Halloween And Creepy Themed Memes!

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Halloween And Creepy Themed Memes!

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A JOKE!
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Why did the chicken cross to the other side?
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Because that is what you are supposed to do when you die!
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BOO!
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This is Not a good joke
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It is Not a Terrible joke
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It is in the middle...
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It is a 'Medium' joke!
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SCREWED SKEWED CRUDE ALTERNATE LYRICS!

Songs Form the Hit Animated Film “FROZEN”

I have taken a favourite,

Let It Go

As sung by

Idina Menzel

Songwriters: Kristen Anderson-Lopez / Robert Lopez

Let It Go lyrics © Walt Disney Music Company, Universal Music Publishing Group

From the Hit Animated Film “FROZEN”

Now changed it into...........

LET THEM BURN!

A village lies quietly on the mountain tonight

Not a footprint to be seen

A kingdom of isolation

And it looks like I'm the king!

The Hate is howling like this swirling storm inside

Couldn't keep it in, heaven knows I've tried

Don't let them in, don't let them see

Be the good Man you always have to be

Conceal, But feel, don't let them know

Well, now they know

Let Them Burn, let The, Burn!

Can't hold it back anymore

Let Them Burn, Let Them Burn

Turn away and slam the door

I don't care what they're going to say

Let the Fire rage on

My conscience never bothered me anyway

Let Them Burn, Let Them Burn

Can't hold it back anymore

Let Them Burn, Let Them Burn

Turn away and barricade the door

Let Them Burn!

(Bu, Bu, Bu, Bu, Bu, Bu, Bu, Bu, Bu, Bu, Bu BURN!)

Let Them Burn!

It's funny how some distance makes other humans seem so small

And the rage that once controlled me can't get to me at all

It's time to see what I can do

To test the limits and breakthrough

No right, no wrong, no rules for me

I'm free

Let Then Burn, Let Them Burn!

I am one with the wind and sky

Let Them Burn, Let Them Burn

I wanna see them DIE!

Here I stand and here I stay

Let My hate rage on

My power flurries through the air into the ground

My soul is spiralling into hellbound fractals all around

And one thought Incinerates like a scorching heat

I'm never going back, the past is in the past

Let Them Burn

My Conscience never bothered me anyway

Let Them Burn, Let Them Burn

And I'll rise like the break of dawn

Let Them Burn, Let Them Burn

That perfect Man is gone

Here I stand in the light of day

Let the storm rage on

My Conscience never bothered me anyway

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I believe in Mediums!
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Mediums a real!
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I have met Mediums in real life!
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I used to be a Medium!
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But unfortunately,
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after decades of Pizza abuse,
I am now an
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EXTRA LARGE!

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SCREWED SKEWED CRUDE ALTERNATE LYRICS!
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Songs Form the Hit Animated Film “FROZEN”
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I have taken a favourite,
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Do You Want to Build a Snowman?
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As sung by
Kristen Bell, Katie Lopez, ...
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Songwriters: Robert Lopez / Kristen Anderson-Lopez
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Do You Want to Build a Snowman? lyrics © Walt Disney Music Company, Universal Music Publishing Group
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From the Hit Animated Film “FROZEN”
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Now changed to......
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Do You Want to Build a Corpse Pile?

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Ross?
Do you want to build a Corpse Pile?
Come on, let's go and kill!
I never see you anymore
Come out the door
It's like you've gone away
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We used to be best dependents
And now we're not
I wish you would tell me why!
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Do you want to build a Corpse Pile?
It doesn't have to be a Corps Pile?
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"Go away, Head Voice!"
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Okay, bye
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Do you want to build a Corpse Pile?
Or Kick someone in the Balls?
I think some Violence is overdue
I've started lashing out!
At Memories in by mental Walls!
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I get a little Angry
All these empty feelings
Just watching the hours tick by
(tick-tock tick-tock tick-tock tick-tock)
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Ross, please I know you're out there
People don’t know who you've really been
Evil says, "have courage" and I'm trying to
I'm right in here for you
Just let me out!
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We only have each other
It's just you and me
What are we gonna do?
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Do you want to build a Corpse Pile?
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MY STUPIDEST THEORY EVER!

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A passing silly thought for the mystically inclined,
(Although I would like to hear your theories!)
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"IF" Demonic possession is possible,
Is "Angelic" Possession also possible??
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Because I really, Really, REALLY HATE the human race!
But despite this, I am constantly feeling compelled to

"Do What is Right"

"Promote world peace and pacifism"

And

"Fight for the people,"

When I'd much rather Nuke the lot of em!
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I don't get a "warm fuzzy feeling" for doing any of this crap!
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I just feel a constant overwhelming compulsion to keep doing it, in spite of myself!
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So,
"Angelic Possession"??
I know its a VERY stupid theory
But it is only a mere theory!
So I thought I'd ask around about it anyway!
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DID YOU KNOW!

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That "IF" you live opposite a Cemetary or Graveyard
You are NOT allowed to be interred of buried in that same Cemetary or Graveyard!
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It is an interesting sidenote about an ancient English law that has never been repealed,
And that is still enforced in modern times!
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While you may at first feel this is an unusual or maybe unjust law,
It is actually based on sound common sense,
Rather than mere silly Medevil superstition!
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And despite your initial gut reaction, the reasons become obvious when you consider all the available facts carefully and have a proper think about the situation that exists for those living adjacent to any burial sites!
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It is actually a Very Good Law!
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And it exists for one single simple reason!
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The reason those living opposite cemeteries and graveyards are never allowed to be buried in any of those same locations is...
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... That they are not dead yet!
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