!
.
1)
Can someone please take that bottle of Whisky out of Gods hands!
.
He has clearly had enough and now and just needs to lay down in a dark room until late next year!
.
2)
Would whoever is visiting our version of the universe, from the Multiverse,
.
Please leave and take your MCU style reality stone with you!
.
3)
Can someone please stop the Pope from gambling,
.
Because he keeps losing his bets with God!
.
4)
What the hell are they doing over there at that hydron collider in Switzerland?
.
Please shut the secret swirly portal down now!
.
Our shared reality is badly leaking out, through it!
.
5)
If all this is just my fevered coma death dream,
.
Then it is way past the time my plug was pulled!
.
6)
I do not know how...
.
But I bet all this weirdness is somehow all Rick and Morty's fault!
.
This type of year has their stink all over it!
.
7)
Ok!
.
Own up!
.
Who is the complete idiot that spiked the upper planner consciousness of the entire universe with LSD!
.
8)
Ok!
.
We get it!
.
"THERE IS NO SPOON!"
.
Very clever of you!
.
Now whoever is screwing around with our Matrix,
.
Now please press the
.
ALT, CTRL, DEL keys for a forced reset!
.
All this weird arse shit is getting tedious!
.
9)
Anyone know if someone, somewhere, somehow, broke 8 billion mirrors at once?
.
While refusing to pass every chain letter on earth ever made to 10 other people.
.
While sitting an umbrella warehouse full of open umbrellas.
.
Who is even now, constantly repeating out loud,
"Things can not possibly get any worse!"
Over and over again?...
.
If so,
.
Can we kill them now!
.
10)
Has anyone time-travelled recently and accidentally stepped on a chaos butterfly!
.
Is THIS?
.
11 Reasons why this (2020) might be the weirdest year EVER!
.1)
Can someone please take that bottle of Whisky out of Gods hands!
.
He has clearly had enough and now and just needs to lay down in a dark room until late next year!
.
2)
Would whoever is visiting our version of the universe, from the Multiverse,
.
Please leave and take your MCU style reality stone with you!
.
3)
Can someone please stop the Pope from gambling,
.
Because he keeps losing his bets with God!
.
4)
What the hell are they doing over there at that hydron collider in Switzerland?
.
Please shut the secret swirly portal down now!
.
Our shared reality is badly leaking out, through it!
.
5)
If all this is just my fevered coma death dream,
.
Then it is way past the time my plug was pulled!
.
6)
I do not know how...
.
But I bet all this weirdness is somehow all Rick and Morty's fault!
.
This type of year has their stink all over it!
.
7)
Ok!
.
Own up!
.
Who is the complete idiot that spiked the upper planner consciousness of the entire universe with LSD!
.
8)
Ok!
.
We get it!
.
"THERE IS NO SPOON!"
.
Very clever of you!
.
Now whoever is screwing around with our Matrix,
.
Now please press the
.
ALT, CTRL, DEL keys for a forced reset!
.
All this weird arse shit is getting tedious!
.
9)
Anyone know if someone, somewhere, somehow, broke 8 billion mirrors at once?
.
While refusing to pass every chain letter on earth ever made to 10 other people.
.
While sitting an umbrella warehouse full of open umbrellas.
.
Who is even now, constantly repeating out loud,
"Things can not possibly get any worse!"
Over and over again?...
.
If so,
.
Can we kill them now!
.
10)
Has anyone time-travelled recently and accidentally stepped on a chaos butterfly!
.
Is THIS?
.
ALL THIS?
.
Is ALL this due to some timey-wimey-ness caused by a crapload of unperceivable multiple paradox's?
.
Can anyone please find a conveniently placed victorian police box and call for some desperately needed help!
.
Hell!
.
The world is so screwed up and somehow
wrong
.
I'd settle for being able to call the Daleks, over to try and fix this mess!
.
11)
ALL OF THE ABOVE
.
AT THE SAME DAM TIME!
.
!.
Can anyone please find a conveniently placed victorian police box and call for some desperately needed help!
.
Hell!
.
The world is so screwed up and somehow
wrong
.
I'd settle for being able to call the Daleks, over to try and fix this mess!
.
11)
ALL OF THE ABOVE
.
AT THE SAME DAM TIME!
.
.
2020:
"I am the most fucked up year EVER!"
.
2021:
"Hold my beer..."
.
2020:
"I am the most fucked up year EVER!"
.
2021:
"Hold my beer..."
.
!
.
On a more serious, but weirdly at the same time, a less serious note.
Someone tell me,
.
On a more serious, but weirdly at the same time, a less serious note.
Someone tell me,
.
Is it just me?
Or do these 2020 jokes signify something else…?
Something a bit deeper…?
.
Does anyone else feel that something is just not right?
.
Or do these 2020 jokes signify something else…?
Something a bit deeper…?
.
Does anyone else feel that something is just not right?
.
Like a small buzz, you can not hear at the back of your mind?
.
Like an instinct or constant feeling?
.
Like the earworm of a song that has no tune?
.
Not constant anxiety as such,
More like a constant resignation to what may happen next.
.
As if we all know something unspoken that no one can articulate?
.
Like legends of an old elephant who know its time is coming,
That then travels to the fabled elephant graveyard.
.
Or not knowing where you put your keys,
But also feeling that is dose not really matter at the moment.
Or at least, it does not matter as much as it normally does.
.
Or the feeling a wasp nest gets of the thunder of an upcoming storm in the air?
.
Is it just my “Spider-sense” that is “Tingling”
Or do we all feel like this?
Is anyone else, out there, getting their “Human-sense, Tingling?”
.
It is just my weird arse low mental health?
.
I am just imagining this?
.
Or does anyone else feel it too?
.
“Just asking for a friend…”
.
?
.
Like an instinct or constant feeling?
.
Like the earworm of a song that has no tune?
.
Not constant anxiety as such,
More like a constant resignation to what may happen next.
.
As if we all know something unspoken that no one can articulate?
.
Like legends of an old elephant who know its time is coming,
That then travels to the fabled elephant graveyard.
.
Or not knowing where you put your keys,
But also feeling that is dose not really matter at the moment.
Or at least, it does not matter as much as it normally does.
.
Or the feeling a wasp nest gets of the thunder of an upcoming storm in the air?
.
Is it just my “Spider-sense” that is “Tingling”
Or do we all feel like this?
Is anyone else, out there, getting their “Human-sense, Tingling?”
.
It is just my weird arse low mental health?
.
I am just imagining this?
.
Or does anyone else feel it too?
.
“Just asking for a friend…”
.
?
.
.
.
!
.
< ME: Giving an Evil grin, while winking at the universe,>
.
- "Don't Worry…!"
.
"…Things CAN NOT POSSIBLY GET ANY WORSE!" –
.
< ME: Maintaining eye contact with the universe, double daring it to prove me wrong! >
.
!
.
.
!
.
< ME: Giving an Evil grin, while winking at the universe,>
.
- "Don't Worry…!"
.
"…Things CAN NOT POSSIBLY GET ANY WORSE!" –
.
< ME: Maintaining eye contact with the universe, double daring it to prove me wrong! >
.
!
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