RE: The Death of Sean Connery

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Death:
“Are you scared Mr Connery?”
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Sean Connery
“Do you expect me to baulk?”
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Death
“No Mr Connery!”
“I expect you to die!”
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3 months later:
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Death:
"Are you having an affair?"
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Mrs Death:
“Be fair dear!”
“Its Sean Connery!”
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Death:
“Why you unfaithful bit…”
“Actually, it is Sean Fucking Connery!”
“Fair enough”
“Can’t really blame you for that”
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