. It is hard being a satirist nowadays , Because so much bizarre stuff has happened in only the last 10-20 years,  That if you tried to explain it to anyone in the early 90s, They would think you were just making silly crap up!  No matter how ridiculous a comment you make  - No matter how extreme the words  - How silly you get -  To be as crystal clear as possible, That is just Satire -  In today's screwed-up world,  There are STILL people who will think you are serious! . ...And to be honest, These are NOT stupid gullible people! Such weird strange stoof has happened, So often lately, That you can not really blame them for that! .

. How I survive my depression. . This might not be suitable for you... But personally, I keep myself angry. It almost does not matter about what. But I use rage as a natural antidepressant. I use anger to keep the depression at bay. . Yes, It is a sucky way to live. . It's a crap choice, Anger or depression. But it has kept me alive so far... #mentalhealth #mental illness #drepressed #depression #surviving #heartbreak

. My 2025 plan . 1 ) Close down all dateing app profiles. (Done) . 2 ) Spend a lot less time and money in cafes, clubs and bars. I still do it sometimes, but I cut it down to less than 50 per cent or less. . 3 ) Start saving money to destroy my overdraft this year (making me totally Debt-free) Then start building up savings after that. . 4 ) Reduced public creative output. Galleries, poetry performances, social media posts and vids to 50 per cent or less. . 5 ) Keep the fat weight off but now start working on improving muscle (thin style not bulky) tone. . 6 ) Learn new skills and new hobbies. (Maybe, learn to play an instrument and to perform as a singer who also plays guitar? - Or maybe do something else?) . 7 ) Find a new life direction, meaning and definition. Work out who the hell I really am and what that really means. Who IS "Ross"??? Now that I can no longer ever be someone's husband anymore?? I feel that I am a total stranger to myself. . 8 ) Keep the new friend...

How to AVOID Ever becoming a creepy stalker Dating advice for people with mental health issues: #dating #mentalhealth #stalker #creepy #rules #Love

? Is ANYONE else Completely Terrified About the 30% rise in "No-fault Evictions" As a growing number of Landlords race against time against the new tenancy rights laws being passed? (Or is it just me being paranoid and worried for no good reason?) ? ? There is a huge rise in "no-fault evictions" as landlords race against the new tenant's rights bill next year...  It's up 30% already. - And climbing. And I am sure plenty would love to see me run out of Redcar. - Just over my anti-racist stances alone!  . ( NOTE: To Be Completely clear! - I am NOT, Repeat NOT! Implying that my landlords have any such views, AT ALL, NOT even a tiny bit! - I am only saying that is why I feel much of the town, in general, does not like me. That Is All! - AND even THEN I am not mentally well much of the time, so, even THAT is probably just irrational paranoia talking... ...And only just all in my head - rather than being at all real, At all... !!) .  And just in general I have m...

  . CE n O more . A Digital Composite Image By Ross E F Lombardi . . PS  I am not claiming what is right or wrong  Good or bad  The image exists NOT because I am judging  It exists because I don't know how to feel about this  A human life was taken and that was wrong  But I also understand why  & why some people are cheering  I feel conflicted and unsure .

. RE: The REDCAR Bar Scene. . I think I am coming to realise that spending £30 a week in the normal Redcar bar scene is a waste of time, energy, and money. . There are some great people in Redcar that I am glad I have met,  But it is not really "me" . . Usually, at best, I am given a patronising pat on the head and merely tolerated - not really liked.  - And that's ok. I am not delusional. I know I am too odd, and too weird for most people. . But if I have limited resources, and IF I want to meet the right person and fall in love again, then the normal Redcar bar scene is just simply ' bad product placement' . . Looking for romance-wise, I am far better off spending the same, time energy and money going to more art events, or writing-type stoof. . I need to place the right product (me) on the right kind of shelf in the right kind of shop. . I need to be in places with people who are as weird and as odd as I am,  Instead of trying to hang with the 'cool kids...

. Subject: Stage performances. . . Friend: "I challenge you to do a little fast ditti" . ME: "That's almost impossible... " "I have to find a woman that can run quick?" "She had to be below average height" " - Sleep with her?" "- AND she has to have the weird name ' Ditti' ???" . " - That combination of causality seems really very unlikely..." "I cannot find a single lady to date called something normal like 'Lisa' or 'Susan' -" " And not that many people are athletic enough to run fast anyway!" "And the height thing?!" "Why add the height thing?!" . " - So How the hell am I going to ' Do a quick Ditti' !!" "- Plus using the term ' Do... her' Is a bit vulgar -" "I am not a one-night stand sort of bloke!" "- So, challenge N OT accepted!" . . NOTE: Me and this friend HAD recently watched the fi...

. Title: The 'X' . Size A2 A 2024 portrait of my ex-wife. Using an old A3 portrait of her form from over 30 years ago as a visual reference for this new larger-sized retelling. I have inserted myself into this one - I am the dead mutilated body she is squatting on. Can you feel the hate? . . And... Title "How it once was" . Size A3 My ex-wife when she was 18, back when we loved each other. Can you feel the love? . . I am now considering BOTH portraits as part of a joint set. Costing £45 for the two-piece set. (Physical copies only - reproduction rights negotiated separately.) . . . . Individual talents. By Ross E F Lombardi . Not everyone is meant for everything. For instance, . I will never be good at football, But... I am OK at drawing, Everyone has their own thing, . Not everyone is talented at everything, For example, . I will never have a nak at DIY, mechanics or carpentry, But... I can write a poem, story, or verse. Everyone has their own thing, . Not everyone i...

Got an update from the cps.  They are discussing whether to press charges or not.  But it is strongly hinted that my attacker may only get an "adult caution".  . They have full CCTV footage of me, Unarmed, not attacking back or retaliating while the beats me around the head and the kidneys with a metal weapon in two separate flurries of attacks.  . If it does not go to court, then people will wrongly assume that his warped version of events is totally true, They will wrongly assume that he is sone sort of "anti hero" to be looked up to that I tried to victimise somehow. If it does not go to court he will paint himself as some kind of victim and me as the villain. - ...and people will believe the charming, attractive, successful DJ guy, not the ugly socialy awkward skint one, on benefits, suffeing from regular suicidal depression bouts. . If it does not go to court. If the whole story is not put on public record and left to only rumour and hearsay? Then what is the p...

.  WHATS THE FRIG’N BIG DEAL!   I have had a crap load of silly fuss. Including one physical attack over a spoof comedy video. Because I am showing a bit O’ skin! A) The amount of skin is NOT really any more than you would see at a swimming pool…   B) Prince, 1988 Lovesexy album (among other male artist) have shown just as much skin in posters and album cover that have been openly shown in family shopping centres all over the world.   C) My parody video is an attempt at comedy, And is clearly hash tagged #Poetry #Comedy #Humour #Cringe #sexisim #tits  I DO NOT see myself as “Sexy” This is NOT some misplaced attempt to seduce anyone. I see myself and a silly flabby ugly bloke who accepts that he looks like human walking garbage pile, and who is shrugging his shoulders and just leaning into it for comic effect. You are supposed to LAUGH at my body, not be offended by it!   I do not understand you “normal people”, you ...

The quality of streaming and online entertainment is so high and so reasonably priced for all nowadays! Some of the best stuff is even FREE! For only example, Only yesterday I watched a documentary about the fall of the Roman Empire, And how they used cheap mass entertainment to distract the masses from the real problems that the authorities could not solve! What a brilliant documentary! It really took my mind off the problems of this modern world for a while! Truly we are living in a golden age of entertainment!

. THIS DESCRIBES ME! . “...what real courage is ... It’s when you know you’re licked before you begin but you begin anyway and you see it through no matter what. You rarely win, but sometimes you do.” . Harper Lee's "To Kill a Mockingbird" (1960) .

. WHY MEN ARE STUPID: AN EXAMPLE: . I do not think certain activities are a good idea for a person in badly damaged condition: The pain would NOT be worth it! A smart person would just use common sense, and work on healing. . Been there and done that! - Shortly after a beating I took in my early 20s, A pretty lass visited me to 'comfort me' ! It was NOT worth the pain: Instant regret as all the feel-good stuff packed up and pissed off and the torture flooded in to replace it! - I instantly swore NEVER AGAIN!... ... ... Then proceeded to make the same mistake another 4 times that night and each time said "Never again" afterwards! . - Seriously! There are mice in electrified test Mazes that are less stupid and who learn quicker than a man is or does! . ONLY A MAN WOULD BE THAT STUPID! A woman would never be that kind of special idiot! .

. I keep mentality preparing myself for isolation and to accept people's rejection of me - So I can always quietly walk away with calm dignity, without undue fuss. I keep expecting the social guillotine in every social circle I enter. I see it as an eventual inevitability. - So, I can never really relax. Not really. If I relax - even for a moment - Then, That is when it will happen! - Being braced and prepared for it all the time - protects me. It lessens the pain of the inevitable expulsion that WILL Always eventually happen! . I will always, and forever be 'homesick'. I will never get to feel that I have 'finally come home' . . . Saying with a shrug,  "It is - what it is",  Is a bit more polite and socially acceptable than screaming in pain. .

. Its own punishment. By Ross e F Lombardi. . Stay distracted. With the danger and the rage. And by my pit of fear I don't mind being so disposable. . I feel no dread of danger. It only feels dreadful When I remember What I am . Keep distracted By treats and trinkets From being such a worthless man. I can live with being so expendable. . It's not painful to pay the bills. It's only Painful When I remember Where I am. . Be distracted With a book and reading. From being this total loser. I can live with the mad crazy thoughts. . It doesn't hurt me when I read. It only hurts, When I remember Who I am. .

. MY feelings about g0D . He is both a 'brutal son of a bitch' and a 'feckless thug' and has a sick sense of humour. I do believe god. I have dared judge god and found him GUILTY! I do hate god. He is just as evil as sAtan - but with a better PR department! .

. Men ARE crap! It is true... ...We are all very shit!  - I am so glad that my son is straight and that my daughter is a lesbian!  - As it vastly reduces the chance of either of them becoming a victim of domestic violence! . If the world population of women outnumbered men by 10 times or more. We would have world peace. Us men are crap! . I spent most days trying to remind myself how ridiculous it is for me to hate men, - when I am one. It's hard to explain how experiencing straight men be monsters to women from an early age can make you hate yourself as a straight man. Part of me will always be that terrified toddler who could not understand. It means as you grow and mature into a straight man yourself, You constantly terrify yourself with your own natural healthy and normal feelings. As all you can see instead are the monsters from your nightmares. . Short version. A child seeing bad shit will fuck them up for life. .

. People like horror to help escape their hum-drum lives. . Well, worldwide, if Project 2025 becomes a real thing in the USA, we will all get all the horror, far more horror than we want, to escape our hum-drum lives than we can possibly imagine. . Escaping our hum-drum lives will no longer be a problem - as KEEPING our hum-drum lives will become a far more pressing issue! . .

 . I ADMIT IT!  I DO FIND THE SITE OF TWO MEN KISSING GROSS!  BUT! I am WRONG for feeling that way! The Only problem is ME! - Not them!  No 'ifs', No 'But's', NO EXCUSES! - it IS MY problem - NOT theirs! . I AM working on being better than that! And I WILL get there in the end!  . My current main inspiration? (among many)  The TV Series 'Modern Family' and the character 'Jay Pritchett' played by Ed O'Neill . It would be nice to say a load of lies and pretend so I can fit in. Or make up bullshit "Excuses" using my age, background or upbringing.  But I feel doing that lacks courage.  And is disrespectful to all rights activists who have sacrificed so much to get us to where we are now. So, I will openly admit this gross personal character flaw - and Work on it - and hopefully, my honesty will help others do the same. . I owe this to those I harmed and vilified as the gross homophones that I was in my late teens. I have a karmic debt to ...

. The difference between "Excuses" and "Reasons" . "Excuses" are used to harm others. . "Reasons" are why people should not harm others. . There is always a reason to not harm someone AND There will always be an excuse to harm someone . . If you RE ALLY  want to be a rebel Then refuse to pick up a sword The kings HATE THAT shit! .

. Consenting woman at an orgy?  Vs  A Man who "Legally" kills 10 people for a flag? . Consenting woman at an orgy? Sleeps with 10 people at once? Everyone has fun? Makes some memories? SHE IS THE VILLIAN!? ? Man "Legally" kills 10 people for a flag? - a rag on a stick? 10 whole families lives are devastated and they have funerals. Pain that lasts a lifetime? Destroying love, hope and compassion? HE IS A HERO!? ? FUCKING HUMAN BEINGS ARE FUCKING AS WEIRD AS ALL FUCK!! . Personally? Out of the two? I'd respect the person who has NOT killed more! Any whore male or female is worth 100 killers who are just some government's murder bitch! ! I know who I'd rather marry! Hint? It is the fun one, NOT the one out of the two, whose Soul smells of tears, pain and blood! ! So many people think there is pride and honour in harming others Over a party enjoying life and harming no one. Most of the world seems to think this shit! AND YET? I AM SEEN AS THE WEIRDO!? FFS! ...

. Review: My recent beating with a length of metal: . Good multiple kidney thrusts strikes. Plenty of well-targeted speed there! No visible bruising on the outside but still left me needing to pee more often with more discomfort. Not many people are skilled enough to do that without visible bruises. And this alone would have gained a score of 8 or maybe even 9 out of 10. However, this performance was let down by sloppy overhead arm work. With more focus and less fury, I should have been on the floor after less than three blows, . But his fury caused a lack of concentration and wasted energy leaving me still standing. - a very base amateur mistake, that is surprising in someone so obviously experienced in these matters. So, unfortunately, despite his enthusiasm, I do have to deduct points for that. Leaving my attacker with a more pitiful score of only 5 out of 10. . But he tried hard so I'll throw him an extra point for effort. . He just needs to remember to turn more of his hot ra...

. 11 Reasons why I am  'a catch' . 1. REAL I am loyal and looking for something real... ...Not just 'companionship' or a ONS. If it's not love, then it ain't worth it. It is better to be with no one - than the wrong one. So, I don't ask absolutely everyone out in all directions. So if we are dating you know that you are special to me! - not just a mere 'gap filler'. . 2. PHYSICAL INVESTMENT. Although still flabby, I am far less flabby than I used to be. I have gone from a 50"" waist and walking with a stick to 38"" and dancing lots. I will get even thinner and less fabby as time goes on. I am an investment worth taking as my physical value is very likely to go up! . 3 CONSISTENCY Even though I am self-improving - That does not mean you not already perfect to me. If we are dating then I must already like you a lot, just as you are! . 4 SUPPORTIVE ...BUT! Despite on 3 above. If you DO want to change anything about yourself. Then I ...

. Ok, I admit it... By Ross e f Lombardi. . Ok, I admit It. I admit that I am struggling a little bit. I admit I am bruising my own soul a little bit. I admit that I am flirting with the void a little bit  . Ok, I can see it. I can see the value in numbness. I can understand a longing for this nightmare to stop. I can feel the seduction of 'self-ending'.  . Ok. I admit that I Do want it. I DO want to quit. I DO want to end. I DO want the comfortable cloth of forever nothingness. . Ok, I'll try it. Try Just a little. Try, To walk, Just a little bit. Try, To notice random street strangers in their lives. Just a tiny bit. Try, To hold on just a bit longer, Just a bit. . I can't keep doing this forever. Forever is too large, Too big, Too impossible to do. . Ok, I admit that I can't do forever. No one could! No one is that strong! In the face of this sickness. It cannot be done! Definitely not a weak shity wuss like me! . But maybe I can go down swinging? But maybe I can...

"Some days..." By Ross E F Lombardi . Some days, there is no moral crusade or political agenda. . Some days, you want to do an act of terrorism for no reason at all! . Some days, you feel so overwhelmed and overfilled with pain that you just want to release the pressure... ...to squirt that shit over everyone... ...like toxic - hot - viper - poison - hate cum - over the whore worlds back. . Some days, you want to kill a random stranger... ...Somone deeply loved by many... ...just to make their family mourn their loss. ...And fill their community with doubt and fear. . Some days, NOT all days, just some. - Only some. You DO want to set the world on fire, Or spread a plague, Or strap a bomb to your chest, Or carry a weapon. . Some days, . Sometimes, . It is Very hard to find any humanity within. To Not rage - and scream - and torture - and harm - and kill. . Some days of my mental illnesses Are much harder than others . Much - much -harder! . T...

. HARDER! . I used to have a 50"" waste and need to walk with a stick. I now have a 38"" waste and dance a lot for hours. It took a lot of effort and will to do that. losing weight IS extremely difficult! . And so far... I have kept the weight off! . BUT I AM TELLING YOU ALL THIS,  RIGHT NOW!! . Losing 10 lbs in weight, and keeping it off for years, is piss easy ... ...compared to trying to lose a single ounce of Self Loathing, and keeping it gone for a single hour!!! . .

? Did you know this? https://www3.nhk.or.jp/nhkworld/en/news/20241026_17/ Well, You Do Now...! I 'Called It'!  This reminds me of how World War One started.  A relative minor - (minor that is compared to a world war, obviously) - conflict sucking in all the allies from both sides. It was inevitable.  If it were not the Ukrainian war it would have just been a different one instead.  The real reason is the unavoidable environmental collapse and unsustainability of world human consumption of natural resources. .  When "good people" get desperate.  Then bad things happen.  . In short  ...I saw something like this coming ages ago.  I am not surprised. No psychic powers are needed.  Just a knowledge of history.  An understanding of human nature.  And being able to spot the patterns. (I have a weird brain)

I know we " need" rules  but on a purely personal note:  The very fact that "rules" exist makes my skin itch and I instinctively want to break them or burn something...  I am not looking for anyone to agree with me,  I do know it sounds nuts.  I am only giving an honest reaction, that's all, Just saying. - Nothing more...

. For ANYONE who needs to know - This is an ANTI-violence poem! Read it till the VERY END! - Not just halfway through . (WARNING! Emotional Trigger Warning - Extra Dark poem) . "Somedays..." By Ross E F Lombardi . Somedays there is no moral crusade or political agenda. . Somedays you want to do an act of terrorism for no reason at all! . Somedays you feel so overwhelmed and overfilled with pain that you just want to release the pressure... ...to squirt that shit over everyone... ...like toxic - hot - viper - poison - hate cum - over the whore worlds back. . Somedays you want to kill a random stranger... ...Somone deeply loved by many... ...just to make their family mourn their loss. ...And fill their community with doubt and fear. . Somedays, NOT all days, just some. - Only some. You DO want to set the world on fire, Or spread a plague, Or strap a bomb to your chest, Or carry a weapon. . Somedays, . Sometimes, . It is Very hard to find any humanity within. To Not rage - and s...

- I created a risqué poetry performance thing on TikTok (it is a comedy poem where I show a bit of skin - but NO privates) and shared it everywhere. And now apparently one of the people I spammed thinks I specifically targeted her. Which makes me feel a little insulted. So, that MIGHT cause me some hassle. She thinks I sent it to just her, and Apparently, both her mum and her boyfriend want to hit me ... Blah ... Blah ... Blah.... I barely care. ... . Yeh know what!? I sent that Vid EVERYWHERE! The only thing I am actually guilty of, Is treating her exactly the same as everyone else in the entire world! - Regardless of their age, sexuality OR gender! . https://youtu.be/Iol6UMpEo-s?si=QoOKtsPDXAT3JUs5 . Get ’em out Lass! - For all of us to see! By Ross E F Lombardi . I love a big pair on a lass, Not fake, Firm and real. I love huge ones on a woman. I love how they feel. . I love a couple of big-uns’ Large, up front and seen. I like it when they are So, obvious and blatant. That som...

. Get ’em out Lass! - For all of us to see! By Ross E F Lombardi . I love a big pair on a lass, Not fake, Firm and real. I love huge ones on a woman. I love how they feel. . I love a couple of big-uns’ Large, up front and seen. I like it when they are So, obvious and blatant. That some call them obscene! . I want to see them all the time, I like how they look on her. I love how they make my heart flip  And my musky man penis stir! . If you are thinking TITS - Then you are wrong! A Large Handful of Courage  - Next to a Huge Willpower mound. You don’t get much of That Anymore, -   To the modern UK pound! . #Poetry #Comedy #Humour #Cringe #sexisim #tits  .

. So, Sorry! I do apologize! I would absolutely love to stay on social media all day and get angry at the world and poison my mind and soul to do my fair part to increase page engagement and boost Ad revenue for mega-rich people. I really would! - Honest! But unfortunately, I Do have to go now! Because. apparently, "A settlement needs my help" . #Fallout4Gameplay #fallout4memes #Fallout76 #falloutnewvegas #fallout4 #fallout4mods .

. Random person - to me:  "I would not piss on you if you were on fire!" . My honest reply with a shrug: "You have good taste!" "I would not go out of my way to save 'me' either!" .

. So, my head observes, an internal scream Has larger screams that in them also howl; And these have even larger still inside them to cry “No!” And so proceed as 'Esse intus aeternum in inferno'. . Warped and corrupted by Rat Lombot from the famous flea poem by - Jonathan Swift: Poetry, a Rhapsody .

. Irony: A Definition: When I hate god. But I also, at the same time, Live my life much so closer, to those very same religious values and self-disciplines, Than any church going person I ever yet met... Maybe the godslaves should preach and prey far less and try a bit harder to live by example a bit more instead! . And I do it Without a endless golden lake of spiritual strength to tap into on a whim! I have to scrape my moral will from the bottom of my own limited mere mortal barrel! . Yet I'll get sent to hell, Because I won't bend a knee to a god who is a spoilt petulant brat. While his slaves get to waft into heaven because they lick his rusty balls and call it ice-cream! g0d? Fuck that dude! I choose to burn instead! . If you are doing good to see heaven. Then you are doing good for the wrong reason! You are just taking a bribe! . If you are doing good to avoid hell. Then you are doing it for the wrong reason  You are just cowering to intimidation. . Going good should be a...

. To summarise: My life so far: . My ex-wife of 30 years "Freindzoned" me. She said, "We don't need to love eachother," "We can just have the companionship" . It is hard to accurately articulate that sort of pain. We are now divorced. . I refuse to talk to her or see her. . I was easily replaced. She is now happy with a new man. . My heart is shattered and I may never love again. . I hate her - As Hating her is the only way I can survive. Because I can not take feeling any more tears. I am simply not strong enough to take any more tears! . She gets to be happy. I do not. Nuff said. .