! . WTF INFLUENCER? . I never REALLY understood what an Influencer "IS" or "Was"? . Is any fellow arrogant idiot who throws their opinions around like confetti an influencer? . Am I “One”? . Or is there some special "Influencer" certificate you must get first? . Is there an "I happen to have an opinion" club badge? . Do I have to share and drink the blood of another "influencer" under a full moon, while sitting on a goat’s skull and reciting the lyrics to old "S club 7" tracks backwards? . Is there a cure? . Is it defined by a minimum number of Twitter followers? . Or a maximum number of times you had to reopen a new Facebook account under another name because of social media bans? . When do you cross the invisible line from, “Digital Soap Box Jocky, Keyboard ranter” To “Influencer” (Or are they simply just exactly the same thing!) . !