Weird Week v1

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Weird Week V 1
(1st June 2019)
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4 reasons, why the last week has been "a bit weird".
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Weather that has ignored all weather reports!
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A VERY unlikely chance meeting with an interesting Doctor!
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Up to 150  (ish) more pounds than there should be in my bank account at the end of this month!
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Large list of "other stuff" that in their own would be normal and fine but added together in a chained row in the same 7 days all seem a "little unlikely" to happen!
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4 Possible reasons?
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Someone with power and influence has taken an interest in me?

Problem with this theory?
It stinks of self delusional ego and unwarranted pride!
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Some sort of "punked" or "Truman show" thing happening?
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Problem with this theory?
It stinks of a childhood spent watching too much TV a of me being a huge self delusional geek!
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Shit simply sometimes happens!
And human brains love perceiving patterns that are not there!
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Problem with this theory?
Exactly how weird does a week actually "have to get"  before it is reasonable to start getting suspicious?

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I have died or gone into a coma and my last few brain nurons are having a last flicker before finally going "sqoosh" forever!
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Problem with this theory?
This actually seems the most likely explanation!!
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By far!!!
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