Just for silliness... GOne FISHing!

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Just for silliness...
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GOne FISHing!

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I knew a fisherman once,

His name was “ROD”

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He had a wife,

Her name was “A NET"

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She was very physically strong,

Even for a fisherman's wife,

She had “Mussels”

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He, however, was a bit weak,

He was known as physical “Shrimp”

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You could say he was a "Sea Weed"

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She was also good at punching!

She could “Deck” anyone!

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7)

She was strong but she was also a kind and giving person.

She was not “Shellfish”

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8)

Her favourite drink was “Port”

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8.1)

His favourite drink was the innocent blood of young mermaids.

(No pun here, just a touch of darkness for ‘shits and giggles’)

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9)

When they were young they thoroughly enjoyed their honeymoon,

They had a “Whale” of a time!

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10)

She might have been half mermaid herself!

She could tell the weight within a few ounces just by holding it.

It was as if she had her own innate “Scales”



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11)

They got their fishing boat cheap,

There was a “Sail” on!

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12)

They won the vote for the best boat

Although some said that vote was “Rigged”

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Of course, they had a first mate called Bates

Known as “Master Bates”

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And we must not forget the hard-working cabin boy called Rodger!

“Rodger the Cabin Boy”

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15)

They had a large collection of CD’s, DVD’s and video footage of the husband ROD killing and torturing captured young mermaids,

But don’t worry!

None of them where “Pirated”

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16)

The couples second name was,

“Fry”

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FIN.

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