Please carefully consider the care needed before getting a Girlfriend.

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Please carefully consider the care needed before getting a Girlfriend.
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...Every year the local pet pound is inundated with abandoned Girlfriends.
Because once the novelty wears off
And people realize how much feeding and care they need,
They get bored of them.
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Sadly, many Girlfriends cannot be re-homed
And must 'be put to sleep'.
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REMEMBER!
A Girlfriend should be for life...
Not just for Christmas!
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And please remember to spay and neuter your Girlfriends!
To avoid rogue feral Girlfriends roaming our neighbourhood and streets.
Knocking over bins and making a mess!
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SIDE NOTE:
Boyfriends are not the same as Girlfriends.
They may look similar but Boyfriends are significantly more dangerous!
Boyfriends need trained specialists handlers and care facilities and should only be in wildlife parks and zoos!
If you see or hear of illegal unlicensed or unregistered breeding or ownership of Boyfriends, then contact the authorities immediately, and contact the Dangerous Animals Controle Department!
And If threatened, try and make yourself look large and make loud noises!
Especially if you encounter one alone in the woods!
If you have to, You are fully entitled to shoot to kill a Boyfriend, in order to protect your home and family!
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