!
.
.
Some of these are stolen
(but not all)
.
4, 6, 7, 8 & 9
Are all mine,
Wrote them from scratch myself!
.
(If you want to hire me, Then I charge 10p a word! Min Charge 5£!)
.
1,
Is from Voltaire,
.
2,
Is from a Kenny Everett spoof Rap,
.
3,
Is a Latin thang
.
-"It is not for me to change, instead, I'll die singing".
.
It is a Mash of the Frewren coat of arms moto and the Mitchel coat of arms moto.
.
5,
Is a classic NYC New Jersey line my Dad often says,
.
AND
.
10,
Was an altered paraphrase from the character Cyrano de Bergerac,
.
!
.
10 ways you could have told me to “F OFF!”,
Without coming across as a mere thug…!
..
1
I disagree with you in the strongest possible sense,
But I will fight to the death,
For your right to say it.
.
1
I disagree with you in the strongest possible sense,
But I will fight to the death,
For your right to say it.
.
.
2
I want to insult you
But keeping it clean
“Go forth and reproduce!”
You know what I mean!
.
2
I want to insult you
But keeping it clean
“Go forth and reproduce!”
You know what I mean!
.
.
3
Mutare non est meum
Cantus moriar
.
3
Mutare non est meum
Cantus moriar
.
.
4
Sorry, Sir,
But you might want to fasten your ‘oral opening’
Because your ‘pig ignorance’ seems to be accidentally dangling out.
.
4
Sorry, Sir,
But you might want to fasten your ‘oral opening’
Because your ‘pig ignorance’ seems to be accidentally dangling out.
.
.
5
Somewhere,
A village is missing its idiot!
.
5
Somewhere,
A village is missing its idiot!
.
.
6
I feel your level of stupidity is so rare,
That its genetic integrity should be protected and preserved for all future prosperity.
Therefore, I advise you to vacate these premises now and go have immediate unprotected sexual intercourse
.
6
I feel your level of stupidity is so rare,
That its genetic integrity should be protected and preserved for all future prosperity.
Therefore, I advise you to vacate these premises now and go have immediate unprotected sexual intercourse
.
.
7
You could be right…
And the Sun could be made of ice cream
And your farts could smell like the sighs of angels
.
OR
.
You could just simply be wrong!
.
Which do you think is most likely?
.
.
8
There are only two possible options possible.
.
Either
.
A) You are right,
OR
B) You are very wrong
.
Only 2 options!
.
Yet you are so lacking in any cognitive higher function,
.
That I am willing to offer you 3 guesses!
.
.
9
Do you remember that one time?
.
When you were once right or correct about something?
.
No?
.
Neither do I!
.
.
10
What’s wrong with your brain?
.
Did your parents lose a bet with God?
.
7
You could be right…
And the Sun could be made of ice cream
And your farts could smell like the sighs of angels
.
OR
.
You could just simply be wrong!
.
Which do you think is most likely?
.
.
8
There are only two possible options possible.
.
Either
.
A) You are right,
OR
B) You are very wrong
.
Only 2 options!
.
Yet you are so lacking in any cognitive higher function,
.
That I am willing to offer you 3 guesses!
.
.
9
Do you remember that one time?
.
When you were once right or correct about something?
.
No?
.
Neither do I!
.
.
10
What’s wrong with your brain?
.
Did your parents lose a bet with God?
.
.
Those were 10 ways you could have told me to “F OFF!”,
Without coming across as a mere thug…!
.
!.
Some of these are stolen
(but not all)
.
4, 6, 7, 8 & 9
Are all mine,
Wrote them from scratch myself!
.
(If you want to hire me, Then I charge 10p a word! Min Charge 5£!)
.
1,
Is from Voltaire,
.
2,
Is from a Kenny Everett spoof Rap,
.
3,
Is a Latin thang
.
-"It is not for me to change, instead, I'll die singing".
.
It is a Mash of the Frewren coat of arms moto and the Mitchel coat of arms moto.
.
5,
Is a classic NYC New Jersey line my Dad often says,
.
AND
.
10,
Was an altered paraphrase from the character Cyrano de Bergerac,
.
!
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