17 Vs 19! Seventeen things’ women will always be better at than men Vs Nineteen things’ men will always be better at than women!
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1)
Using the correct spilling
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2)
Using the correct grammar
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3)
Making sure your using the right grammar
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4)
Ovulating
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5)
Complaining about ovulating
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7)
Not making sick, inappropriate immature jokes about ovulating
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6)
Keeping a correct count and not losing their place while counting.
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8)
Not getting distracted.
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9)
Oh, Look a squirrel!
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)10
Being detail-oriented!
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11)
Being justifiably disappointed in us men
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12)
Being justifiably disappointed in other women.
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13)
Realising that something is only a mere joke when they see it.
Even when it is not funny.
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14)
Forgiveness.
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15)
Holding a grudge.
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16)
Bitching and moaning about social media post,
Even though no one's opinion actually matters at all (even a bit) on this shared rancid digital pit of human despair!
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17)
Making lists
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For Editorial Balance.
Nineteen things’ men will always be better at than women
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1)
Convincing themselves that they are far better fighting than they are,
To gain the courage needed to leave the house!
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2)
Slapping things up quickly!
To get them out of the way!
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3)
Getting corrected and taking criticism by anyone who is not also a man.
But apart from those three…
Getting corrected and taking criticism!
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4)
Orgasming
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5)
Complaining about not getting to orgasm often enough.
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6)
Making sick, inappropriate immature jokes about ovulating
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7)
Pretending not to give two shits about anything,
While they slowly die inside!
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8 )
Ignoring all proper social adult expectations and commitments,
Finding something far more fun to do instead!
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9)
Oh, Look a squirrel!
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) 10
Ignoring an obvious problem
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11)
Being unjustifiably proud of us fellow men
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12)
Being unjustifiably proud of some Women for the wrong reasons.
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13)
Being too gullible to realise that something is only a mere joke when they see it.
Even when it is clearly, funny.
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14)
Forgetting shit.
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15)
Holding a grudge, forever…
… Until they forget to!
Which does not usually take all that long!
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16)
Trying to throw their weight about on social media post,
Even though no one's opinion actually matters at all (even a bit) on this shared rancid digital pit of human despair!
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17)
Getting some Female in their life to make constant lists for them.
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18)
Totally ignoring any list, they might have been given!
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19)
Occasionally, making everyone who knows them do a private WTF facepalm at something stupid they did,
17 Vs 19!
Seventeen things’ women will always be better at than men
Vs
Nineteen things’ men will always be better at than women!
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17!
Seventeen things’ women will always be better at than men!
(My version- By Rat Lombot.)
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1)
Using the correct spilling
.
2)
Using the correct grammar
.
3)
Making sure your using the right grammar
.
4)
Ovulating
.
5)
Complaining about ovulating
.
7)
Not making sick, inappropriate immature jokes about ovulating
.
6)
Keeping a correct count and not losing their place while counting.
.
8)
Not getting distracted.
.
9)
Oh, Look a squirrel!
.
)10
Being detail-oriented!
.
11)
Being justifiably disappointed in us men
(Seriously, we shitty men are the worst!)
.
12)
Being justifiably disappointed in other women.
(Seriously, all those other shitty females are the close second worst!)
.
13)
Realising that something is only a mere joke when they see it.
Even when it is not funny.
(Men are extra crap at that!)
.
14)
Forgiveness.
.
15)
Holding a grudge.
.
16)
Bitching and moaning about social media post,
Even though no one's opinion actually matters at all (even a bit) on this shared rancid digital pit of human despair!
.
17)
Making lists
.
.
19!
Nineteen things’ men will always be better at than women
(My version- By Rat Lombot.)
.
1)
Convincing themselves that they are far better fighting than they are,
To gain the courage needed to leave the house!
.
2)
Slapping things up quickly!
To get them out of the way!
.
3)
Getting corrected and taking criticism by anyone who is not also a man.
…. or a woman
… or breathing
… or containing any mass, weight, or time-space causality.
But apart from those three…
Getting corrected and taking criticism!
.
4)
Orgasming
.
5)
Complaining about not getting to orgasm often enough.
.
6)
Making sick, inappropriate immature jokes about ovulating
.
7)
Pretending not to give two shits about anything,
While they slowly die inside!
.
8 )
Ignoring all proper social adult expectations and commitments,
Finding something far more fun to do instead!
.
9)
Oh, Look a squirrel!
.
) 10
Ignoring an obvious problem
.
11)
Being unjustifiably proud of us fellow men
(Being able to do dumb shit while pissed is NOT really as praiseworthy as you might think!)
(For “Total Legend”, instead read, “Total Prat!”)
.
12)
Being unjustifiably proud of some Women for the wrong reasons.
(Having large tits is not an achievement, it is only a random cosmic genetic dice role of birth!)
.
13)
Being too gullible to realise that something is only a mere joke when they see it.
Even when it is clearly, funny.
.
14)
Forgetting shit.
.
15)
Holding a grudge, forever…
… Until they forget to!
Which does not usually take all that long!
.
16)
Trying to throw their weight about on social media post,
Even though no one's opinion actually matters at all (even a bit) on this shared rancid digital pit of human despair!
.
17)
Getting some Female in their life to make constant lists for them.
.
18)
Totally ignoring any list, they might have been given!
.
19)
Occasionally, making everyone who knows them do a private WTF facepalm at something stupid they did,
That seemed like a good idea to them at the time!
A lot of the time this was because they did not follow THAT DAM LIST!
Ignored all proper social adult expectations and commitments,
And found something far more fun to do instead!
.
Example…
“Oh, Look a squirrel!”
“I bet I can catch it and shove it down the front of my pants for a laugh!”
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Silly shit gets his nuts chewed off!
“WHAT A LEGEND!”
.
!
A lot of the time this was because they did not follow THAT DAM LIST!
Ignored all proper social adult expectations and commitments,
And found something far more fun to do instead!
.
Example…
“Oh, Look a squirrel!”
“I bet I can catch it and shove it down the front of my pants for a laugh!”
-
Silly shit gets his nuts chewed off!
“WHAT A LEGEND!”
.
!
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