! . Death: “Are you scared Mr Connery?” . Sean Connery “Do you expect me to baulk? ” . Death “No Mr Connery!” “I expect you to die!” . . 3 months later: . Death: "Are you having an affair?" . Mrs Death: “Be fair dear!” “Its Sean Connery!” . Death: “Why you unfaithful bit…” “Actually, it is Sean Fucking Connery!” “Fair enough” “Can’t really blame you for that” . !