. Subject: Stage performances. . . Friend: "I challenge you to do a little fast ditti" . ME: "That's almost impossible... " "I have to find a woman that can run quick?" "She had to be below average height" " - Sleep with her?" "- AND she has to have the weird name ' Ditti' ???" . " - That combination of causality seems really very unlikely..." "I cannot find a single lady to date called something normal like 'Lisa' or 'Susan' -" " And not that many people are athletic enough to run fast anyway!" "And the height thing?!" "Why add the height thing?!" . " - So How the hell am I going to ' Do a quick Ditti' !!" "- Plus using the term ' Do... her' Is a bit vulgar -" "I am not a one-night stand sort of bloke!" "- So, challenge N OT accepted!" . . NOTE: Me and this friend HAD recently watched the fi...

. Title: The 'X' . Size A2 A 2024 portrait of my ex-wife. Using an old A3 portrait of her form from over 30 years ago as a visual reference for this new larger-sized retelling. I have inserted myself into this one - I am the dead mutilated body she is squatting on. Can you feel the hate? . . And... Title "How it once was" . Size A3 My ex-wife when she was 18, back when we loved each other. Can you feel the love? . . I am now considering BOTH portraits as part of a joint set. Costing £45 for the two-piece set. (Physical copies only - reproduction rights negotiated separately.) .