. It’s that weirdly roughly fortnightly time, That time when Mr Self-Doubt N’ Loathing sets up a campfire in the back yard of my brain “Oh, Come On!” I scream “Why now?!” Mr Self Doubt just shrugs and says as he lights the fire, “Why not now!” He states “But this time,” I reply, “I have an actual gallery showing my stuff next month!” “So?” Says Mr Self-Doubt. “So?” I say aghast There is a brief silence broken only by the crackle of flames on damp wood “So!” I then say in anger “So?” He replies flatly, “We both know You are shit, Your stuff is shit, AND that You are worth more to the world as a murder victim than as a living human being” “You have sold neither art nor writing in nearly a month now… Even with a reduction sale!” He smirks “But… But… Gallery?! “That has to count for something…?” I cry “You mean that SHARED exhibition?” “Nope, Color me unimpressed,” “You can shove that flash in a pan up your flabby arse,” He nods “You, Little underachieving little bugger stain!” “I have mad...

I made up a FAKE Rumour that "They" are going to force Spider-Man to be a Trans Character. . Normally I would say disinformation is a bad thing... . But as there happens to be a unique window of opportunity here... . (Because the intellectual ownership rights to Spiderman is being put into question...) . To spread a Totally Untrue rumour about Spider-Man being forced into a revamp as a Trans character... . JUST to piss off All the sorts of bigoted people that this would normally Piss off, Because those sorts of bigoted people deserve to be pissed off and have their quality of life ruined by their own hatred, every day, ever so slightly. . And then some of us can sit back and giggle at their pointless rage at a Fake story, about a fictitious character. NOTE - fictitious character! . You know this Fake Rumour would "Take"! How can it not?! . You know the lazy arse "phone it in journalist" in social media won't bother to even fact check this crap because...