Dear, Illuminati

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Dear, Illuminati
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If the Illuminati want me as a member,
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I would welcome the submission of their application,
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After which they have no need to keep contacting me.
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I will let you know,
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If the Illuminate’s representatives are fortunate enough to get past the application stage and be granted the honour of an interview then they will be contacted within 3 months of the application receipt.
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Please be aware that Ross Lombardi is constantly inundated with constant approaches by various several societies,
So your patience while your application is reviewed would be much appreciated!
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If your secret society is offered any position,
They will only be accepted for an initial 3-month trial period to assess their performance!
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NOTE!
You are not entitled to any explanation to how or why the association with Mr Ross Lombardi might have been terminated in the likely event your group does not “Make the cut” and achieve the high standard of performance required!

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Yours

Ross Lombardi..
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SHMOO!

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