!
.
I never REALLY understood what an Influencer "IS" or "Was"?
.
Is any fellow arrogant idiot who throws their opinions around like confetti an influencer?
.
Am I “One”?
.
Or is there some special "Influencer" certificate you must get first?
.
Is there an "I happen to have an opinion" club badge?
.
Do I have to share and drink the blood of another "influencer" under a full moon, while sitting on a goat’s skull and reciting the lyrics to old "S club 7" tracks backwards?
.
Is there a cure?
.
Is it defined by a minimum number of Twitter followers?
.
Or a maximum number of times you had to reopen a new Facebook account under another name because of social media bans?
.
When do you cross the invisible line from,
“Digital Soap Box Jocky, Keyboard ranter”
To
“Influencer”
(Or are they simply just exactly the same thing!)
.
!
.
WTF INFLUENCER?
.I never REALLY understood what an Influencer "IS" or "Was"?
.
Is any fellow arrogant idiot who throws their opinions around like confetti an influencer?
.
Am I “One”?
.
Or is there some special "Influencer" certificate you must get first?
.
Is there an "I happen to have an opinion" club badge?
.
Do I have to share and drink the blood of another "influencer" under a full moon, while sitting on a goat’s skull and reciting the lyrics to old "S club 7" tracks backwards?
.
Is there a cure?
.
Is it defined by a minimum number of Twitter followers?
.
Or a maximum number of times you had to reopen a new Facebook account under another name because of social media bans?
.
When do you cross the invisible line from,
“Digital Soap Box Jocky, Keyboard ranter”
To
“Influencer”
(Or are they simply just exactly the same thing!)
.
!
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