SUPER? SCREWED SKEWED CRUDE ALTERNATE LYRICS! "Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious" changed to "Super-Farty—Fat-Dad-Is-Kinda- Grossest"

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SUPER? SCREWED SKEWED CRUDE ALTERNATE LYRICS! 

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Song from the classic film “Mary Poppins” 

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I have taken a favourite, 

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Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious 

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Julie Andrews, Dick Van Dyke

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AND CHANGED IT TO

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Super-Farty—Fat-Dad-Is-Kinda- Grossest 

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It's Super-Farty—Fat-Dad-Is-Kinda- Grossest
Even though the sound of it
Is something quite the moistest
If you hear it loud enough
You'll always cry “the worst-est”
Super-Farty—Fat-Dad-Is-Kinda- Grossest
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Oh, So Gross I might die!

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Oh, So Gross I might die!

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Oh, So Gross I might die!

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Oh, So Gross I might die!

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Because I was afraid to smell
When I was just a lad
My father gave me nose a tweak
And told me “It's not that bad”,
But then one day I learned a Smell
That gave me an aching nose
The biggest smell you ever heard
And this is how it goes
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Oh, Super-Farty—Fat-Dad-Is-Kinda- Grossest
Even though the sound of it
Is something quite the moistest
If you hear it loud enough
You'll always cry “the worst-est”
Super-Farty—Fat-Dad-Is-Kinda- Grossest
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Oh, So Gross I might die!

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Oh, So Gross I might die!

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Oh, So Gross I might die!

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Oh, So Gross I might die!

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He travelled all around the world and everywhere he went
He'd unleash this fart and all would say there goes a smelly gent
When dudes drinking out in pubs pass wind with me,
I give my special fart a go and then they ask me to leave
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It's Super-Farty—Fat-Dad-Is-Kinda- Grossest
Even though the sound of it
Is something quite the moistest
If you hear it loud enough
You'll always cry “the worst-est”
Super-Farty—Fat-Dad-Is-Kinda- Grossest
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Oh, So Gross I might die!

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Oh, So Gross I might die!

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Now you can suck it in backwards which is
Tsessorg-adnik-si-dad-taf-yatrf-repus
But that's going a bit too far, don't you think?
Indubitably
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So when people have outstayed their welcome.
There's no need for dismay (Pew! Pew!)
Just summon up this smell
And make them all go away.
But better use it carefully
Or it can change your life
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For example
Yes?
One night I met a girl worse than me and now that girl's my wife
Oh! And a smelly thing she is, too, ha ha ha
She's
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Super-Farty—Pregnant-Mom-Is-Kinda- Grossest
Super-Farty—Pregnant-Mom-Is-Kinda- Grossest
Super-Farty—Pregnant-Mom-Is-Kinda- Grossest
Super-Farty—Pregnant-Mom-Is-Kinda- Grossest
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Songwriters: Richard Sherman / Robert Sherman 

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Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious lyrics © Warner Chappell Music, Inc, Universal Music Publishing Group.

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