!
.
Say it isn’t so!
.
.
.
Oh NO!
.
Oh, the Horror!
.
Oh, the Humanity!
.
.
Some “Z” rated celebrity that I have never heard of hates Nerds!
.
I am both totally distraught and devastated!
.
I am simply wracked with inconsolable grief!
.
How can this be!
.
How can my life go on!
.
I am shaken to the very core of my soul!
.
This changes everything!
.
Oh! If only I could somehow make this totally previously unknown stranger lover us somehow!
.
.
But Wait!
.
What is this!
.
.
Despite such tragedy, my Coffee,
(For some unknown reason that defies both nature and logic,)
Still, taste the same!
.
Not only that!
.
But for some weird unexplained reason, my music on Spotify sounds just as good as well!
.
AND even though it should!
.
.
Say it isn’t so!
.
.
G HERBO SAYS MARVEL AND THE AVENGER’S ARE FOR NERDS!
. .
Oh NO!
.
Oh, the Horror!
.
Oh, the Humanity!
.
.
Some “Z” rated celebrity that I have never heard of hates Nerds!
.
I am both totally distraught and devastated!
.
I am simply wracked with inconsolable grief!
.
How can this be!
.
How can my life go on!
.
I am shaken to the very core of my soul!
.
This changes everything!
.
THERE CAN BE NO GOD!
. Oh! If only I could somehow make this totally previously unknown stranger lover us somehow!
.
.
But Wait!
.
What is this!
.
.
Despite such tragedy, my Coffee,
(For some unknown reason that defies both nature and logic,)
Still, taste the same!
.
Not only that!
.
But for some weird unexplained reason, my music on Spotify sounds just as good as well!
.
AND even though it should!
.
There is no mention on tonight's news of the Moon falling out of orbit like it should be doing!
.
.
But how could all this possibly be!
.
Surely the disproval of such a significant woman,
Has changed the nature of everything!
.
.
If for some reason it has failed to,
Then?
.
.
Could it be?
.
.
You do not suppose, for a moment, do you?
That maybe?
Just maybe?
No matter how unlikely it may be?
.
.
That this Woman's opinion might not actually mean or change anything at all?
.
Could it?
.
Surely not?
.
.
I am just being silly!
.
Of course, their opinion must matter more than life itself!
.
.
Maybe their mighty options effect on the known universe must have been delayed somehow, for some reason!!
.
.
Tomorrows Coffee is bound to taste totally different!
.
.
Won’t it?
.
!
.
.
But how could all this possibly be!
.
Surely the disproval of such a significant woman,
(Sorry I am not entirely clear on what gender this celebrity is, I have never seen their picture, so I took a wild, 50/50 guess!)
.Has changed the nature of everything!
.
.
If for some reason it has failed to,
Then?
.
.
Could it be?
.
.
You do not suppose, for a moment, do you?
That maybe?
Just maybe?
No matter how unlikely it may be?
.
.
That this Woman's opinion might not actually mean or change anything at all?
(I do hope I guessed the gender correctly, it would be so embarrassing to them if I have got it wrong! Still 50/50 chance so, “Fingers Crossed”!)
. .
Could it?
.
Surely not?
.
.
I am just being silly!
.
Of course, their opinion must matter more than life itself!
.
.
Maybe their mighty options effect on the known universe must have been delayed somehow, for some reason!!
.
.
Tomorrows Coffee is bound to taste totally different!
.
.
Won’t it?
.
!
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