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SOME 52nd BIRTHDAY DRINKS.
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“Ok, I know I have not touched alcohol in a while, in order to lose weight”
“But it's my 52nd Birthday…!”
“I am in the town with a bit more money than usual”
“I am in a good mood for once”
“And I want to treat myself to a few double rum and cokes”
“What could possibly go wrong?”
Then 3 am ish
– 10 ish or so more hours later…
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Cool writing
Totally Inappropriate yes, but still cool.
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Far too cool to destroy…
Far too cool not to show off…
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But the really annoying part?
The really annoying part is this!
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Why can’t I write this well when I am sober?
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SOME 52nd BIRTHDAY DRINKS.
.
“Ok, I know I have not touched alcohol in a while, in order to lose weight”
“But it's my 52nd Birthday…!”
“I am in the town with a bit more money than usual”
“I am in a good mood for once”
“And I want to treat myself to a few double rum and cokes”
“What could possibly go wrong?”
Then 3 am ish
– 10 ish or so more hours later…
.
Cool writing
Totally Inappropriate yes, but still cool.
.
Far too cool to destroy…
Far too cool not to show off…
.
But the really annoying part?
The really annoying part is this!
.
Why can’t I write this well when I am sober?
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Original text:
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My ex-wife after throwing me away like garbage. (after 30 years)
Is now with someone new.
Despite the broken heart:
I take great spiteful solace that I have a weird point of view about ethics and love, That no one else seems to agree with.
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This means that her 'new man' is not as weird as me.
This means that her 'new man' will be far more "normal".
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She is not ready for how "normal" men are!
<evil grin>
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And just like any more "normal" man,
Compared to my weird ass...
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Her new bloke will be far more likely to cheat on her.
Compared to me.
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He will be far less loyal.
Compared to me.
.
My ex-wife after throwing me away like garbage. (after 30 years)
Is now with someone new.
Despite the broken heart:
I take great spiteful solace that I have a weird point of view about ethics and love, That no one else seems to agree with.
.
This means that her 'new man' is not as weird as me.
This means that her 'new man' will be far more "normal".
.
She is not ready for how "normal" men are!
<evil grin>
.
And just like any more "normal" man,
Compared to my weird ass...
.
Her new bloke will be far more likely to cheat on her.
Compared to me.
.
He will be far less loyal.
Compared to me.
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He will fight less hard for 'them', as a couple.
Compared to me.
.
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He will care less for her.
Compared to me.
Compared to me.
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He will be far less committed to her.
Compared to me.
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Compared to how I once did.
She will never be loved as deeply as she once was by "weirdo" me, - by anyone, ever again.
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And when the pain comes for her
As I am certain it will.
And her tears stain her pillow.
Maybe her sorry 'stupid girl' ass will understand what she flushed down a sewer.
Compared to me.
.
Compared to how I once did.
She will never be loved as deeply as she once was by "weirdo" me, - by anyone, ever again.
.
And when the pain comes for her
As I am certain it will.
And her tears stain her pillow.
Maybe her sorry 'stupid girl' ass will understand what she flushed down a sewer.
And realise the love and commitment that she threw away like garbage.
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And 'IF' I hear about it
(...and as I plan to avoid her and not speak to her ever again if I possibly can - I might not hear about it at all. - But IF I DO ever hear about it...!)
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And 'IF' I hear about it
(...and as I plan to avoid her and not speak to her ever again if I possibly can - I might not hear about it at all. - But IF I DO ever hear about it...!)
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THEN!
I will fucking laugh my arse off at her suffering!
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I will fucking laugh my arse off at her suffering!
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Burn in hell bitch!
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