! CARAN D'ACHE : ARTIST NEOPASTEL ! I would hate it... ... to having to resort ... to using anything else.... ... EVER! ! !

  . Today I have a Personal Health Assessment by phone. To justify my DWP benefits and to some extent my own existence. I have NO faith, at all. of a fair assessment. I believe it will be another PIP farce with an automatic pre-decided “NO”. Because they know I will not have the mental strength to appeal! I am an easy number to discount so the dodgy outsourced company can get their bonuses! So, here for ALL to see, are the facts of my so-called “Condition” . . Work Capability Assessment PART 1 . . Activity 6: Making self-understood through speaking, writing, typing, or other means normally used, unaided by another person Descriptor: . (c) Has some difficulty conveying a simple message to strangers. 6 Points . NOTE: If in handwriting, Then my handwriting is totally illegible To the extent that I cannot function using any form of text that is not typed! . . Activity 10: Consciousness during waking moments (b) At least once a month, has an involuntary episode of lost or altered co...

Dear WATCHDOGS 2!! ! OK I LIKE TO THINK I AM LIBERAL! BUT I WAS (mock) SHOCKED AND (mock) APPALLED To SEE THIS SORT OF SHOP IN YOUR VERSION OF LONDON! YES, IT MAY BE AN ADULT GAME FOR A MATURE AUDIENCE! BUT SURELY THERE MUST STILL ME LIMITS? LIMITS FOR THE SAKE OF COMMON DECENCY? !? . . . . . . . . . . . . ! PS , This is just a joke and me being VERY silly! ! It is a "CANAL SHOP" taken at a skewed angle to hide the letter "C"! ! Yes, I DID find doing this "Piss arse funny"! ! Yes, I AM that immature! !

. What the F was I thinking! Really? . Really? THAT was my master plan? . Trying to win bits of competition cash from VOCAL? What the hell am I? A delusional 12-year-old? . I am Not, in any way meaning to be throwing ‘shade’ (as the kids are now calling it) at VOCAL. VOCAL is a good site. The only so-called “Shade” I am casting, is at my own dam self! How stupid am I? The same applies to any other competitions put out there, by ANY other site. . Having “Winning Contest” as part of your overall business earning plan is sheer madness! Not cool “SPARTA” type madness. Instead, the much sadder, sticking your head in a blender full of acid and calling yourself Napoleon style madness! . For some reason, as part of my effort to be a successful freelance writer, I felt that paying a membership fee and entering contests was somehow a good idea. Winning at least a few hundred a month on average was the basis of my solo earning strategy. (Deep embarrassed facepalm!) . DO NOT GET ME WRONG! Supporti...

! NEVER BACK DOWN! IGNORE "LEGALITY" AND "SENSE" THIS IS NOT A MAN / WOMAN THING! ! THIS IS A - - "NOT FOREVER STARING AT THE CEILING EACH NIGHT AND FEELING LIKE A COWARD" - - THING! ! NOW! ! PICK UP THAT OBJECT NEAR YOU! AND USE IT! ON THAT FUCKER! ! WHATEVER YOUR GENDER! SPILL THAT BLOOD! DEATH AND PRISON BEFORE DISHONOUR! !

. My policy of finding successful writers and artist and viciously undercutting their prices continues! If I can not be as successful as them, Then I will spitefully steal their potential clients! Just be nasty, unpleasant and get jealous fueled revenge on a world I both loath and hate. . Art - ALL Original one-offs NOT prints! A4 ONLY £3 A3 ONLY £5 A2 ONLY £10 INCLUDING P&P . Writing for ONLY 5p a word (minimum £5) . EMail: RatLombot@GMail.Com For work offers (Before this comment is removed by Fartbook for being an ADD parisite!) (Yes, I know what I am doing is "wrong"... And I don't care!) . . If you were wanting a man with a soul? Go look in a church! . If you are looking for a man with an empty wallet? Then I am right here! .

. Superheroine outfit boob windows? It May seem a weird thing BUT! It does give somewhere to keep stuff! (In some cases, maybe a pint of beer!) Sure an outfit with a few decent pockets would be a much, Much. MUCH better idea.... But let us not try and push our silly culture too far, too quickly, Or it might get whiplash and sue our entire stupid species! .

! For Crap's Sake! I DO NOT WANT TO BE A STREAMER! . I have this awful nasal voice I am kinda an uggo! I have all the charm of a leaking hessian sack of wet manure on a hot day! AND It would be a whole new UI skillset I'd have to learn But it seems like resorting to THAT is the only way forward to getting my art and writing out there and off the ground. The whole awful idea fills me with dread! SHIT!

! RE: The soppy "We are all family" message sent out by Marvel and Marvel Studios. ! ! YOU may all be part of one big family I however am NOT ! I love the MCU as a mere fantasy But I ain't joining your "Family" ! I am now a "Nihilistic Misanthrope" This means IRL - I want the end to all life! ! Eventually, Everything Ends! Our Time Is NOW! ! https://vocal.media/futurism/extinction-collusion !