Rethink? Reskill? Reboot?

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Rethink?
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Reskill?
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Reboot?
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INSTEAD! 

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Kiss My Fat Hairy Arse!

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A TORY at a very posh bar. 

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TORY MINISTER:
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“I’d like a glass of that overpriced ‘Artist’s Spirit’ liquor,” 

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“please”
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BARMAN:
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“Certainly, sir”
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“That will be £50”
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TORY MINISTER:
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“Only £50!”
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“A bargain at double the price!”
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“Here is to all lives of quiet desperation!”
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BARMAN:
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“How would you like your ICE, sir?”
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“Cubes or Crushed?”
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TORY MINISTER:
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“Oh, Obviously,” 

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“I want all ‘Artist’s Spirit’s’ to be crushed!”

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