My Standard “Cut N Paste” Response To All Criticisms.

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My Standard “Cut N Paste”

Response To All Criticisms.

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The Criticisms I get the most often!.

1) You can not spell and your grammar is crap.

2) You are just an arrogant delusional nut case!

3) You are not funny and/or you are stupid!

4) Typical Crying Liberal, Mangina, Snowflake, White knight, etc.

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Fair warning: I pretty much run on anger the same way that a car runs on petrol. Type 4 criticisms just fill that ‘Anger Fuel Tank’ and make me able to do far more of the sort of things you hate!

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The following is a list of people whom I respect enough to be able to do any psychological damage.

Enough psychological damage to make me temporarily stop writing.

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These are maximum amounts of damage, that these people can do IF they pulled out all the stops and used their worst possible insults!

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My Wife 24 Weeks /
Stephen Moffett 22 Weeks /
My Freind Marie 20 Weeks /
Joss Whedon 18 Weeks /
Shirley Manson 16 Weeks /
Rachel Parris      12 Weeks /
Shappi Khorsandi 11 Weeks /
Lily Allen 10 Weeks /
Neil Gaiman 9 Weeks /
Stephen Fry 7 Weeks /
David Gorman 6 Weeks /
J. K. Rowling     5 Weeks /
Simon Pegg 4 Weeks /
Michael Moore 2 Weeks /
My Brother Karl 1 Weeks /
All Combined in some sort of super intervention or petition. 3 Years.

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The above might be able to increase this amount of time if they chose the perfect moment up to an extra max of 20%

(eg If I was grieving the very recent death of a loved one!)

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If you are NOT on the above list,

Then you are wasting your time trying to demoralise me!

As far as your comments are concerned, I am figuratively “Bulletproof”

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“NO ONE EVER GOT BETTER AT ANYTHING BY NOT DOING IT!”

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“NEVER GIVE UP!”

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OR TO PUT IT ANOTHER WAY,

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“DIE WITH A SWORD IN YOUR HAND!”

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