11 Reasons why I am 'a catch'

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11 Reasons why I am 'a catch'
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REAL
I am loyal and looking for something real...
...Not just 'companionship' or a ONS.
If it's not love, then it ain't worth it.
It is better to be with no one - than the wrong one.
So, I don't ask absolutely everyone out in all directions.
So if we are dating you know that you are special to me! - not just a mere 'gap filler'.
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PHYSICAL INVESTMENT.
Although still flabby, I am far less flabby than I used to be.
I have gone from a 50"" waist and walking with a stick to 38"" and dancing lots.
I will get even thinner and less fabby as time goes on.
I am an investment worth taking as my physical value is very likely to go up!
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3
CONSISTENCY
Even though I am self-improving - That does not mean you not already perfect to me.
If we are dating then I must already like you a lot, just as you are!
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4
SUPPORTIVE
...BUT! Despite on 3 above.
If you DO want to change anything about yourself.
Then I will do what I can to help you reach those goals.
I Am on Your side!
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5
YUM!
I am a Very good cook.
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SEX
My sex drive is the same as when I was 18.
Nothing has diminished over time in that respect.
But looking cute is not enough
I am only properly aroused by a woman that can touch my soul.
Plenty of women just look cute but not many have any inner beauty.
That only comes from a fierce woman of both courage and willpower!
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ENTERTAINMENT
If you have half a brain,
Then you will not find me boring
I can keep your mind engaged and stimulated.
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RESPECTFUL.
I actually LIKE talking to you about your emotions, dreams and feelings. Because I actually dam well Do Care about how you feel!
So, Tell me!
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9
COURAGE
I am pretty fearless and I am willing to do what might have to be done.
But Without being a slave to my ego.
I act Only on 'what is right' not on 'what looks good to others'
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10
FIDELITY.
This should Not need to be on any list - It should already be a standard given. But (shrug) apparently in this modern world this now counts as an 'extra'
If that annoys you, then I totally agree with you!
I don't like this about today's world either!
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11
ETHICS
Unlike most men I see locally around me... ...I actually have some.
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Downsides?
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Ok... I admit I can't do anything about the face.
But this is a northern seaside town TS10 in the UK - Not Hollywood, USA!
So maybe you should be a bit more realistic about your expectations!
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..And I have no money.
But that just helps filter out all the women with a crass lack of moral values.
If you can not value the content of a fellow human being's character over diamonds, pearls and gold... ...then just keep walking, because that trait is so ugly to me!
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The Cost?
All I want is the same loyalty, love, affection and respect that I offer you.
Nothing more.
Nothing less.
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IF I AM (for some dumb ass reason) NOT THE SORT IF MAN YOU WANT... ...Then perhaps You need to have a good long hard look at yourself! ...and ask yourself "why?"
REMEMBER THAT the next time you end up with some lying cheating violent dirtbag that considers you their property and treats you like crap!
Because that shit is partly on you, if you keeping choosing men who treat women like that each and every time!
So, Ask yourself why you are only attracted to total shit heads!
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