! . I am not outright saying that I feel desperate and like a complete and utter professional failure . But just out of curiosity, . Would anyone be willing to pay me £10 if I let them punch me on the side of the head? . (Max 3 punches per day at £10 each: Side of the head only, fist only!) . Because if so, I would be very tempted to accept that offer! . ! . .