. A VERY SPECIAL KIND... ... OF STUPID! By Ross E F Lombardi. . To the slightly irritating investigator She said.... In a soft melodic tone. A voice you could enjoy listening to for hours... . "I love baking," "And picking my own herbs" . The bees buzz lazily in the background. . "I love herbal flowery essential oils" "I learnt to cold-press my own oils now!" . The birds softly sing in the sunshine . "I love flowers" "My favorite flowers are the pretty purple foxgloves" . This lovely, idealic garden around her is a magazine cover-worthy feature. . "I like peace and tranquility" "I don't like my tranquility disturbed" . She stirs her fruit tea slowly in the shade. . "It's such a shame that someone as calm as me," "Should have so many people developing dangerous heart conditions and dropping dead all over the place..." . She tilts and angles her chin slightly and casts a small spel...