! Martin Scorsese is completely correct...
GEEK ATTACK! A "new" (ish) Zombie concept idea!
How long does it take to offend someone?
I am currently LOOKING FOR WRITING WORK! (As long as I can do it from home!)
ALL THE BOOKS I HAVE PUBLISHED ON SMASHWORDS!
I Hate fascism and Nazis BUT I still strongly believe in Free Speech.
FOR LAWS ONCE BROKEN
A potential response to SOME TYPES of Writer’s groups, Writers circles Or Independent Publishing Collectives that offers you a “Fee Taster Course”
DEFEATING BIG BROTHER: THE SCANNING OF OUR TEXT AND EMAILS:
Open Letter to NERDS WITH VAGINAS, RE: Attacks an...
Soho is Not dead. It is only 'resting'.
DO NOT DESTROY ANY OF YOUR RACIST HISTORY AND ART! INSTEAD! JUST CHANGE THE PLAQUE UNDERNEATH IT!
SCREWED SKEWED CRUDE ALTERNATE LYRICS! I have taken a favourite, "Teddy Bears Picnic" AND CHANGED IT TO "Licking My Arsehole"
SCREWED SKEWED CRUDE ALTERNATE LYRICS! I have taken a favourite, "I Should Be So Lucky" By Kylie Minogue AND CHANGED IT TO "I Should Be So Lucky" (ish)
SCREWED SKEWED CRUDE ALTERNATE LYRICS! "Overture/And All That Jazz" CHANGED TO "Overture/And All That Jizz"
DEAR OFFENDED WORLD!
MATHS Vs LANGUAGE Vs ART!
Our Language viewed with Innocent Eyes!
Potential Strategies for Sellers on Fiverr and Similar Such Sites
CALLING ALL FELLOW FRUSTRATED ARTIST AND WRITERS!
T W A a R R K
A New money-making idea...?
SCREWED SKEWED CRUDE ALTERNATE LYRICS! I have take...
WHAT KILLED THE TRADITIONAL NEWSPAPER? IT WAS NOT THE INTERNET!
10 Slogans By Me For FREE That Are Better Than The Crap Half Million "Hands, Face, Space"
CAN I STILL ENJOY THE FILM OR TV SERIES OF A DISGRACED STAR?
LET’S MAKE UP A CONSPIRACY THEORY!
Person type (X) ONLY THINK that they understand Human Nature and Manipulation until they meet a Person type (Y)
Extract from an old forbidden text... REF: WoD 137-42
SUBMIT TO ME!
THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS “WRITERS BLOCK”!
I QUIT
THE ANTI CENSORSHIP POLICY OF MY BLOG!!
10 ways you could have told me to “F OFF!”, Without coming across as a mere thug…!
My Statue Art
fuck
An Alternative Christmas film synopsis:
My Food Masterpiece! MK 1!
FREE SPEECH FOR ONLY SOME! IS FREE SPEECH FOR NONE!
A NOTE ON “CERTAIN” TYPES OF COMPUTER GAMES!
HOW TO VASTLY IMPROVE YOUR COUNTY IN ONLY 4 GENERATIONS!
The Broken Modern Mirror of the Modern Developed Western Soul. (A poem)Possibly by Ross Lombardi (?)
DO NOT GET DESPONDENT IF YOUR POST IS BANNED BY FARTBOOK!
RE: Your EMOTIONAL (So-called) TRIGGERS. Are Not our problem!
“Blessed Are The Meek, For They Shall Inherit The Earth” …Eventually.
Hail the little kings...
A question I was asked. “Are times so hard you're having to resort to selling crappy art work? Genuine question.”
! Facebook Censorship and Community Regulation, A possible solution! - Criticism is always easy while coming up with a solution is hard! SO I HAVE TRIED TO FIND A SOLUTION!
STAR WARS EXPLAINED!
Tell YOU Me what YOU want, and I will do it. A2 = £50 / A3 = £40 / A4 = £30 / Registered Charities FREE!
Here is a page from my new novel! What do you lot think? (a spoof)
The SWAMP Joke project. Some Racist jokes that I AM allowed to write!
TWISTED ALTERNATIVE LYRICS PRESENTS : TIME WARP from the hit musical Rocky Horror Show - Redone as… TIME WASTE!
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NHS HEALTH WARNING POSTER!
Introducing Dr Jonathan Swift (DM)
Introducing the food science wisdom of The Both Great and Good Isabel Oakshott
The Story Of The Free Chocolate Flavoured Condom
IMPORTANT! YOU ARE NOT STUPID! YOU MAY BE FAR SMARTER THAN YOU THINK!
I BLAME GMO'S FOR MAKING ME FEEL SICK! By Dr Jonathan Swift (DM)
OH! Most Wise and Great Holistic Gurus, PLEASE HEL...
I have allowed an advocate for Traditional Non Conventional Medicine to have Their say.
WE MUST BAN ALL GMO’S SOLD ONLINE!!
The Very Best Time To Use "Snake Oil!"
I AM A TREASONOUS CARNIVOR!
“Save The Earth” Is a STUPID SLOGAN!
Why Am I So FAT?
GEEK ATTACK! DO NOT BE LIKE LUCIUS!
Who Wants This Body Of Mine?
NOT A SPOOF! SOME SERIOUS PRACTICAL ADVICE FOR THE SUICIDAL! (UK INFO)
How long you should you stay awake after getting up in the morning, Before it is ok to have a nap!
What Is Alternative Medicine?
A BRUTALLY HONEST COMMENT ABOUT PORN! (Obviously this contains adult references, look at the title! Why would you even need this disclaimer?)
DR Jonathan Swift DM! FOOD HEALTH! I HAVE PROOF THAT FAT KILLS!
NOW IT IS ILLEGAL TO HAVE A FAMILY BARBECUE IN MY OWN COUNTRY!
HELP! I am very worried that my best friend might be crazy!
Our Shared National Shame of Having Sir Christopher Chope as a UK MP!
There are times when it is good to have a clinical psychopath in your life! OR (When “Bad” mental health turns “Good”)
ARE SEXUAL FANTASIES OK? Lets us sort all this out...
Pro-Choice vs Pro-Life?
An UNDISPUTABLE FACT!
HOW THE EVIL THINK! Merely killing someone and des...
DATING THE MENTALLY ILL! (SOME NOTES)
THIS IS A TRUE DRINKING STORY! I Am SUCH a total dick!
“Genuine psychopath?" and “carefree nonplanfulness"? (Screw You QUORA!)
THE RAT LOMBOT STUPIDITY AWARD NUMBER ONE Jordan Peterson Elite Only (High IQ and above necessary)
Super Special STUPIDITY AWARD Number 2, Awarded to Mr P,K:33
Am I,Ross Lombardi "Batshit Crazy" enough to be a Downing Street advisor?
EIGHT REASONS WHY BEING "SMART" SUCKS TOTAL DONKEY BUTT!
WHAT THE HELL AM I?? Is there a FREE Doctor in the house?
Possibly a Vegan recipe! "Rice and Beans Unsurprising"
I recommend one of my favourite family days out!
this is my secret
SCREWED SKEWED CRUDE ALTERNATE LYRICS! "Come on Eileen", CHANGED TO. "Oh, Corona Nineteen"
How does a psychopath’s mask help protect them fro...
THEY NOW WANT YOUR KIDS BACK AT SCHOOL! I PERSONALLY SCREAM! SCREW THAT SHIT!
Has it ever occurred to any of you that some consp...
Do they want to put chips inside us?
Some people who are much smarter than I want an all-white world. So Why not? What could possibly go wrong?
Do Psychopaths Have Selective Empathy?
When Well-Meaning People!... ...Tritely Tell You To… ...“Go Get Help! It’s Out There!"…
SCREWED SKEWED CRUDE ALTERNATE WORDS! The Charge o...
10 Slogans By Me For FREE That Are Better Than The Crap Half Million "Hands, Face, Space"
Burning the Plague Rats.
RE: Your EMOTIONAL (So-called) TRIGGERS. Are Not our problem!
Don't believe the marketing "Frames wins Games" bullshit! (WIP)
TWISTED SCREWED CRUDE ALTERNATIVE LYRICS : 99 Problems By Jay Z changed to 69 Mental Problems
TWISTED ALTERNATIVE LYRICS PRESENTS : TIME WARP from the hit musical Rocky Horror Show - Redone as… TIME WASTE!
DEAR PERSON IN SELF-DESTRUCTIVE PAIN!
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DAD RANT! WILL YOU BLOODY KIDS PLEASE SHUT THE HELL UP!

DAD RANT! The Child Anti Argument System. V1.3
Free Card Game! Print out at home! Only 12 cards in the game so it is cheap to print!
Why 1.2 Exponential human population growth. (Super conservative estimate! It is actually much higher than this!) Is bad! It is VERY bad!
MEME SOCIAL AWARENESS! Be careful what you choose ...
So, who are you going to be? Are all bullies of the world right about you?
RE: Forcing Faith Teaching and Prayers in Schools!
NOW IT IS ILLEGAL TO HAVE A FAMILY BARBECUE IN MY OWN COUNTRY!
My Daughter is NOT My Property!
If my Kids came out to me as gay!
Proudly Introducing, The Black Rose.
How to recognise ANY Fake Freinds! . (NOTE: PA...
THOSE Hiding Evil Podiatistphiles!
A QUESTION FOR THOSE DEFENDING THE IMPRISONMENT OF IMMIGRANT CHILDREN!
Pro-Choice vs Pro-Life?
The “Children In Cages” discussion. The Vital background information you need to know!
Exactly how badly do you want to protect those you...
Self-entitled snowflake millennial douche bags!
A collection of Dad Scenarios
Calling All Clothing Fashion Designers! This is ho...
Some Marriage Advice For Any Young Couple Who Is Just Starting Out!
RE: GRETA THUNBERG
THE NINJA PUPPY DIARIES! PART 1!
Be a REAL MAN!
Be the teacher of children NOT their brainwashing master!
SUPER? SCREWED SKEWED CRUDE ALTERNATE LYRICS! "Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious" changed to "Super-Farty—Fat-Dad-Is-Kinda- Grossest"
All this "Find my ancestor" stuff on TV and online is total bullshit!
COUPLE ATTACK! Why My Wife is so upset with Me, Pa...
HOW TO "SLANT" A STORY! An example of the sorts of presenting skills used by mainstream media such as "The Mirror Group" or "FOX" is used to "Slant" a story without technically ever lying...
SCREWED SKEWED CRUDE ALTERNATE LYRICS! I have taken a favourite, "Teddy Bears Picnic" AND CHANGED IT TO "Licking My Arsehole"
I SUGGEST THAT WE CALL ALL “MALE KARENS” “KARLS”!
The Language of Children
A quote from the non-existent clit flick: "Not-In-...
Have You Got a Trophy Husband! But failed to reali...
Person type (X) ONLY THINK that they understand Human Nature and Manipulation until they meet a Person type (Y)
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RATs Furry Feinds, Friends, Beloved Pets and Cuddle Stars!

THE NINJA PUPPY DIARIES! PART 1!
“All about the pussy!”
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THE BIG LIST OF RAT MONEY PAGE RANTS!

STOP PRESS!! MAJOR High Finance Tip! EXTRA HOT!
Guide To Basic Large Dog Care! (No! Not Really,)
Maybe, Just Maybe, We Should Privatise EVERYTHING!
Tin Foil Hat Economics 101 (ish) !!
Do the government understand economics?
REMEMBER What "Net Neutrality" REALLY MEANS!
FOR THE PROFESSIONAL DECISION MAKER!
Stupid Simple Modern Truth: Number One: Your...
TIN FOIL HAT THEORY! DID TORIES TORPEDO THEMSELVES...
WHY THERE CAN BE NO GOOD BREXIT DEAL!
THE REAL REASON CERTAIN VESTED INTEREST WANT BREXIT! (And surprise! surprise! it has nothing to do with immigration!)
REDCAR! UK Northern Powerhouse? !
When we are THIS STUPID!
EXACTLY WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?
One Reason I Think I Would Never Choose To Be Homeless For More Than A Few Nights!
WE MEN! WE ARE A ‘VERY SPECIAL TYPE’ OF STUPID!
GEEK ATTACK! THE POTENTIAL EFFECT OF A HYPERTHETICAL ANTI GAY (or any other bigoty type,) BOYCOT ON FUTURE MARVEL FILMS! WITH MATH!
THE ENTIRE LOMBOT PUBLISHING PRODUCT LINE!
Fart Book Memes
Some Marriage Advice For Any Young Couple Who Is Just Starting Out!
OPEN LETTER TO GOLDMAN SACHES! RE: Rising "Education" cost!
Advice for Billionaires: Don't let Princess Anastasia scream in vain!
A capitalist can be a supporter of the extinction rebellion!
Dear ALL Hackers and Phishers
WHEN BIG BUSINESS ACTS LIKE A PETULANT CHILD!
SCREWED SKEWED CRUDE ALTERNATE LYRICS! I have taken R.E.S.P.E.C.T. By Aretha Franklin, The Blues Brothers AND CHANGED IT TO M. O. N. E. Y. 4. ME.
ADVERTISING HERE!?
NO MATTER HOW TEMPTED YOU ARE! NEVER GIVE YOUR BAN...
Potential Strategies for Sellers on Fiverr and Similar Such Sites
If we can Believe in Money?
A New money-making idea...?
SCREWED SKEWED CRUDE ALTERNATE LYRICS! I have taken a favourite, “TOMORROW!” From the Musical “ANNIE!” AND CHANGED IT INSTEAD, “TO BORROW” FROM THE NON-EXISTENT MUSICAL “SPAMMY!”
Maslow's hierarchy of needs Transformed into Rat Lombot's Hierarchy of GREEDS!
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THE BIG LIST OF RAT SEX AND GENDER PAGE RANTS!

THIS! THIS! THIS!
YOU CALL ME A WHITE KNIGHT AS IF IT WAS A BAD THING!?
"Pssttt....." "Wana See the Picture I Found on the Internet?"
What is it with the constant use of the "Human Female is somehow like a Cat" Analogy??
My Daughter is NOT My Property!
The Story Of The Free Chocolate Flavoured Condom
I like YOU So Much I had to send YOU some DICK pics!
GEEK ATTACK! The 4 T-Shirt Stages of the Geek Adult Male!
TITS!
GEEK ATTACK! WHY MEN PLAY FEMALE TOONS!
THE "C WORD" AIN'T SO BAD!
Safe Sex! "Just Practice IT!"
THE MISOGYNY DREAM!
THE RAT LOMBOT STUPIDITY AWARD NUMBER ONE Jordan Peterson Elite Only (High IQ and above necessary)
POSSIBLE SOLUTION! Is the Only REAL problem with Modern Sexual Politics simple EGO??
Do we all find the same thing cute?
COUPLE ATTACK! Why My Wife is so upset with Me, Part 1 v1
WE MEN! NEED SEX?
WOW! SUCH A PUBLIC CONFESSION! I Desperately Need ...
GEEK ATTACK! My Wife And The A World Of Warcraft Expansion
I Am Having An Affair Behind My "True Loves" Back!
From My Wife's Very Own Lady Garden!
Why Good Looking Sex Predators Might Choose Ugly Victims!
GEEK ATTACK! DO NOT BE LIKE LUCIUS!
. BAD ROMANCE? . A HARD TRUTH! .
SHITE (man) CLUB!
ALL EXTREMES (Of any sort) ARE BAD! BALANCE IS GOOD!
WHEN SOMEONE MISSES YOU.
“All about the pussy!”
Less Pricks And More Pussies Please.
WARNING! Drink and loneliness are a terrible combi...
TRUST NO ONE!
“MEN ARE NOT ATTRACTED TO INTELLIGENT WOMEN!”
A BRUTALLY HONEST COMMENT ABOUT PORN! (Obviously this contains adult references, look at the title! Why would you even need this disclaimer?)
WE MEN! WE ARE A ‘VERY SPECIAL TYPE’ OF STUPID!
Last Words!
Our Shared National Shame of Having Sir Christopher Chope as a UK MP!
GEEK COMMON SENSE ATTACK! ARE SEXY SUPER HEROS OK?
"It is such a pity that (Celebrity X) Said and wrote those things!" "I used to like them!"
GEEK ATTACK! MOVIES VS REAL LIFE! (WARNING! CONTAINS VERY ADULT MATERIAL!)
GEEK ATTACK! Oh No! They have made a fictitious character, A different, Gender, Race, Look or Sexuality!
ARE SEXUAL FANTASIES OK? Lets us sort all this out...
Pro-Choice vs Pro-Life?
Dear entire Human race! DO! DREAM! AND BECOME BETTER THAN THIS!
I personally know a man who wants to kill a 3 year old child!
DATING THE MENTALLY ILL! (SOME NOTES)
Why Rape can be so much worse for a Woman than a for Man.
Be a REAL MAN!
Calling All Clothing Fashion Designers! This is ho...
WHY SO MUCH PORN AND NUDITY MIGHT BE A GOOD THING!
Some Marriage Advice For Any Young Couple Who Is Just Starting Out!
OFFENDED MINORITIES! DON’T GET TRIGGERED! GET EVEN!
How long does it take to offend someone?
THE RIDICULOUSLY BASIC (this should not be needed ...
WANK! NOT WAR!
How to get to the very special hell reserved for the immature dick heads VERY quickly!
The aeons-old human conflict!
Open Letter to NERDS WITH VAGINAS, RE: Attacks an...
I am on the edge of a VERY Dark Epiphany. It has not all completely solidified in my mind yet, But so far these are the thoughts I am playing with.
Our Language viewed with Innocent Eyes!
Is it just me? Or is every time some twat starts spouting on about "Beta Males", The first thing you think, Is that they cannot be the "Alpha Males” that they say they are...
Do Psychopaths Have Selective Empathy?
3 Modern Steps.
Review: Adult hook up site Together2Tonight (WITH ...
The Attempted Sex Site Scammer I Encountered! And ...
I SUGGEST THAT WE CALL ALL “MALE KARENS” “KARLS”!
A quote from the non-existent clit flick: "Not-In-...
Have You Got a Trophy Husband! But failed to reali...
The Last Best Man Speech EVER!
A NOTE ON “CERTAIN” TYPES OF COMPUTER GAMES!
DYSLEXICS CELIBATE INTENTIONAL WOMANS DAY
17 Vs 19! Seventeen things’ women will always be better at than men Vs Nineteen things’ men will always be better at than women!
Fat, Old and Ugly does NOT = Desperate, Naive, and Stupid!
Love? Just a very small alternative suggestion.
A DECLARATION OF PERSONAL INDEPENDENCE!
In my divorce, I gave my ex-wife the whole house.
ANTI MAN!??
How to NOT Ever become a Stalker!
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THIS! THIS! THIS!
Site Mission Statment: “Be honest with yourself enough to own it and say so!”
Do You Happen To Say Things Like, “I HATE fucking Nerds, Immigrants, the EU, lefties and Queers!”??
I was an ostrich.
HOW TO VASTLY IMPROVE THE CONTROVERSIAL JOKE OF A ...
Rosemary Carroll’s IS NOT ALONE! Fellow TORY Anthony Mullen Also has indulged in suspect behaviour!
Is the Representation of Apu racist by default?
Attempt At Explaining Islam To Stupid People!
WHY HOLOCAUST DENIERS ARE WRONG. HOW THEY CAN BE PROVEN WRONG. PROOF FROM A DIFFERENT ANGLE THAT CAN NOT HAVE BEEN FAKED!
An Open Note To Israel: The Idea of a “Magic Ticket" is Utter Bull Crap!”
The “Children In Cages” discussion. The Vital background information you need to know!
A QUESTION FOR THOSE DEFENDING THE IMPRISONMENT OF IMMIGRANT CHILDREN!
How To Improve A Dull Script (NOT REALLY! Political Parody!)
The Logic Behind Pacifism Explained!
Note On Biblical Old Testament Law And Stupid Peop...
Why do so many right-wing pseudo-Christians think Jesus Christ was Pale, blonde haired and blue-eyed?
MY VERY PERSONAL CATHOLIC QUESTIONS!
Definition of “Respect” Vs Definition of "Fear"
GEEK ATTACK! I HATE SQEAKIES!
Why I always find myself feeling a little uncomfortable around Racial Minorities!
I WAS WRONG! A Public Retraction of my previous stance that all people are equal no matter the colour their skin is.
A SMALL DOCUMENTED NOTEWORTHY LITTLE EVENT.
It is so lucky that we can Magically spot Phedophiles so easily, Just by looking at their skin colour!
. UNFORTUNATELY! THIS IS WHO I AM!
Thought Of The Day, Concerning Zebras.
ALL EXTREMES (Of any sort) ARE BAD! BALANCE IS GOOD!
"TAKING A KNEE" IS A PATRIOTIC DUTY! THIS IS WHY!
CHEMISTRY QUESTION! ARE THERE DIFFERENT “TYPES” OF H2O?
ALL RELIGION MUST BE EVIL!
A Weekly (Despondent and Jaded) Law Enforcement Incident Diary
Last Words!
"It is such a pity that (Celebrity X) Said and wrote those things!" "I used to like them!"
GEEK ATTACK! Oh No! They have made a fictitious character, A different, Gender, Race, Look or Sexuality!
THE VERY REAL COST THAT YOU PERSONALLY PAY FOR YOUR OWN HATE!
SCREWED SKEWED CRUDE ALTERNATE LYRICS! Addicted to Hate!
I happen to believe God is Good, BUT IF I AM WRONG! (JUDGING GOD!)
Dear entire Human race! DO! DREAM! AND BECOME BETTER THAN THIS!
Judging historical figures, Cutting our ancestors a little slack!
If love did have a label....
A type of Pseudo Christianity! BREAKING DOWN THE “BAD BREAD”!
THE REAL ISIS (and others like them) ARE NOT MUSLIMS!
DID I LIE ABOUT THE FIFTH PILLAR OF ISALM BEING,"DO NOT HARM INNOCENTS?"AND THE MORTAL ISLAMIC SIN OF SUICIDE!
“Cultural Appropriation”? A difference between what people “Think” it Means compared to What I suspect is “Really” means?
AS A RELIGIOUS PERSON I SAY, "BOLLOCKS TO YOUR BLASPAHMY LAWS!"
OFFENDED MINORITIES! DON’T GET TRIGGERED! GET EVEN!
The Value of my life?
Political Correctness is Incorrect. (V2)
Harry, Meghan, Press - THE TRUTH By Alix Bartlett-Cook
I Hate fascism and Nazis BUT I still strongly believe in Free Speech.
I am NOT a CIA analyst. I have NOT got access to t...
THE GREAT OVER STRETCHED STEAMING PILE OF STEAM POWERED MIXED ANALOGIES OF HOT HUMID AIR!
My, Only Merely Hypothetical (But never worry, Because people keep saying it can never ever happen!) "ONLY IF the Nazis ever took over the UK" Shopping List
"ONE ANGRY GAMER" Is the REAL Traitor, "Painting f...
I am NOT ATIFICA! I do NOT agree with ATIFICA!
DO NOT DESTROY ANY OF YOUR RACIST HISTORY AND ART! INSTEAD! JUST CHANGE THE PLAQUE UNDERNEATH IT!
3 sides to every story. ON 1# : The Frightened, The Frightened and the Frightened.
A response to... Former Prime Minister Julia Gillard- Australia: And her lovely "Our Land" speech!
I am on the edge of a VERY Dark Epiphany. It has not all completely solidified in my mind yet, But so far these are the thoughts I am playing with.
Note on, Those "Villains" defending the honouring of the slave traders!
Zealot Atheist: The Deeply religious that deny their own brand of blind faith even exists!
Succinctly put, Explaining to certain sorts of people WHY "Black Lives Matter" IS the same as "All Lives Matter!"
Spot the difference? Who is Who?
Our Language viewed with Innocent Eyes!
Some people who are much smarter than I want an all-white world. So Why not? What could possibly go wrong?
A weirdly Caucasian Jesus the One true Son of God/Allah and the Prophet Mohamed, blessings be, in his name. Enjoying a romantic kiss.
Some Ann Coulter inspired makeup tips for all you girls out there!
NNLM. NO NAZI LIVES MATTER
DEAR ALL ALT-RIGHT NAZI AND PSUDEU NAZI COWARDS!
While in 'some' Governmental Systems, Nationalism and Patriotism 'may' be the same thing...
Do you?...
An American person asked me “Can we still play pool, because of the white ball hitting all those coloured ones” My answer was…
The SWAMP Joke project. Some Racist jokes that I AM allowed to write!
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THE BIG LIST OF RAT ANTI-HOMOPHOBIC PAGE RANTS!

THIS! THIS! THIS!
GEEK ATTACK! Samuel L. Jackson Can’t Believe Nick...
I Just Love It When I Hear A Stupid Homophobe Say.....
Do You Happen To Say Things Like, “I HATE fucking Nerds, Immigrants, the EU, lefties and Queers!”??
Safe Sex! "Just Practice IT!"
SEX CRIME! NOT JUST MEN! (Why we are ALL crap!)
A Weekly (Despondent and Jaded) Law Enforcement Incident Diary
Last Words!
"It is such a pity that (Celebrity X) Said and wrote those things!" "I used to like them!"
GEEK ATTACK! Oh No! They have made a fictitious character, A different, Gender, Race, Look or Sexuality!
THE VERY REAL COST THAT YOU PERSONALLY PAY FOR YOUR OWN HATE!
SCREWED SKEWED CRUDE ALTERNATE LYRICS! Addicted to Hate!
I happen to believe God is Good, BUT IF I AM WRONG! (JUDGING GOD!)
Dear entire Human race! DO! DREAM! AND BECOME BETTER THAN THIS!
If love did have a label....
If my Kids came out to me as gay!
No Gay Gene?
SKEWED CRUDE ALTERNATIVE LYRICS BY RAT LOMBOT PRES...
OFFENDED MINORITIES! DON’T GET TRIGGERED! GET EVEN!
The Value of my life?
I Hate fascism and Nazis BUT I still strongly believe in Free Speech.
THE GREAT OVER STRETCHED STEAMING PILE OF STEAM POWERED MIXED ANALOGIES OF HOT HUMID AIR!
Open Letter to NERDS WITH VAGINAS, RE: Attacks and accusations against your page.
Soho is Not dead. It is only 'resting'.
My, Only Merely Hypothetical (But never worry, Because people keep saying it can never ever happen!) "ONLY IF the Nazis ever took over the UK" Shopping List
I am NOT ATIFICA! I do NOT agree with ATIFICA!
I am on the edge of a VERY Dark Epiphany. It has not all completely solidified in my mind yet, But so far these are the thoughts I am playing with.
THE ORIGIN OF A HOMOPHOBIC ANTI HOMOPHOBIA CAMPAIGNER!
Spot the difference? Who is Who?
Our Language viewed with Innocent Eyes!
Is there a “…a vile group of people are trying to make paedophilia a sexual orientation.."?
NNLM. NO NAZI LIVES MATTER
DEAR ALL ALT-RIGHT NAZI AND PSUDEU NAZI COWARDS!
Michele Bachmann claims that, “transgender Marxist...
Do you?...
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THE BIG LIST OF RAT SAVE OUR UK NHS PAGE RANTS!

NHS HEALTH WARNING POSTER!
Do the government understand economics?
THE GREAT NHS GIVEAWAY! V4! THE PASSIVE RESISTANCE CAMPAIGN! #NHSCrisis
MY Depression!
Maybe, Just Maybe, We Should Privatise EVERYTHING!
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THE BIG LIST OF RAT DRUGS PAGE RANTS!

The Reason Why Some People Are So Very Deeply Passionate About Weed NOT EVER Being Legalised!
Illegal Cannabis WILL Harm YOU! HOWEVER! I STILL Think Cannabis SHOULD be Legalised! Here is Why!
I BLAME GMO'S FOR MAKING ME FEEL SICK! By Dr Jonathan Swift (DM)
THIS IS A TRUE DRINKING STORY! I Am SUCH a total dick!
WINNERS DON’T DO...
THE MODERN WORLD: REAL LIFE INTERNATIONAL SOAP OPERA: THE STORY SO FAR! SHORT VERSION!
WARNING! Drink and loneliness are a terrible combi...
THE REAL ISIS (and others like them) ARE NOT MUSLIMS!
WANKER OF REDCAR!
“He who smelt it”
SCREWED SKEWED CRUDE ALTERNATE WORDS! There was an...
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THE BIG LIST OF RAT GUNS PAGE RANTS!

The Bear Facts About Hunters!
THE QUICK, SUPER FUN, NRA SILENCER GAME!
How Hypothetical USA Firearms Controls might lead to more advanced Blade and knife technology!
WHEN SOMEONE MISSES YOU.
Whatever “We” become as a nation and Every War!
DEAR USA AND ALL NRA SUPPORTERS! IF YOU NEEDED ONE... I AM THE VERY REASON YOU NEED MUCH BETTER GUN CONTROLES!
Which future should a young person choose, Gang Vs Forces?
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THE BIG LIST OF RAT CRIME PAGE RANTS!

NOW IT IS ILLEGAL TO HAVE A FAMILY BARBECUE IN MY OWN COUNTRY!
The Reason Why Some People Are So Very Deeply Passionate About Weed NOT EVER Being Legalised!
Illegal Cannabis WILL Harm YOU! HOWEVER! I STILL Think Cannabis SHOULD be Legalised! Here is Why!
THOSE Hiding Evil Podiatistphiles!
MEME SOCIAL AWARENESS! Be careful what you choose ...
Definition of “Respect” Vs Definition of "Fear"
Why Good Looking Sex Predators Might Choose Ugly Victims!
A Useful Practical Guide On How To Stalk Someone.
WHEN SOMEONE MISSES YOU.
SEX CRIME! NOT JUST MEN! (Why we are ALL crap!)
Peanut Butter, Jelly,and a......
THE MODERN WORLD: REAL LIFE INTERNATIONAL SOAP OPERA: THE STORY SO FAR! SHORT VERSION!
THE DEATH PENALTY! The 'For' and 'Against' Arguments!
A BRUTALLY HONEST COMMENT ABOUT PORN! (Obviously this contains adult references, look at the title! Why would you even need this disclaimer?)
WE MEN! WE ARE A ‘VERY SPECIAL TYPE’ OF STUPID!
AM I A NUTCASE!
A Weekly (Despondent and Jaded) Law Enforcement Incident Diary
Whatever “We” become as a nation and Every War!
Our Shared National Shame of Having Sir Christopher Chope as a UK MP!
Have you SEEN this Man! REWARD!
THE REAL ISIS (and others like them) ARE NOT MUSLIMS!
WANKER OF REDCAR!
HOW TO DEFEAT ANY AND ALL TYRANNY!
AN OPEN LETTER TO ALL POTENTIAL SERIAL KILLERS O...
My current positions. I am NOT asking for either your approval or your permission!
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Why Rape can be so much worse for a Woman than a for Man.
I recommend one of my favourite family days out!
Terrorist seems VERY stupid
Only hypothetically "If" the "crap hits the fan"
Which future should a young person choose, Gang Vs Forces?
Dear ALL Hackers and Phishers
A potential response to SOME TYPES of Writer’s groups, Writers circles Or Independent Publishing Collectives that offers you a “Fee Taster Course”
DEFEATING BIG BROTHER: THE SCANNING OF OUR TEXT AND EMAILS:
What is the best self-defence trick you can learn within an hour?
NO MATTER HOW TEMPTED YOU ARE! NEVER GIVE YOUR BAN...
I am NOT ATIFICA! I do NOT agree with ATIFICA!
3 sides to every story. ON 1# : The Frightened, The Frightened and the Frightened.
“He who smelt it”
“IF” I could get Donald Trump alone, Could I beat ...
Do Psychopaths Have Selective Empathy?
The Attempted Sex Site Scammer I Encountered! And ...
The Language of Children
DEAR ALL ALT-RIGHT NAZI AND PSUDEU NAZI COWARDS!
“IF” YOU KILL
... bad ass ...
See Those Scammers and Phishers??!
SOME WELL MEANT NOTES AND ADVICE ON SOME “NICE PEOPLE”
ANTI MAN!??
How to NOT Ever become a Stalker!
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FOR THE PROFESSIONAL DECISION MAKER!
REMEMBER What "Net Neutrality" REALLY MEANS!
WHY HOLOCAUST DENIERS ARE WRONG. HOW THEY CAN BE PROVEN WRONG. PROOF FROM A DIFFERENT ANGLE THAT CAN NOT HAVE BEEN FAKED!
An Open Note To Israel: The Idea of a “Magic Ticket" is Utter Bull Crap!”
Attempt At Explaining Islam To Stupid People!
The “Children In Cages” discussion. The Vital background information you need to know!
A QUESTION FOR THOSE DEFENDING THE IMPRISONMENT OF IMMIGRANT CHILDREN!
A Totally Innocent, Non-Partisan, Neutral Question, About Correct English Language Word Usage?
Democracy Health Check List.
Trumping In A Lift Full Of People!
How To Improve A Dull Script (NOT REALLY! Political Parody!)
Introducing the food science wisdom of The Both Great and Good Isabel Oakshott
Definition of “Respect” Vs Definition of "Fear"
Guide To Basic Large Dog Care! (No! Not Really,)
Tin Foil Hat Economics 101 (ish) !!
TIN FOIL HAT THEORY! DID TORIES TORPEDO THEMSELVES...
WHY THERE CAN BE NO GOOD BREXIT DEAL!
THE REAL REASON CERTAIN VESTED INTEREST WANT BREXIT! (And surprise! surprise! it has nothing to do with immigration!)
8 Things to get properly offended by INSTEAD of the Trite Crap you are choosing to care about!
When we are THIS STUPID!
One Reason I Think I Would Never Choose To Be Homeless For More Than A Few Nights!
NOW IT IS ILLEGAL TO HAVE A FAMILY BARBECUE IN MY OWN COUNTRY!
MEME SOCIAL AWARENESS! Be careful what you choose ...
EXACTLY WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?
Do the government understand economics?
REDCAR! UK Northern Powerhouse? !
Political Disillusion!
Maybe, Just Maybe, We Should Privatise EVERYTHING!
RANT ABOUT ALL THE 'La La Land' INSPIRATIONAL WORK ETHIC RUBISH! .
THE MAGIC MEME! . OR . How to imply corruption on any political page or issue without getting sued for libel!
The #PerfectPutin Christmass Special!
DEAR, THE ENTIRE NORTH AMERICAN MEDIA! For Your Information!
ALL EXTREMES (Of any sort) ARE BAD! BALANCE IS GOOD!
"TAKING A KNEE" IS A PATRIOTIC DUTY! THIS IS WHY!
Dear ALL People Saying “Wii Survived WW2” “ So Wii...
THE MODERN WORLD: REAL LIFE INTERNATIONAL SOAP OPERA: THE STORY SO FAR! SHORT VERSION!
Last Words!
GEEK ATTACK! Anyone up for a pleasant game of AI "I spy"?
In case you have not spotted it yet, I am giving you all a warning, "Heads Up!"
The REAL weird screwed up reason why EU membership is a good thing. (PS, Even pro-EU people will hate the answer.)
Whatever “We” become as a nation and Every War!
WHAT COULD BE A GOOD NAME FOR A RIGHT-WING VERSION OF A "SNOWFLAKE"??
We all deserve the occasional treat, Even the homeless.
SCREWED SKEWED CRUDE ALTERNATE LYRICS! Lyrics for the tune of "War" by Edwin Starr
ALL CELEBRITIES ARE STILL ENTITLED TO BASIC HUMAN RIGHTS!
THEY FEAR YOUR MIND!
The idea of a Degree Is smoke mirrors and marketing bullshit!
MY LIST OF "Growing Up" REVELATIONS!
THE REAL ISIS (and others like them) ARE NOT MUSLIMS!
WANKER OF REDCAR!
OPEN LETTER TO GOLDMAN SACHES! RE: Rising "Education" cost!
HORRENDOUS TRUTH! IT IS TIME NOW TIME TO STOP FIGHTING BREXIT!
GEEK ATTACK! (Political ish) Secret Society Conspiracy Theories and why I wish they were true.
I recommend one of my favourite family days out!
A random thought about Spiders and Climate Change
My current positions. I am NOT asking for either your approval or your permission!
Possibly a Vegan recipe! "Rice and Beans Unsurprising"
The Eternal Contract
The Generally Used Anti Corbyn "He's A Traitor" Comment, Tested with Logic: By Jez Davis
Am I,Ross Lombardi "Batshit Crazy" enough to be a Downing Street advisor?
"If" there are any Conservitiive politicians reading this out there, Could you please ask them, on behalf of their party, the following question for me.
Fart Book Memes
Only hypothetically "If" the "crap hits the fan"
Dear Boris
BEFORE YOU JUDGE THE RICH AND POWERFUL! REMEMBER! WE WOULD ALL BE JUST AS BAD IN THEIR POSITION!
Terrorist seems VERY stupid
HOW TO "SLANT" A STORY! An example of the sorts of presenting skills used by mainstream media such as "The Mirror Group" or "FOX" is used to "Slant" a story without technically ever lying...
Why I Fear America!
DEFEATING BIG BROTHER: THE SCANNING OF OUR TEXT AND EMAILS:
I am NOT a CIA analyst. I have NOT got access to t...
I am NOT ATIFICA! I do NOT agree with ATIFICA!
DO NOT DESTROY ANY OF YOUR RACIST HISTORY AND ART! INSTEAD! JUST CHANGE THE PLAQUE UNDERNEATH IT!
3 sides to every story. ON 1# : The Frightened, The Frightened and the Frightened.
Has it ever occurred to any of you that some consp...
Our Language viewed with Innocent Eyes!
“IF” I could get Donald Trump alone, Could I beat ...
The Language of Children
SCREWED SKEWED CRUDE ALTERNATE LYRICS! I have take...
WHY TRUMP SUPPORTERS ARE CONSIDERED STUPID!
BARGAINS! BARGAINS! BARGAINS! OUR USA NOVEMBER SAL...
NNLM. NO NAZI LIVES MATTER
DEAR ALL ALT-RIGHT NAZI AND PSUDEU NAZI COWARDS!
What "Occam's Razor" is NOT!
ENJOY DEMOCRATIC GOVERNMENT
Person type (X) ONLY THINK that they understand Human Nature and Manipulation until they meet a Person type (Y)
While in 'some' Governmental Systems, Nationalism and Patriotism 'may' be the same thing...
HOW TO VASTLY IMPROVE YOUR COUNTY IN ONLY 4 GENERATIONS!
Doing The Minecraft Manberg Warp!
Why I stand all alone with NO allies! - ...But I stand anyway!
! Facebook Censorship and Community Regulation, A possible solution! - Criticism is always easy while coming up with a solution is hard! SO I HAVE TRIED TO FIND A SOLUTION!
Maslow's hierarchy of needs Transformed into Rat Lombot's Hierarchy of GREEDS!
TWISTED ALTERNITIVE LYRICS PRESENT. "Do They Know It's Christmas?" by Band Aid
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Halloween And Creepy Themed Memes!
THE GRAND RAT RANT FESTIVE CHRISTMAS MEME COLLECTION! (Contains Adult Humour!)
An Alternative Christmas film synopsis:
SCREWED SKEWED CRUDE ALTERNATE LYRICS! I have taken a favourite, “TOMORROW!” From the Musical “ANNIE!” AND CHANGED IT INSTEAD, “TO BORROW” FROM THE NON-EXISTENT MUSICAL “SPAMMY!”
TWISTED ALTERNITIVE LYRICS PRESENT. "Do They Know It's Christmas?" by Band Aid
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THIS! THIS! THIS!
MY VERY PERSONAL CATHOLIC QUESTIONS!
Note On Biblical Old Testament Law And Stupid Peop...
Why do so many right-wing pseudo-Christians think Jesus Christ was Pale, blonde haired and blue-eyed?
The Logic Behind Pacifism Explained!
MEME SOCIAL AWARENESS! Be careful what you choose ...
Definition of “Respect” Vs Definition of "Fear"
IMPORTANT! YOU ARE NOT STUPID! YOU MAY BE FAR SMARTER THAN YOU THINK!
When we are THIS STUPID!
FOR THE PROFESSIONAL DECISION MAKER!
How And Why The Biggest Mistakes Of Your Life Are...
Political Disillusion!
WELCOME TO YOUR CHURCH!
MY Depression!
Safe Sex! "Just Practice IT!"
8 Things to get properly offended by INSTEAD of the Trite Crap you are choosing to care about!
RANT ABOUT ALL THE 'La La Land' INSPIRATIONAL WORK ETHIC RUBISH! .
Who Wants This Body Of Mine?
CHEMISTRY QUESTION! ARE THERE DIFFERENT “TYPES” OF H2O?
ALL RELIGION MUST BE EVIL!
When Facebook is Accidentally and Horrendously Iro...
Stress is a choice? So is peace?
TRUST NO ONE!
shmoo
The Opinions That Caused Me To Get The Most Intern...
THE DEATH PENALTY! The 'For' and 'Against' Arguments!
WARNING! VERY IMPORTANT! THIS IS ONE ISSUE THE LEFT AND RIGHT CAN EQUALLY AGREE ON!
THE MEANING OF LIFE! (IF you are “Sane”, Then you are NOT going to like the answer!)
AM I A NUTCASE!
Self-entitled snowflake millennial douche bags!
Whatever “We” become as a nation and Every War!
FAMILY FORTUNE JOKES!
"It is such a pity that (Celebrity X) Said and wrote those things!" "I used to like them!"
We all deserve the occasional treat, Even the homeless.
ARE SEXUAL FANTASIES OK? Lets us sort all this out...
I happen to believe God is Good, BUT IF I AM WRONG! (JUDGING GOD!)
Pro-Choice vs Pro-Life?
BUT WHAT IS "RIGHT"?
Dear entire Human race! DO! DREAM! AND BECOME BETTER THAN THIS!
Judging historical figures, Cutting our ancestors a little slack!
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A type of Pseudo Christianity! BREAKING DOWN THE “BAD BREAD”!
What am I scared of?
Dear Person from the year 3000,
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KARMA, Modern Ideal Vs the Original Idea!
Exactly how badly do you want to protect those you love?
THE FINAL DEMAND NOTICE!
ME A "REAL" CHRISTIAN VS ALL "THE ENEMY" PSEUDO MUSLIM'S! (Sorry for the very slightly misleading title!)
I recommend one of my favourite family days out!
Humans should really try to stop being so weird!
The Value of my life?
A random thought about Spiders and Climate Change
“But Oh!” “They broke the law!”
My current positions. I am NOT asking for either your approval or your permission!
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FRIEDRICH NIETZSCHE WAS TOTAL DICK!
Only hypothetically "If" the "crap hits the fan"
Good “Smart people” Vs Good “Simple people"! Who is really better??
"IF" God sent out texts.
The Crappy Species of HUMANITY in a Nutshell! All our Most common Hobbies, Pastimes and Interest All Laid Out!
The Eternal Contract
Be the teacher of children NOT their brainwashing master!
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The Positive and Nice Memes Selection
Waiting For The Right Conditions
WHEN BIG BUSINESS ACTS LIKE A PETULANT CHILD!
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THE GREAT OVER STRETCHED STEAMING PILE OF STEAM POWERED MIXED ANALOGIES OF HOT HUMID AIR!
How to get to the very special hell reserved for the immature dick heads VERY quickly!
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Why being called "Privileged" is NOT an insult!
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Mutare non est meum, Cantus moriar
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Do Psychopaths Have Selective Empathy?
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I WAS WRONG! A Public Retraction of my previous stance that all people are equal no matter the colour their skin is.
I BLAME GMO'S FOR MAKING ME FEEL SICK! By Dr Jonathan Swift (DM)
THE GREAT NHS GIVEAWAY! V4! THE PASSIVE RESISTANCE CAMPAIGN! #NHSCrisis
What is it with the constant use of the "Human Female is somehow like a Cat" Analogy??
"Pssttt....." "Wana See the Picture I Found on the Internet?"
Is the Representation of Apu racist by default?
Introducing Dr Jonathan Swift (DM)
REDCAR! UK Northern Powerhouse? !
GEEK ATTACK! WAS Thanos VERY STUPID! OR VERY WISE??!! The Solution He COULD have used! AND the one reason he might not have chosen to use it! V3
GEEK ATTACK! Samuel L. Jackson Can’t Believe Nick...
Introducing the food science wisdom of The Both Great and Good Isabel Oakshott
Do the government understand economics?
NOW IT IS ILLEGAL TO HAVE A FAMILY BARBECUE IN MY OWN COUNTRY!
HOW TO VASTLY IMPROVE THE CONTROVERSIAL JOKE OF A ...
Rosemary Carroll’s IS NOT ALONE! Fellow TORY Anthony Mullen Also has indulged in suspect behaviour!
MY VERY PERSONAL CATHOLIC QUESTIONS!
Political Disillusion!
THE MISOGYNY DREAM!
THIS! THIS! THIS!
The Very Best Time To Use "Snake Oil!"
A SMALL DOCUMENTED NOTEWORTHY LITTLE EVENT.
MY Depression!
COUPLE ATTACK! Why My Wife is so upset with Me, Part 1 v1
Do we all find the same thing cute?
WOW! SUCH A PUBLIC CONFESSION! I Desperately Need ...
RANT ABOUT ALL THE 'La La Land' INSPIRATIONAL WORK ETHIC RUBISH! .
GEEK ATTACK! My Wife And The A World Of Warcraft Expansion
I AM A TREASONOUS CARNIVOR!
STOP PRESS!! MAJOR High Finance Tip! EXTRA HOT!
Maybe, Just Maybe, We Should Privatise EVERYTHING!
I Am Having An Affair Behind My "True Loves" Back!
. UNFORTUNATELY! THIS IS WHO I AM!
It is so lucky that we can Magically spot Phedophiles so easily, Just by looking at their skin colour!
Thought Of The Day, Concerning Zebras.
WE MEN! NEED SEX?
From My Wife's Very Own Lady Garden!
GEEK ATTACK! My Random MCU Meme's
Why Good Looking Sex Predators Might Choose Ugly Victims!
“Save The Earth” Is a STUPID SLOGAN!
How to recognise ANY Fake Freinds! . (NOTE: PARODY SPOOF!) (IT IS NOT WHAT YOU FIRST THINK IT IS!)
Why Am I So FAT?
THE MAGIC MEME! . OR . How to imply corruption on any political page or issue without getting sued for libel!
GEEK ATTACK! DO NOT BE LIKE LUCIUS!
. BAD ROMANCE? . A HARD TRUTH! .
BLOG DEVELOPMENT REPORT! 20 Oct 2018
How Hypothetical USA Firearms Controls might lead to more advanced Blade and knife technology!
Who Wants This Body Of Mine?
SHITE (man) CLUB!
Science News! New Recognition Of A 5th Universal C...
The #PerfectPutin Christmass Special!
a very SHELFish Lament
Proudly Introducing, The Black Rose.
Romantic Disfigured Leads in Mainstream Films That Are Still Attractive!
Geek Attack! Stupid Random Geek Memes PART 1
GEEK ATTACK! RANDOM DCU MEMES!
Geek Attack! EXTREME WEIRD CRAP! Science Vs Mysticism from a Philosophical viewpoint.
GEEK ATTACK! How to correctly respond to an admin who has removed one of your inappropriate posts!
DEAR, THE ENTIRE NORTH AMERICAN MEDIA! For Your Information!
A Useful Practical Guide On How To Stalk Someone.
ALL EXTREMES (Of any sort) ARE BAD! BALANCE IS GOOD!
"TAKING A KNEE" IS A PATRIOTIC DUTY! THIS IS WHY!
CHEMISTRY QUESTION! ARE THERE DIFFERENT “TYPES” OF H2O?
WHEN SOMEONE MISSES YOU.
“All about the pussy!”
My Home!
Dear ALL People Saying “Wii Survived WW2” “ So Wii...
SEX CRIME! NOT JUST MEN! (Why we are ALL crap!)
THE REASON WHY THE AUSTRALIAN FAMILY MERMAID SERIES H2O's PLANNED SPIN-OFF SERIES / SEQUEL WAS CANCELED!
HOW I KNOW FOR ABSOLUTE CERTAIN THAT I AM A VERY IMMATURE “A-HOLE”!
Peanut Butter, Jelly,and a......
NOT A SPOOF! SOME SERIOUS PRACTICAL ADVICE FOR THE SUICIDAL! (UK INFO)
How long you should you stay awake after getting up in the morning, Before it is ok to have a nap!
ROSS LOMBARDI’s CONTENT SHARING POLICY!
So, who are you going to be? Are all bullies of the world right about you?
Less Pricks And More Pussies Please.
ALL RELIGION MUST BE EVIL!
When Facebook is Accidentally and Horrendously Iro...
THE MODERN WORLD: REAL LIFE INTERNATIONAL SOAP OPERA: THE STORY SO FAR! SHORT VERSION!
What Is Alternative Medicine?
Stress is a choice? So is peace?
AM I A NUTCASE!
GEEK ATTACK! NO Hogwarts for My child!
The kind of luck my younger brother has!
GEEK ATTACK! Harry Potter Memes
The Opinions That Caused Me To Get The Most Intern...
TRUST NO ONE!
THE GRAND RAT RANT FESTIVE CHRISTMAS MEME COLLECTION! (Contains Adult Humour!)
WARNING! Drink and loneliness are a terrible combi...
THE DEATH PENALTY! The 'For' and 'Against' Arguments!
Why 1.2 Exponential human population growth. (Super conservative estimate! It is actually much higher than this!) Is bad! It is VERY bad!
“MEN ARE NOT ATTRACTED TO INTELLIGENT WOMEN!”
WARNING! VERY IMPORTANT! THIS IS ONE ISSUE THE LEFT AND RIGHT CAN EQUALLY AGREE ON!
A BRUTALLY HONEST COMMENT ABOUT PORN! (Obviously this contains adult references, look at the title! Why would you even need this disclaimer?)
DR Jonathan Swift DM! FOOD HEALTH! I HAVE PROOF THAT FAT KILLS!
THE MEANING OF LIFE! (IF you are “Sane”, Then you are NOT going to like the answer!)
Oh, I remember those lovely days, when I was still vaguely thin.
WE MEN! WE ARE A ‘VERY SPECIAL TYPE’ OF STUPID!
An example of an offensive meme!
Rat Rant! Totally Fake Untrue History That I Made Up Myself!
A Weekly (Despondent and Jaded) Law Enforcement Incident Diary
Self-entitled snowflake millennial douche bags!
Dear all J R R Tolkien and Lord of the Rings Fans! A fanfiction idea am not skilled enough to write!
Last Words!
HELP! I am very worried that my best friend might be crazy!
Whatever “We” become as a nation and Every War!
Our Shared National Shame of Having Sir Christopher Chope as a UK MP!
GEEK ATTACK! “I SHALL DRINK FROM THE SKULL OF MY ENEMIES!”
GEEK ATTACK! Anyone up for a pleasant game of AI "I spy"?
GEEK COMMON SENSE ATTACK! ARE SEXY SUPER HEROS OK?
In case you have not spotted it yet, I am giving you all a warning, "Heads Up!"
There are times when it is good to have a clinical psychopath in your life! OR (When “Bad” mental health turns “Good”)
The REAL weird screwed up reason why EU membership is a good thing. (PS, Even pro-EU people will hate the answer.)
WHAT COULD BE A GOOD NAME FOR A RIGHT-WING VERSION OF A "SNOWFLAKE"??
GEEK ATTACK! MOVIES VS REAL LIFE! (WARNING! CONTAINS VERY ADULT MATERIAL!)
"It is such a pity that (Celebrity X) Said and wrote those things!" "I used to like them!"
We all deserve the occasional treat, Even the homeless.
GEEK ATTACK! Oh No! They have made a fictitious character, A different, Gender, Race, Look or Sexuality!
ARE SEXUAL FANTASIES OK? Lets us sort all this out...
Have you SEEN this Man! REWARD!
Free Card Game! Print out at home! Only 12 cards in the game so it is cheap to print!
Do I like Books?
!SCREWED SKEWED CRUDE ALTERNATE LYRICS! Songs From the Hit Animated Film “FROZEN”
THE VERY REAL COST THAT YOU PERSONALLY PAY FOR YOUR OWN HATE!
SCREWED SKEWED CRUDE ALTERNATE LYRICS! Addicted to Hate!
GEEK ATTACK! I am excited about the new Vampire the Masquerade Bloodlines 2 game!
I happen to believe God is Good, BUT IF I AM WRONG! (JUDGING GOD!)
Pro-Choice vs Pro-Life?
BUT WHAT IS "RIGHT"?
Dear entire Human race! DO! DREAM! AND BECOME BETTER THAN THIS!
An UNDISPUTABLE FACT!
Judging historical figures, Cutting our ancestors a little slack!
OFFICIAL ACCIDENTAL TURNING INTO A DUCK PROCEDURE!
If love did have a label....
SCREWED SKEWED CRUDE ALTERNATE LYRICS! Lyrics for the tune of "War" by Edwin Starr
ALL CELEBRITIES ARE STILL ENTITLED TO BASIC HUMAN RIGHTS!
GEEK ATTACK! MCU! STARK TRUTHS!
A type of Pseudo Christianity! BREAKING DOWN THE “BAD BREAD”!
What am I scared of?
THEY FEAR YOUR MIND!
THERE IS NO BAD MUSIC! How's that for an unpopular music opinion!
Dear Person from the year 3000,
THE RAT RANT STORY CORNER! BOLOX BALL! INDEX!
Halloween And Creepy Themed Memes!
GEEK ATTACK! THANOS v’s DARK PHEONIX! My opinion t...
GEEK ATTACK! OK, Mr Zack Snyder, We get it!
My Standard “Cut N Paste” Response To All Criticisms.
WE SHOULD ALL KNOW OUR PROPER PLACE! A correct political etiquette guide for the public!
GEEK ATTACK! THE POTENTIAL EFFECT OF A HYPERTHETICAL ANTI GAY (or any other bigoty type,) BOYCOT ON FUTURE MARVEL FILMS! WITH MATH!
The idea of a Degree Is smoke mirrors and marketing bullshit!
HOW THE EVIL THINK! Merely killing someone and des...
MY LIST OF "Growing Up" REVELATIONS!
THE REAL ISIS (and others like them) ARE NOT MUSLIMS!
DID I LIE ABOUT THE FIFTH PILLAR OF ISALM BEING,"DO NOT HARM INNOCENTS?"AND THE MORTAL ISLAMIC SIN OF SUICIDE!
THE DARKEST MOST UNCOMFORTABLE LIFESTYLE QUIZ EVER! Do You dare take this test?
THE ONLY TRUE ULTIMATE REBELLION! By Ross Lombardi
GEEK ATTACK! KINGDOM COME! There so many Super Stupid Sexist Comments about the WOMANS LOT, Theresa, DLC!
I personally know a man who wants to kill a 3 year old child!
4 Totally Legal things you can do to lash out this totally shit world when you get tired of peoples constant shit!
Rats Trapped in a Metal Box
WERE ROSS AN RACHEL ON A BREAK?
DATING THE MENTALLY ILL! (SOME NOTES)
If my Kids came out to me as gay!
Geek Attack! MCU Mjǫllnir Morality!
REMEMBER! Life is very short!
WANKER OF REDCAR!
THE REASONS WHY THE WHOLE WORLD DESPERATELY NEEDS TO BE RULED BY ONE ALL POWERFUL EVIL OVERLORD!
GEEK ATTACK! Two likely human conversations one thousand years apart from each other!
It is so pleasant when people offer to explain stu...
GEEK ATTACK! People talk about “Alternative Universes”
GEEK ATTACK! FLIPPITY FLOP! WHAT IF THE HUMAN RACE...
OPEN LETTER TO GOLDMAN SACHES! RE: Rising "Education" cost!
GEEK ATTACK! SCIENCE VS HAUNTED HOUSE!
HOW TO DEFEAT ANY AND ALL TYRANNY!
GEEK ATTACK! OMG! THAT ACTOR IS TERRIBLE AND HAS RUINED MY FILM FRANCHISE!
GEEK ATTACK! (Political ish) Secret Society Conspiracy Theories and why I wish they were true.
HORRENDOUS TRUTH! IT IS TIME NOW TIME TO STOP FIGHTING BREXIT!
AN OPEN LETTER TO ALL POTENTIAL SERIAL KILLERS O...
Dear Boris
“Cultural Appropriation”? A difference between what people “Think” it Means compared to What I suspect is “Really” means?
Pro Liberal But Anit Political Correctness? Is tha...
Errrrrr?! Soooo! This very disturbing letter is now happening!
Let me know if you have already heard this one! There are these three Men! A Humanist, A Catholic, and a Hindu...
Dear Iranian Government RE: The Nazanin Case. You are in violation of the Third Pillar of Islam of Sharia Law: Zakat:
RE: Forcing Faith Teaching and Prayers in Schools!
WHAT THE HELL AM I?? Is there a FREE Doctor in the house?
HELL, WHAT I THINK IT IS AND LOSING MY SOUL! (Only A Theory)
KARMA, Modern Ideal Vs the Original Idea!
Exactly how badly do you want to protect those you love?
Be a REAL MAN!
DAD RANT! The Child Anti Argument System. V1.3
A collection of Dad Scenarios
ME A "REAL" CHRISTIAN VS ALL "THE ENEMY" PSEUDO MUSLIM'S! (Sorry for the very slightly misleading title!)
Why Rape can be so much worse for a Woman than a for Man.
No Gay Gene?
GEEK ATTACK! SIMS 4 LEGACY CHALLENGE! THE LOMBOT VERSION!
GEEK ATTACK! The “You Need to Read the comics” Bullcrap argument!
Calling All Clothing Fashion Designers! This is ho...
Some Marriage Advice For Any Young Couple Who Is Just Starting Out!
OFFENDED MINORITIES! DON’T GET TRIGGERED! GET EVEN!
I recommend one of my favourite family days out!
THE FINAL DEMAND NOTICE!
The Value of my life?
Political Correctness is Incorrect. (V2)
Humans should really try to stop being so weird!
RE: GRETA THUNBERG
GEEK ATTACK! Martin Scorsese is completely correct...
Something to copy and spam on every self-satisfied "Extinction Rebellion Arrest" story!
“But Oh!” “They broke the law!”
GEEK ATTACK! A "new" (ish) Zombie concept idea!
Is Extinction Rebellion Left Wing?
A capitalist can be a supporter of the extinction rebellion!
Dear Climate Sceptic.
THE NINJA PUPPY DIARIES! PART 1!
AWFUL: RUDE CRUDE ALTERNATE LYRICS!
FRIEDRICH NIETZSCHE WAS TOTAL DICK!
Advice for Billionaires: Don't let Princess Anastasia scream in vain!
Possibly a Vegan recipe! "Rice and Beans Unsurprising"
SKEWED CRUDE ALTERNATIVE LYRICS BY RAT LOMBOT PRESENTS "Thank You For The Days" By Kirsty MacColl Changed into THANK YOU FOR THE GAYS!
WANK! NOT WAR!
FAKE SPOOF LETTER COLLECTION!
A random thought about Spiders and Climate Change
How long does it take to offend someone?
Only hypothetically "If" the "crap hits the fan"
The Eternal Contract
SUPER? SCREWED SKEWED CRUDE ALTERNATE LYRICS! "Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious" changed to "Super-Farty—Fat-Dad-Is-Kinda- Grossest"
10 !
The Generally Used Anti Corbyn "He's A Traitor" Comment, Tested with Logic: By Jez Davis
Terrorist seems VERY stupid
My current positions. I am NOT asking for either your approval or your permission!
Be the teacher of children NOT their brainwashing master!
New word? "Omnicide"?
“Genuine psychopath?" and “carefree nonplanfulness"? (Screw You QUORA!)
"IF" God sent out texts.
Which future should a young person choose, Gang Vs Forces?
Harry, Meghan, Press - THE TRUTH By Alix Bartlett-Cook
THIS IS A TRUE DRINKING STORY! I Am SUCH a total dick!
YOU JUST CAN NOT GET THE RIGHT STAFF FOR THE RIGHT...
EIGHT REASONS WHY BEING "SMART" SUCKS TOTAL DONKEY BUTT!
The school boards of Wales, are now abandoning the teaching of traditional R. E. in favour of a new subject R. V. E. But I have a much better idea! (Sillyness Warning!)
LOMBOT PUBLISHING Proudly presents THE ATTENTION PILLOW
THE ENTIRE LOMBOT PUBLISHING PRODUCT LINE!
THE FOLLOWING IS HIDDEN, FORBIDDEN, OCCULT KNOWLEDGE! (NO TOMATOES!)
this is my secret
WINNERS DON’T DO...
DEAR USA AND ALL NRA SUPPORTERS! IF YOU NEEDED ONE... I AM THE VERY REASON YOU NEED MUCH BETTER GUN CONTROLES!
Good “Smart people” Vs Good “Simple people"! Who is really better??
All this "Find my ancestor" stuff on TV and online is total bullshit!
My secret origin story.
"If" there are any Conservitiive politicians reading this out there, Could you please ask them, on behalf of their party, the following question for me.
AS A RELIGIOUS PERSON I SAY, "BOLLOCKS TO YOUR BLASPAHMY LAWS!"
Am I,Ross Lombardi "Batshit Crazy" enough to be a Downing Street advisor?
The Crappy Species of HUMANITY in a Nutshell! All our Most common Hobbies, Pastimes and Interest All Laid Out!
THE RIDICULOUSLY BASIC (this should not be needed ...
Waiting For The Right Conditions
Fart Book Memes
The Positive and Nice Memes Selection
A Pathetic Justice Warriors Guide To Self loathing!
shmoo
Remember, All You Fellow Animals of this Farm! Repeat after me! "For Anger's Good!" "To Hate's Bad!"
BEFORE YOU JUDGE THE RICH AND POWERFUL! REMEMBER! WE WOULD ALL BE JUST AS BAD IN THEIR POSITION!
I am currently LOOKING FOR WRITING WORK! (As long as I can do it from home!)
ALL THE BOOKS I HAVE PUBLISHED ON SMASHWORDS!
WHEN BIG BUSINESS ACTS LIKE A PETULANT CHILD!
HOW TO "SLANT" A STORY! An example of the sorts of presenting skills used by mainstream media such as "The Mirror Group" or "FOX" is used to "Slant" a story without technically ever lying...
WHY SO MUCH PORN AND NUDITY MIGHT BE A GOOD THING!
A “Lockdown” PROJECT FOR YOU ALL!
SCREWED SKEWED CRUDE ALTERNATE LYRICS! "Come on Eileen", CHANGED TO. "Oh, Corona Nineteen"
Let us ALL have a Mass Debate!
I Hate fascism and Nazis BUT I still strongly believe in Free Speech.
FOR LAWS ONCE BROKEN
SCREWED SKEWED CRUDE ALTERNATE LYRICS! I have taken R.E.S.P.E.C.T. By Aretha Franklin, The Blues Brothers AND CHANGED IT TO M. O. N. E. Y. 4. ME.
Why I Fear America!
MY STUPIDEST THEORY EVER!
Dear ALL Hackers and Phishers
A potential response to SOME TYPES of Writer’s groups, Writers circles Or Independent Publishing Collectives that offers you a “Fee Taster Course”
Can we find a way to stop History from constantly ...
THE GREAT OVER STRETCHED STEAMING PILE OF STEAM POWERED MIXED ANALOGIES OF HOT HUMID AIR!
DEFEATING BIG BROTHER: THE SCANNING OF OUR TEXT AND EMAILS:
How to get to the very special hell reserved for the immature dick heads VERY quickly!
What is the best self-defence trick you can learn within an hour?
The aeons-old human conflict!
Yes! Of course, it is Cut N Paste, And your point is…?
NO MATTER HOW TEMPTED YOU ARE! NEVER GIVE YOUR BAN...
Open Letter to NERDS WITH VAGINAS, RE: Attacks an...
Soho is Not dead. It is only 'resting'.
SOME AGGRESSIVE NEGATIVITY MEMES!
My, Only Merely Hypothetical (But never worry, Because people keep saying it can never ever happen!) "ONLY IF the Nazis ever took over the UK" Shopping List
FART BOOK AND TWATTER!: WATCHING THE WATCHERS! (WIP)
I am NOT a CIA analyst. I have NOT got access to t...
The Professional Quest! PART ONE! Potential influe...
Looking for the truth about the environmental move...
THE QUICK, SUPER FUN, NRA SILENCER GAME!
"ONE ANGRY GAMER" Is the REAL Traitor, "Painting f...
I am NOT ATIFICA! I do NOT agree with ATIFICA!
DO NOT DESTROY ANY OF YOUR RACIST HISTORY AND ART! INSTEAD! JUST CHANGE THE PLAQUE UNDERNEATH IT!
Why being called "Privileged" is NOT an insult!
3 sides to every story. ON 1# : The Frightened, The Frightened and the Frightened.
SCREWED SKEWED CRUDE ALTERNATE LYRICS! I have taken a favourite, "Teddy Bears Picnic" AND CHANGED IT TO "Licking My Arsehole"
A response to... Former Prime Minister Julia Gillard- Australia: And her lovely "Our Land" speech!
I am on the edge of a VERY Dark Epiphany. It has not all completely solidified in my mind yet, But so far these are the thoughts I am playing with.
How does a psychopath’s mask help protect them fro...
Note on, Those "Villains" defending the honouring of the slave traders!
Zealot Atheist: The Deeply religious that deny their own brand of blind faith even exists!
GEEK ATTACK! New clan idea: For VTM :THE CLAN SYDIRRI
SCREWED SKEWED CRUDE ALTERNATE LYRICS! I have taken a favourite, "I Should Be So Lucky" By Kylie Minogue AND CHANGED IT TO "I Should Be So Lucky" (ish)
“He who smelt it”
Mutare non est meum, Cantus moriar
THEY NOW WANT YOUR KIDS BACK AT SCHOOL! I PERSONALLY SCREAM! SCREW THAT SHIT!
SCREWED SKEWED CRUDE ALTERNATE LYRICS! "Overture/And All That Jazz" CHANGED TO "Overture/And All That Jizz"
DEAR OFFENDED WORLD!
MATHS Vs LANGUAGE Vs ART!
An Analysis of some text posted on Facebook! "...p...
THE ORIGIN OF A HOMOPHOBIC ANTI HOMOPHOBIA CAMPAIGNER!
Succinctly put, Explaining to certain sorts of people WHY "Black Lives Matter" IS the same as "All Lives Matter!"
11 Reasons why this (2020) might be the weirdest year EVER!
Has it ever occurred to any of you that some consp...
Spot the difference? Who is Who?
Our Language viewed with Innocent Eyes!
“IF” I could get Donald Trump alone, Could I beat ...
Is it just me? Or is every time some twat starts spouting on about "Beta Males", The first thing you think, Is that they cannot be the "Alpha Males” that they say they are...
Do they want to put chips inside us?
Some people who are much smarter than I want an all-white world. So Why not? What could possibly go wrong?
HOW I HAVE FAILED! DESPITE AND AGAINST ALL ODDS AGAINST IT!
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Do Psychopaths Have Selective Empathy?
What counts as a rebel? Am I a rebel? Because I do...
THE FARTBOOK SPECIAL : Fighting for a Voice!
Reflections on farts, and on books and on books that fart.
When Well-Meaning People!... ...Tritely Tell You To… ...“Go Get Help! It’s Out There!"…
Potential Strategies for Sellers on Fiverr and Similar Such Sites
3 Modern Steps.
Review: Adult hook up site Together2Tonight (WITH ...
The Attempted Sex Site Scammer I Encountered! And ...
A weirdly Caucasian Jesus the One true Son of God/Allah and the Prophet Mohamed, blessings be, in his name. Enjoying a romantic kiss.
CALLING ALL FELLOW FRUSTRATED ARTIST AND WRITERS!
T W A a R R K
I SUGGEST THAT WE CALL ALL “MALE KARENS” “KARLS”!
Is there a “…a vile group of people are trying to make paedophilia a sexual orientation.."?
If we can Believe in Money?
SCREWED SKEWED CRUDE ALTERNATE WORDS! The Charge o...
SCREWED SKEWED CRUDE ALTERNATE WORDS! There was an...
Shameless Advertising!
I SHOULD NOT HAVE SELECTED RUTH!
The Language of Children
A quote from the non-existent clit flick: "Not-In-...
WHERE TO FIND THE LATEST CUTTING-EDGE SCIENCE ABOUT HUMAN BEHAVIOUR...
A New money-making idea...?
SCREWED SKEWED CRUDE ALTERNATE LYRICS! I have take...
WHY TRUMP SUPPORTERS ARE CONSIDERED STUPID!
Some Ann Coulter inspired makeup tips for all you girls out there!
BARGAINS! BARGAINS! BARGAINS! OUR USA NOVEMBER SAL...
NNLM. NO NAZI LIVES MATTER
DEAR ALL ALT-RIGHT NAZI AND PSUDEU NAZI COWARDS!
Anyone else find this very weird about the sort of...
WHAT KILLED THE TRADITIONAL NEWSPAPER? IT WAS NOT THE INTERNET!
THE longlivethelocal.x.pub CAMPAIGN TO REDUCE UK BEER TAX IS BULLCRAP!
Have You Got a Trophy Husband! But failed to reali...
Just for silliness... GOne FISHing!
Michele Bachmann claims that, “transgender Marxist...
What "Occam's Razor" is NOT!
10 Slogans By Me For FREE That Are Better Than The Crap Half Million "Hands, Face, Space"
ENJOY DEMOCRATIC GOVERNMENT
“IF” YOU KILL
CAN I STILL ENJOY THE FILM OR TV SERIES OF A DISGRACED STAR?
LET’S MAKE UP A CONSPIRACY THEORY!
Burning the Plague Rats.
Person type (X) ONLY THINK that they understand Human Nature and Manipulation until they meet a Person type (Y)
Extract from an old forbidden text... REF: WoD 137-42
Racist, Homophobes, Sexist, Snobs and reverse snobs, Bigots of all types and sizes ONLY think they know what hate is!But they do not really hate, They merely just dislike intensely...
While in 'some' Governmental Systems, Nationalism and Patriotism 'may' be the same thing...
SUBMIT TO ME!
THE ANTI CENSORSHIP POLICY OF MY BLOG!!
I QUIT
THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS “WRITERS BLOCK”!
10 ways you could have told me to “F OFF!”, Without coming across as a mere thug…!
Random Crap
My Statue Art
The Last Best Man Speech EVER!
Dear Bible Bashers! RE: Religious Truth!
fuck
An Alternative Christmas film synopsis:
Do you?...
My Food Masterpiece! MK 1!
FREE SPEECH FOR ONLY SOME! IS FREE SPEECH FOR NONE!
SCREWED SKEWED CRUDE ALTERNATE LYRICS! I have taken a favourite, “TOMORROW!” From the Musical “ANNIE!” AND CHANGED IT INSTEAD, “TO BORROW” FROM THE NON-EXISTENT MUSICAL “SPAMMY!”
MY THEORIES ABOUT ALL THEORIES (But it is still only a theory)
A NOTE ON “CERTAIN” TYPES OF COMPUTER GAMES!
HOW TO VASTLY IMPROVE YOUR COUNTY IN ONLY 4 GENERATIONS!
SCREWED SKEWED CRUDE ALTERNATE LYRICS! “Private Dancer” By Tina Turner CHANGED TO “Black Spiral Dancer”
Not Satire. Not a Joke. Extinction Collusion.
The “Other” Version of the Two Wolves Parable.
The Broken Modern Mirror of the Modern Developed Western Soul. (A poem)Possibly by Ross Lombardi (?)
... bad ass ...
DO NOT GET DESPONDENT IF YOUR POST IS BANNED BY FARTBOOK!
Who is morally better? The Liberal? OR The Conservative?
RE: Your EMOTIONAL (So-called) TRIGGERS. Are Not our problem!
DYSLEXICS CELIBATE INTENTIONAL WOMANS DAY
An American person asked me “Can we still play pool, because of the white ball hitting all those coloured ones” My answer was…
I hate the crappy area that I live in! - I really ...
A BRIDGE not FAR enough
Doing The Minecraft Manberg Warp!
Products that are still available to purchase from "LYING HYPOCRITE MIND FOODS"!
Why I stand all alone with NO allies! - ...But I stand anyway!
The Ultimate Battle Royal!? Who Do YOU Want To Win?!
Why I am so angry at the whole human race. All the...
New Roleplaying System (full details)
17 Vs 19! Seventeen things’ women will always be better at than men Vs Nineteen things’ men will always be better at than women!
The God-fearing Christian Compared to the God-lovi...
Hail the little kings...
Don't believe the marketing "Frames wins Games" bullshit! (WIP)
“Blessed Are The Meek, For They Shall Inherit The Earth” …Eventually.
TWISTED SCREWED CRUDE ALTERNATIVE LYRICS : 99 Problems By Jay Z changed to 69 Mental Problems
A question I was asked. “Are times so hard you're having to resort to selling crappy art work? Genuine question.”
A VERY GENTLE REMINDER! (In case my smile and silly jokes made you forget.)
! Facebook Censorship and Community Regulation, A possible solution! - Criticism is always easy while coming up with a solution is hard! SO I HAVE TRIED TO FIND A SOLUTION!
Fat, Old and Ugly does NOT = Desperate, Naive, and Stupid!
THE WORLD NEEDS FAR MORE ARSEHOLES!
Keep Going
STAR WARS EXPLAINED!
Tell YOU Me what YOU want, and I will do it. A2 = £50 / A3 = £40 / A4 = £30 / Registered Charities FREE!
Love? Just a very small alternative suggestion.
Here is a page from my new novel! What do you lot think? (a spoof)
See Those Scammers and Phishers??!
The SWAMP Joke project. Some Racist jokes that I AM allowed to write!
A DECLARATION OF PERSONAL INDEPENDENCE!
TWISTED ALTERNATIVE LYRICS PRESENTS : TIME WARP from the hit musical Rocky Horror Show - Redone as… TIME WASTE!
SOME WELL MEANT NOTES AND ADVICE ON SOME “NICE PEOPLE”
DEAR PERSON IN SELF-DESTRUCTIVE PAIN!
In my divorce, I gave my ex-wife the whole house.
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Maslow's hierarchy of needs Transformed into Rat Lombot's Hierarchy of GREEDS!
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How to NOT Ever become a Stalker!
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A TALE OF 2 WRITERS
THOSE Hiding Evil Podiatistphiles!
Democracy Health Check List.
Illegal Cannabis WILL Harm YOU! HOWEVER! I STILL Think Cannabis SHOULD be Legalised! Here is Why!
The Reason Why Some People Are So Very Deeply Passionate About Weed NOT EVER Being Legalised!
I have allowed an advocate for Traditional Non Conventional Medicine to have Their say.
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WHAT IF AUSTRALIA DOES NOT IN FACT ACTUALLY EXIST?
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YOU CALL ME A WHITE KNIGHT AS IF IT WAS A BAD THING!?
TIN FOIL HAT THEORY! DID TORIES TORPEDO THEMSELVES IN THE LAST ELECTION? ON PURPOSE!
WHY THERE CAN BE NO GOOD BREXIT DEAL!
NHS HEALTH WARNING POSTER!
Tin Foil Hat Economics 101 (ish) !!
Trumping In A Lift Full Of People!
Stormwind Corner (World of Warcraft Stoof)
Guide To Basic Large Dog Care! (No! Not Really,)
Attempt At Explaining Islam To Stupid People!
Safe Sex! "Just Practice IT!"
WHY HOLOCAUST DENIERS ARE WRONG. HOW THEY CAN BE PROVEN WRONG. PROOF FROM A DIFFERENT ANGLE THAT CAN NOT HAVE BEEN FAKED!
8 Things to get properly offended by INSTEAD of the Trite Crap you are choosing to care about!
GEEK ATTACK! DID ULTRON FROM AVENGERS 2 HAVE A VALID POINT?
An Open Note To Israel: The Idea of a “Magic Ticket" is Utter Bull Crap!”
How To Improve A Dull Script (NOT REALLY! Political Parody!)
Definition of “Respect” Vs Definition of "Fear"
GEEK ATTACK! Rockstar GTA Online Ramble Rant! (Last Update! July 18th 2020)
THE "C WORD" AIN'T SO BAD!
GEEK ATTACK! WHY MEN PLAY FEMALE TOONS!
The Logic Behind Pacifism Explained!
GEEK ATTACK! The 4 T-Shirt Stages of the Geek Adult Male!
MEME SOCIAL AWARENESS! Be careful what you choose to Share!
Why I always find myself feeling a little uncomfortable around Racial Minorities!
My Daughter is NOT My Property!
WE MUST BAN ALL GMO’S SOLD ONLINE!!
AN INCORRECT LOGIC ABOUT TIME TRAVEL!
I was an ostrich.
I like YOU So Much I had to send YOU some DICK pics!
When we are THIS STUPID!
GEEK ATACK! TABLET OR PAD V's REAL PHYSICAL BOOK! (Which is "Better!"???)
The Untold Tragedy, Of The Childhood Story Of The ...
Introducing Dr Jonathan Swift (DM)
THE RAT LOMBOT STUPIDITY AWARD NUMBER ONE Jordan Peterson Elite Only (High IQ and above necessary)
Stupid Simple Modern Truth: Number One: Your...
FREE RANDOM IMAGES! Giving Back To The NET!
Note On Biblical Old Testament Law And Stupid Peop...
The Bear Facts About Hunters!
Why did the Ancient Roman Empire REALLY Fall??
IMPORTANT! YOU ARE NOT STUPID! YOU MAY BE FAR SMARTER THAN YOU THINK!
Do You Happen To Say Things Like, “I HATE fucking Nerds, Immigrants, the EU, lefties and Queers!”??
THE REAL REASON CERTAIN VESTED INTEREST WANT BREXIT! (And surprise! surprise! it has nothing to do with immigration!)
EXACTLY WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?
Super Special STUPIDITY AWARD Number 2, Awarded to Mr P,K:33
GEEK ATTACK! Heroes Of The Storm Entering Ranked For The First Time!
GEEK ATTACK! WHAT EXACTLY IS MAGNETO'S POWER?
FOR THE PROFESSIONAL DECISION MAKER!
The Story Of The Free Chocolate Flavoured Condom
The “Children In Cages” discussion. The Vital background information you need to know!
REMEMBER What "Net Neutrality" REALLY MEANS!
A QUESTION FOR THOSE DEFENDING THE IMPRISONMENT OF IMMIGRANT CHILDREN!
Why do so many right-wing pseudo-Christians think Jesus Christ was Pale, blonde haired and blue-eyed?
GEEK ATTACK!! BATMANS FATE IN THE INFINITY WAR!
OH! Most Wise and Great Holistic Gurus, PLEASE HELP ME EAT HEALTHY!
I Just Love It When I Hear A Stupid Homophobe Say.....
How And Why The Biggest Mistakes Of Your Life Are...
POSSIBLE SOLUTION! Is the Only REAL problem with Modern Sexual Politics simple EGO??
WELCOME TO YOUR CHURCH!
GEEK ATTACK! I HATE SQEAKIES!
The Personal Notes and Views, Of A Dyslexic, Who has achieved a BA Print Media Degree, About The English Language!
A Totally Innocent, Non-Partisan, Neutral Question, About Correct English Language Word Usage?
I WAS WRONG! A Public Retraction of my previous stance that all people are equal no matter the colour their skin is.
I BLAME GMO'S FOR MAKING ME FEEL SICK! By Dr Jonathan Swift (DM)
THE QUICK, SUPER FUN, NRA SILENCER GAME!
THE GREAT NHS GIVEAWAY! V4! THE PASSIVE RESISTANCE CAMPAIGN! #NHSCrisis
What is it with the constant use of the "Human Female is somehow like a Cat" Analogy??
"Pssttt....." "Wana See the Picture I Found on the Internet?"
Is the Representation of Apu racist by default?
Introducing Dr Jonathan Swift (DM)
REDCAR! UK Northern Powerhouse? !
GEEK ATTACK! WAS Thanos VERY STUPID! OR VERY WISE??!! The Solution He COULD have used! AND the one reason he might not have chosen to use it! V3
GEEK ATTACK! Samuel L. Jackson Can’t Believe Nick...
Introducing the food science wisdom of The Both Great and Good Isabel Oakshott
Do the government understand economics?
HOW TO VASTLY IMPROVE THE CONTROVERSIAL JOKE OF A ...
Rosemary Carroll’s IS NOT ALONE! Fellow TORY Anthony Mullen Also has indulged in suspect behaviour!
NOW IT IS ILLEGAL TO HAVE A FAMILY BARBECUE IN MY OWN COUNTRY!
Political Disillusion!
THE MISOGYNY DREAM!
MY VERY PERSONAL CATHOLIC QUESTIONS!
THIS! THIS! THIS!
The Very Best Time To Use "Snake Oil!"
MY Depression!
A SMALL DOCUMENTED NOTEWORTHY LITTLE EVENT.
COUPLE ATTACK! Why My Wife is so upset with Me, Part 1 v1
Do we all find the same thing cute?
WOW! SUCH A PUBLIC CONFESSION! I Desperately Need ...
RANT ABOUT ALL THE 'La La Land' INSPIRATIONAL WORK ETHIC RUBISH! .
GEEK ATTACK! My Wife And The A World Of Warcraft Expansion
I AM A TREASONOUS CARNIVOR!
STOP PRESS!! MAJOR High Finance Tip! EXTRA HOT!
Maybe, Just Maybe, We Should Privatise EVERYTHING!
I Am Having An Affair Behind My "True Loves" Back!
It is so lucky that we can Magically spot Phedophiles so easily, Just by looking at their skin colour!
. UNFORTUNATELY! THIS IS WHO I AM!
Thought Of The Day, Concerning Zebras.
WE MEN! NEED SEX?
From My Wife's Very Own Lady Garden!
GEEK ATTACK! My Random MCU Meme's
Why Good Looking Sex Predators Might Choose Ugly Victims!
“Save The Earth” Is a STUPID SLOGAN!
How to recognise ANY Fake Freinds! . (NOTE: PARODY SPOOF!) (IT IS NOT WHAT YOU FIRST THINK IT IS!)
Why Am I So FAT?
THE MAGIC MEME! . OR . How to imply corruption on any political page or issue without getting sued for libel!
GEEK ATTACK! DO NOT BE LIKE LUCIUS!
. BAD ROMANCE? . A HARD TRUTH! .
BLOG DEVELOPMENT REPORT! 20 Oct 2018
How Hypothetical USA Firearms Controls might lead to more advanced Blade and knife technology!
Who Wants This Body Of Mine?
SHITE (man) CLUB!
Science News! New Recognition Of A 5th Universal C...
The #PerfectPutin Christmass Special!
a very SHELFish Lament
Proudly Introducing, The Black Rose.
Romantic Disfigured Leads in Mainstream Films That Are Still Attractive!
Geek Attack! Stupid Random Geek Memes PART 1
GEEK ATTACK! RANDOM DCU MEMES!
Geek Attack! EXTREME WEIRD CRAP! Science Vs Mysticism from a Philosophical viewpoint.
GEEK ATTACK! How to correctly respond to an admin who has removed one of your inappropriate posts!
DEAR, THE ENTIRE NORTH AMERICAN MEDIA! For Your Information!
A Useful Practical Guide On How To Stalk Someone.
ALL EXTREMES (Of any sort) ARE BAD! BALANCE IS GOOD!
"TAKING A KNEE" IS A PATRIOTIC DUTY! THIS IS WHY!
CHEMISTRY QUESTION! ARE THERE DIFFERENT “TYPES” OF H2O?
WHEN SOMEONE MISSES YOU.
“All about the pussy!”
My Home!
Dear ALL People Saying “Wii Survived WW2” “ So Wii...
SEX CRIME! NOT JUST MEN! (Why we are ALL crap!)
THE REASON WHY THE AUSTRALIAN FAMILY MERMAID SERIES H2O's PLANNED SPIN-OFF SERIES / SEQUEL WAS CANCELED!
HOW I KNOW FOR ABSOLUTE CERTAIN THAT I AM A VERY IMMATURE “A-HOLE”!
Peanut Butter, Jelly,and a......
NOT A SPOOF! SOME SERIOUS PRACTICAL ADVICE FOR THE SUICIDAL! (UK INFO)
How long you should you stay awake after getting up in the morning, Before it is ok to have a nap!
ROSS LOMBARDI’s CONTENT SHARING POLICY!
So, who are you going to be? Are all bullies of the world right about you?
Less Pricks And More Pussies Please.
ALL RELIGION MUST BE EVIL!
When Facebook is Accidentally and Horrendously Iro...
THE MODERN WORLD: REAL LIFE INTERNATIONAL SOAP OPERA: THE STORY SO FAR! SHORT VERSION!
What Is Alternative Medicine?
Stress is a choice? So is peace?
GEEK ATTACK! NO Hogwarts for My child!
The kind of luck my younger brother has!
GEEK ATTACK! Harry Potter Memes
The Opinions That Caused Me To Get The Most Intern...
TRUST NO ONE!
THE GRAND RAT RANT FESTIVE CHRISTMAS MEME COLLECTION! (Contains Adult Humour!)
WARNING! Drink and loneliness are a terrible combi...
THE DEATH PENALTY! The 'For' and 'Against' Arguments!
Why 1.2 Exponential human population growth. (Super conservative estimate! It is actually much higher than this!) Is bad! It is VERY bad!
“MEN ARE NOT ATTRACTED TO INTELLIGENT WOMEN!”
WARNING! VERY IMPORTANT! THIS IS ONE ISSUE THE LEFT AND RIGHT CAN EQUALLY AGREE ON!
A BRUTALLY HONEST COMMENT ABOUT PORN! (Obviously this contains adult references, look at the title! Why would you even need this disclaimer?)
DR Jonathan Swift DM! FOOD HEALTH! I HAVE PROOF THAT FAT KILLS!
THE MEANING OF LIFE! (IF you are “Sane”, Then you are NOT going to like the answer!)
Oh, I remember those lovely days, when I was still vaguely thin.
WE MEN! WE ARE A ‘VERY SPECIAL TYPE’ OF STUPID!
AM I A NUTCASE!
An example of an offensive meme!
Rat Rant! Totally Fake Untrue History That I Made Up Myself!
A Weekly (Despondent and Jaded) Law Enforcement Incident Diary
Self-entitled snowflake millennial douche bags!
Dear all J R R Tolkien and Lord of the Rings Fans! A fanfiction idea am not skilled enough to write!
Last Words!
HELP! I am very worried that my best friend might be crazy!
Whatever “We” become as a nation and Every War!
Our Shared National Shame of Having Sir Christopher Chope as a UK MP!
GEEK ATTACK! “I SHALL DRINK FROM THE SKULL OF MY ENEMIES!”
GEEK ATTACK! Anyone up for a pleasant game of AI "I spy"?
GEEK COMMON SENSE ATTACK! ARE SEXY SUPER HEROS OK?
In case you have not spotted it yet, I am giving you all a warning, "Heads Up!"
There are times when it is good to have a clinical psychopath in your life! OR (When “Bad” mental health turns “Good”)
The REAL weird screwed up reason why EU membership is a good thing. (PS, Even pro-EU people will hate the answer.)
WHAT COULD BE A GOOD NAME FOR A RIGHT-WING VERSION OF A "SNOWFLAKE"??
GEEK ATTACK! MOVIES VS REAL LIFE! (WARNING! CONTAINS VERY ADULT MATERIAL!)
"It is such a pity that (Celebrity X) Said and wrote those things!" "I used to like them!"
We all deserve the occasional treat, Even the homeless.
GEEK ATTACK! Oh No! They have made a fictitious character, A different, Gender, Race, Look or Sexuality!
ARE SEXUAL FANTASIES OK? Lets us sort all this out...
Have you SEEN this Man! REWARD!
Free Card Game! Print out at home! Only 12 cards in the game so it is cheap to print!
Do I like Books?
!SCREWED SKEWED CRUDE ALTERNATE LYRICS! Songs From the Hit Animated Film “FROZEN”
THE VERY REAL COST THAT YOU PERSONALLY PAY FOR YOUR OWN HATE!
SCREWED SKEWED CRUDE ALTERNATE LYRICS! Addicted to Hate!
GEEK ATTACK! I am excited about the new Vampire the Masquerade Bloodlines 2 game!
I happen to believe God is Good, BUT IF I AM WRONG! (JUDGING GOD!)
BUT WHAT IS "RIGHT"?
Pro-Choice vs Pro-Life?
Dear entire Human race! DO! DREAM! AND BECOME BETTER THAN THIS!
An UNDISPUTABLE FACT!
Judging historical figures, Cutting our ancestors a little slack!
OFFICIAL ACCIDENTAL TURNING INTO A DUCK PROCEDURE!
If love did have a label....
SCREWED SKEWED CRUDE ALTERNATE LYRICS! Lyrics for the tune of "War" by Edwin Starr
ALL CELEBRITIES ARE STILL ENTITLED TO BASIC HUMAN RIGHTS!
GEEK ATTACK! MCU! STARK TRUTHS!
A type of Pseudo Christianity! BREAKING DOWN THE “BAD BREAD”!
What am I scared of?
THEY FEAR YOUR MIND!
THERE IS NO BAD MUSIC! How's that for an unpopular music opinion!
Dear Person from the year 3000,
GEEK ATTACK! OK, Mr Zack Snyder, We get it!
GEEK ATTACK! THANOS v’s DARK PHEONIX! My opinion t...
WE SHOULD ALL KNOW OUR PROPER PLACE! A correct political etiquette guide for the public!
Halloween And Creepy Themed Memes!
THE RAT RANT STORY CORNER! BOLOX BALL! INDEX!
My Standard “Cut N Paste” Response To All Criticisms.
GEEK ATTACK! THE POTENTIAL EFFECT OF A HYPERTHETICAL ANTI GAY (or any other bigoty type,) BOYCOT ON FUTURE MARVEL FILMS! WITH MATH!
The idea of a Degree Is smoke mirrors and marketing bullshit!
HOW THE EVIL THINK! Merely killing someone and des...
MY LIST OF "Growing Up" REVELATIONS!
THE REAL ISIS (and others like them) ARE NOT MUSLIMS!
DID I LIE ABOUT THE FIFTH PILLAR OF ISALM BEING,"DO NOT HARM INNOCENTS?"AND THE MORTAL ISLAMIC SIN OF SUICIDE!
THE DARKEST MOST UNCOMFORTABLE LIFESTYLE QUIZ EVER! Do You dare take this test?
THE ONLY TRUE ULTIMATE REBELLION! By Ross Lombardi
GEEK ATTACK! KINGDOM COME! There so many Super Stupid Sexist Comments about the WOMANS LOT, Theresa, DLC!
I personally know a man who wants to kill a 3 year old child!
4 Totally Legal things you can do to lash out this totally shit world when you get tired of peoples constant shit!
Rats Trapped in a Metal Box
If my Kids came out to me as gay!
WERE ROSS AN RACHEL ON A BREAK?
DATING THE MENTALLY ILL! (SOME NOTES)
Geek Attack! MCU Mjǫllnir Morality!
REMEMBER! Life is very short!
WANKER OF REDCAR!
THE REASONS WHY THE WHOLE WORLD DESPERATELY NEEDS TO BE RULED BY ONE ALL POWERFUL EVIL OVERLORD!
GEEK ATTACK! Two likely human conversations one thousand years apart from each other!
It is so pleasant when people offer to explain stu...
GEEK ATTACK! People talk about “Alternative Universes”
GEEK ATTACK! FLIPPITY FLOP! WHAT IF THE HUMAN RACE...
OPEN LETTER TO GOLDMAN SACHES! RE: Rising "Education" cost!
GEEK ATTACK! SCIENCE VS HAUNTED HOUSE!
HOW TO DEFEAT ANY AND ALL TYRANNY!
GEEK ATTACK! OMG! THAT ACTOR IS TERRIBLE AND HAS RUINED MY FILM FRANCHISE!
HORRENDOUS TRUTH! IT IS TIME NOW TIME TO STOP FIGHTING BREXIT!
GEEK ATTACK! (Political ish) Secret Society Conspiracy Theories and why I wish they were true.
AN OPEN LETTER TO ALL POTENTIAL SERIAL KILLERS O...
Dear Boris
“Cultural Appropriation”? A difference between what people “Think” it Means compared to What I suspect is “Really” means?
Pro Liberal But Anit Political Correctness? Is tha...
Errrrrr?! Soooo! This very disturbing letter is now happening!
Let me know if you have already heard this one! There are these three Men! A Humanist, A Catholic, and a Hindu...
Dear Iranian Government RE: The Nazanin Case. You are in violation of the Third Pillar of Islam of Sharia Law: Zakat:
RE: Forcing Faith Teaching and Prayers in Schools!
HELL, WHAT I THINK IT IS AND LOSING MY SOUL! (Only A Theory)
KARMA, Modern Ideal Vs the Original Idea!
WHAT THE HELL AM I?? Is there a FREE Doctor in the house?
Exactly how badly do you want to protect those you love?
Be a REAL MAN!
DAD RANT! The Child Anti Argument System. V1.3
A collection of Dad Scenarios
ME A "REAL" CHRISTIAN VS ALL "THE ENEMY" PSEUDO MUSLIM'S! (Sorry for the very slightly misleading title!)
Why Rape can be so much worse for a Woman than a for Man.
No Gay Gene?
GEEK ATTACK! SIMS 4 LEGACY CHALLENGE! THE LOMBOT VERSION!
GEEK ATTACK! The “You Need to Read the comics” Bullcrap argument!
Some Marriage Advice For Any Young Couple Who Is Just Starting Out!
THE FINAL DEMAND NOTICE!
Calling All Clothing Fashion Designers! This is ho...
I recommend one of my favourite family days out!
OFFENDED MINORITIES! DON’T GET TRIGGERED! GET EVEN!
Political Correctness is Incorrect. (V2)
The Value of my life?
Humans should really try to stop being so weird!
RE: GRETA THUNBERG
GEEK ATTACK! Martin Scorsese is completely correct...
GEEK ATTACK! A "new" (ish) Zombie concept idea!
Something to copy and spam on every self-satisfied "Extinction Rebellion Arrest" story!
“But Oh!” “They broke the law!”
Dear Climate Sceptic.
A capitalist can be a supporter of the extinction rebellion!
THE NINJA PUPPY DIARIES! PART 1!
Is Extinction Rebellion Left Wing?
AWFUL: RUDE CRUDE ALTERNATE LYRICS!
Advice for Billionaires: Don't let Princess Anastasia scream in vain!
FRIEDRICH NIETZSCHE WAS TOTAL DICK!
Possibly a Vegan recipe! "Rice and Beans Unsurprising"
The Eternal Contract
WANK! NOT WAR!
How long does it take to offend someone?
Only hypothetically "If" the "crap hits the fan"
FAKE SPOOF LETTER COLLECTION!
A random thought about Spiders and Climate Change
SKEWED CRUDE ALTERNATIVE LYRICS BY RAT LOMBOT PRESENTS "Thank You For The Days" By Kirsty MacColl Changed into THANK YOU FOR THE GAYS!
10 !
My current positions. I am NOT asking for either your approval or your permission!
New word? "Omnicide"?
Harry, Meghan, Press - THE TRUTH By Alix Bartlett-Cook
SUPER? SCREWED SKEWED CRUDE ALTERNATE LYRICS! "Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious" changed to "Super-Farty—Fat-Dad-Is-Kinda- Grossest"
The Generally Used Anti Corbyn "He's A Traitor" Comment, Tested with Logic: By Jez Davis
Which future should a young person choose, Gang Vs Forces?
Terrorist seems VERY stupid
"IF" God sent out texts.
THE FOLLOWING IS HIDDEN, FORBIDDEN, OCCULT KNOWLEDGE! (NO TOMATOES!)
THIS IS A TRUE DRINKING STORY! I Am SUCH a total dick!
YOU JUST CAN NOT GET THE RIGHT STAFF FOR THE RIGHT...
“Genuine psychopath?" and “carefree nonplanfulness"? (Screw You QUORA!)
The school boards of Wales, are now abandoning the teaching of traditional R. E. in favour of a new subject R. V. E. But I have a much better idea! (Sillyness Warning!)
LOMBOT PUBLISHING Proudly presents THE ATTENTION PILLOW
THE ENTIRE LOMBOT PUBLISHING PRODUCT LINE!
EIGHT REASONS WHY BEING "SMART" SUCKS TOTAL DONKEY BUTT!
A Pathetic Justice Warriors Guide To Self loathing!
WINNERS DON’T DO...
"If" there are any Conservitiive politicians reading this out there, Could you please ask them, on behalf of their party, the following question for me.
All this "Find my ancestor" stuff on TV and online is total bullshit!
My secret origin story.
DEAR USA AND ALL NRA SUPPORTERS! IF YOU NEEDED ONE... I AM THE VERY REASON YOU NEED MUCH BETTER GUN CONTROLES!
AS A RELIGIOUS PERSON I SAY, "BOLLOCKS TO YOUR BLASPAHMY LAWS!"
this is my secret
Am I,Ross Lombardi "Batshit Crazy" enough to be a Downing Street advisor?
Fart Book Memes
Waiting For The Right Conditions
The Crappy Species of HUMANITY in a Nutshell! All our Most common Hobbies, Pastimes and Interest All Laid Out!
The Positive and Nice Memes Selection
Good “Smart people” Vs Good “Simple people"! Who is really better??
shmoo
BEFORE YOU JUDGE THE RICH AND POWERFUL! REMEMBER! WE WOULD ALL BE JUST AS BAD IN THEIR POSITION!
THE RIDICULOUSLY BASIC (this should not be needed ...
I am currently LOOKING FOR WRITING WORK! (As long as I can do it from home!)
ALL THE BOOKS I HAVE PUBLISHED ON SMASHWORDS!
WHEN BIG BUSINESS ACTS LIKE A PETULANT CHILD!
Remember, All You Fellow Animals of this Farm! Repeat after me! "For Anger's Good!" "To Hate's Bad!"
HOW TO "SLANT" A STORY! An example of the sorts of presenting skills used by mainstream media such as "The Mirror Group" or "FOX" is used to "Slant" a story without technically ever lying...
A “Lockdown” PROJECT FOR YOU ALL!
WHY SO MUCH PORN AND NUDITY MIGHT BE A GOOD THING!
SCREWED SKEWED CRUDE ALTERNATE LYRICS! "Come on Eileen", CHANGED TO. "Oh, Corona Nineteen"
Let us ALL have a Mass Debate!
I Hate fascism and Nazis BUT I still strongly believe in Free Speech.
FOR LAWS ONCE BROKEN
SCREWED SKEWED CRUDE ALTERNATE LYRICS! I have taken R.E.S.P.E.C.T. By Aretha Franklin, The Blues Brothers AND CHANGED IT TO M. O. N. E. Y. 4. ME.
Why I Fear America!
MY STUPIDEST THEORY EVER!
Dear ALL Hackers and Phishers
A potential response to SOME TYPES of Writer’s groups, Writers circles Or Independent Publishing Collectives that offers you a “Fee Taster Course”
Can we find a way to stop History from constantly ...
THE GREAT OVER STRETCHED STEAMING PILE OF STEAM POWERED MIXED ANALOGIES OF HOT HUMID AIR!
DEFEATING BIG BROTHER: THE SCANNING OF OUR TEXT AND EMAILS:
How to get to the very special hell reserved for the immature dick heads VERY quickly!
What is the best self-defence trick you can learn within an hour?
The aeons-old human conflict!
Yes! Of course, it is Cut N Paste, And your point is…?
NO MATTER HOW TEMPTED YOU ARE! NEVER GIVE YOUR BAN...
Open Letter to NERDS WITH VAGINAS, RE: Attacks an...
Soho is Not dead. It is only 'resting'.
SOME AGGRESSIVE NEGATIVITY MEMES!
My, Only Merely Hypothetical (But never worry, Because people keep saying it can never ever happen!) "ONLY IF the Nazis ever took over the UK" Shopping List
The Professional Quest! PART ONE! Potential influe...
An Analysis of some text posted on Facebook! "...please write 'done' in the comments. Thank you my friend."
So, Katie Hopkins, I have to say, I am not a fan!
Looking for the truth about the environmental move...
Be the teacher of children NOT their brainwashing ...
"ONE ANGRY GAMER" Is the REAL Traitor, "Painting f...
I am NOT a CIA analyst. I have NOT got access to t...
I am NOT ATIFICA! I do NOT agree with ATIFICA!
DO NOT DESTROY ANY OF YOUR RACIST HISTORY AND ART! INSTEAD! JUST CHANGE THE PLAQUE UNDERNEATH IT!
Why being called "Privileged" is NOT an insult!
SCREWED SKEWED CRUDE ALTERNATE LYRICS! I have taken a favourite, "Teddy Bears Picnic" AND CHANGED IT TO "Licking My Arsehole"
3 sides to every story. ON 1# : The Frightened, The Frightened and the Frightened.
A response to... Former Prime Minister Julia Gillard- Australia: And her lovely "Our Land" speech!
I am on the edge of a VERY Dark Epiphany. It has not all completely solidified in my mind yet, But so far these are the thoughts I am playing with.
How does a psychopath’s mask help protect them fro...
Note on, Those "Villains" defending the honouring of the slave traders!
Zealot Atheist: The Deeply religious that deny their own brand of blind faith even exists!
GEEK ATTACK! New clan idea: For VTM :THE CLAN SYDIRRI
SCREWED SKEWED CRUDE ALTERNATE LYRICS! I have taken a favourite, "I Should Be So Lucky" By Kylie Minogue AND CHANGED IT TO "I Should Be So Lucky" (ish)
“He who smelt it”
Mutare non est meum, Cantus moriar
THEY NOW WANT YOUR KIDS BACK AT SCHOOL! I PERSONALLY SCREAM! SCREW THAT SHIT!
SCREWED SKEWED CRUDE ALTERNATE LYRICS! "Overture/And All That Jazz" CHANGED TO "Overture/And All That Jizz"
DEAR OFFENDED WORLD!
MATHS Vs LANGUAGE Vs ART!
THE ORIGIN OF A HOMOPHOBIC ANTI HOMOPHOBIA CAMPAIGNER!
Succinctly put, Explaining to certain sorts of people WHY "Black Lives Matter" IS the same as "All Lives Matter!"
11 Reasons why this (2020) might be the weirdest year EVER!
Has it ever occurred to any of you that some consp...
Spot the difference? Who is Who?
Our Language viewed with Innocent Eyes!
“IF” I could get Donald Trump alone, Could I beat ...
Is it just me? Or is every time some twat starts spouting on about "Beta Males", The first thing you think, Is that they cannot be the "Alpha Males” that they say they are...
Do they want to put chips inside us?
Some people who are much smarter than I want an all-white world. So Why not? What could possibly go wrong?
HOW I HAVE FAILED! DESPITE AND AGAINST ALL ODDS AGAINST IT!
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Do Psychopaths Have Selective Empathy?
What counts as a rebel? Am I a rebel? Because I do...
THE FARTBOOK SPECIAL : Fighting for a Voice!
Reflections on farts, and on books and on books that fart.
When Well-Meaning People!... ...Tritely Tell You To… ...“Go Get Help! It’s Out There!"…
Potential Strategies for Sellers on Fiverr and Similar Such Sites
3 Modern Steps.
Review: Adult hook up site Together2Tonight (WITH ...
The Attempted Sex Site Scammer I Encountered! And ...
A weirdly Caucasian Jesus the One true Son of God/Allah and the Prophet Mohamed, blessings be, in his name. Enjoying a romantic kiss.
CALLING ALL FELLOW FRUSTRATED ARTIST AND WRITERS!
T W A a R R K
I SUGGEST THAT WE CALL ALL “MALE KARENS” “KARLS”!
Is there a “…a vile group of people are trying to make paedophilia a sexual orientation.."?
If we can Believe in Money?
SCREWED SKEWED CRUDE ALTERNATE WORDS! The Charge o...
SCREWED SKEWED CRUDE ALTERNATE WORDS! There was an...
Shameless Advertising!
I SHOULD NOT HAVE SELECTED RUTH!
The Language of Children
A quote from the non-existent clit flick: "Not-In-...
WHERE TO FIND THE LATEST CUTTING-EDGE SCIENCE ABOUT HUMAN BEHAVIOUR...
A New money-making idea...?
SCREWED SKEWED CRUDE ALTERNATE LYRICS! I have take...
WHY TRUMP SUPPORTERS ARE CONSIDERED STUPID!
Some Ann Coulter inspired makeup tips for all you girls out there!
BARGAINS! BARGAINS! BARGAINS! OUR USA NOVEMBER SAL...
NNLM. NO NAZI LIVES MATTER
DEAR ALL ALT-RIGHT NAZI AND PSUDEU NAZI COWARDS!
Anyone else find this very weird about the sort of...
WHAT KILLED THE TRADITIONAL NEWSPAPER? IT WAS NOT THE INTERNET!
THE longlivethelocal.x.pub CAMPAIGN TO REDUCE UK BEER TAX IS BULLCRAP!
Have You Got a Trophy Husband! But failed to reali...
Just for silliness... GOne FISHing!
Michele Bachmann claims that, “transgender Marxist...
What "Occam's Razor" is NOT!
10 Slogans By Me For FREE That Are Better Than The Crap Half Million "Hands, Face, Space"
ENJOY DEMOCRATIC GOVERNMENT
“IF” YOU KILL
CAN I STILL ENJOY THE FILM OR TV SERIES OF A DISGRACED STAR?
LET’S MAKE UP A CONSPIRACY THEORY!
Burning the Plague Rats.
Person type (X) ONLY THINK that they understand Human Nature and Manipulation until they meet a Person type (Y)
Extract from an old forbidden text... REF: WoD 137-42
Racist, Homophobes, Sexist, Snobs and reverse snobs, Bigots of all types and sizes ONLY think they know what hate is!But they do not really hate, They merely just dislike intensely...
While in 'some' Governmental Systems, Nationalism and Patriotism 'may' be the same thing...
SUBMIT TO ME!
THE ANTI CENSORSHIP POLICY OF MY BLOG!!
I QUIT
THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS “WRITERS BLOCK”!
10 ways you could have told me to “F OFF!”, Without coming across as a mere thug…!
Random Crap
My Statue Art
The Last Best Man Speech EVER!
Dear Bible Bashers! RE: Religious Truth!
fuck
An Alternative Christmas film synopsis:
Do you?...
FREE SPEECH FOR ONLY SOME! IS FREE SPEECH FOR NONE!
My Food Masterpiece! MK 1!
SCREWED SKEWED CRUDE ALTERNATE LYRICS! I have taken a favourite, “TOMORROW!” From the Musical “ANNIE!” AND CHANGED IT INSTEAD, “TO BORROW” FROM THE NON-EXISTENT MUSICAL “SPAMMY!”
MY THEORIES ABOUT ALL THEORIES (But it is still only a theory)
A NOTE ON “CERTAIN” TYPES OF COMPUTER GAMES!
HOW TO VASTLY IMPROVE YOUR COUNTY IN ONLY 4 GENERATIONS!
SCREWED SKEWED CRUDE ALTERNATE LYRICS! “Private Dancer” By Tina Turner CHANGED TO “Black Spiral Dancer”
Not Satire. Not a Joke. Extinction Collusion.
The “Other” Version of the Two Wolves Parable.
The Broken Modern Mirror of the Modern Developed Western Soul. (A poem)Possibly by Ross Lombardi (?)
... bad ass ...
DO NOT GET DESPONDENT IF YOUR POST IS BANNED BY FARTBOOK!
Who is morally better? The Liberal? OR The Conservative?
RE: Your EMOTIONAL (So-called) TRIGGERS. Are Not our problem!
DYSLEXICS CELIBATE INTENTIONAL WOMANS DAY
An American person asked me “Can we still play pool, because of the white ball hitting all those coloured ones” My answer was…
I hate the crappy area that I live in! - I really ...
A BRIDGE not FAR enough
Doing The Minecraft Manberg Warp!
Products that are still available to purchase from "LYING HYPOCRITE MIND FOODS"!
Why I stand all alone with NO allies! - ...But I stand anyway!
The Ultimate Battle Royal!? Who Do YOU Want To Win?!
Why I am so angry at the whole human race. All the...
New Roleplaying System (full details)
17 Vs 19! Seventeen things’ women will always be better at than men Vs Nineteen things’ men will always be better at than women!
The God-fearing Christian Compared to the God-lovi...
Hail the little kings...
Don't believe the marketing "Frames wins Games" bullshit! (WIP)
“Blessed Are The Meek, For They Shall Inherit The Earth” …Eventually.
TWISTED SCREWED CRUDE ALTERNATIVE LYRICS : 99 Problems By Jay Z changed to 69 Mental Problems
A question I was asked. “Are times so hard you're having to resort to selling crappy art work? Genuine question.”
A VERY GENTLE REMINDER! (In case my smile and silly jokes made you forget.)
! Facebook Censorship and Community Regulation, A possible solution! - Criticism is always easy while coming up with a solution is hard! SO I HAVE TRIED TO FIND A SOLUTION!
Fat, Old and Ugly does NOT = Desperate, Naive, and Stupid!
THE WORLD NEEDS FAR MORE ARSEHOLES!
Keep Going
STAR WARS EXPLAINED!
Tell YOU Me what YOU want, and I will do it. A2 = £50 / A3 = £40 / A4 = £30 / Registered Charities FREE!
Love? Just a very small alternative suggestion.
Here is a page from my new novel! What do you lot think? (a spoof)
See Those Scammers and Phishers??!
The SWAMP Joke project. Some Racist jokes that I AM allowed to write!
A DECLARATION OF PERSONAL INDEPENDENCE!
TWISTED ALTERNATIVE LYRICS PRESENTS : TIME WARP from the hit musical Rocky Horror Show - Redone as… TIME WASTE!
SOME WELL MEANT NOTES AND ADVICE ON SOME “NICE PEOPLE”
DEAR PERSON IN SELF-DESTRUCTIVE PAIN!
In my divorce, I gave my ex-wife the whole house.
ANTI MAN!??
Maslow's hierarchy of needs Transformed into Rat Lombot's Hierarchy of GREEDS!
TWISTED ALTERNITIVE LYRICS PRESENT. "Do They Know It's Christmas?" by Band Aid
How to NOT Ever become a Stalker!
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