A Lack of Reason. By Ross E F Lombardi. . I lack Reason, I lack Any Reason . So, Here is some advice, . Never expect Reasonable behaviour- -From an unreasonable person! ...And ... I warn you all now ...! I am Not a reasonable person! I suffer from a lack of Reason. . Reason? I have none! . No Reason to have a shower. No Reason to wash the dishes. No Reason to brush my teeth. No Reason to change my sheets. . If - My only Reason is my self-respect? If - My only Reason is for myself? If - My only Reason is for me? Then I have nothing! No Reason at all! . Like a reverse Ad for 'Loreal' parody, .... ... "Not a chance-In-hell...!" "...Because I am Not worth it...!" . I suffer from a lack of Reason. Because my Reason dumped my like trash, So, I must be Trash! Because she was never wrong. . My Reason treated Me like garbage. So, I must be Garbage! Because she was always right. . I ...