4 Totally Legal things you can do to lash out this totally shit world when you get tired of peoples constant shit!
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ARE YOU HAVING A BAD DAY?
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ARE YOU PISSED OFF?
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DO YOU HATE THE WORLD TODAY?
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4 Totally Legal things you can do to lash out this totally shit world when you get tired of peoples constant shit!
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1)
Fill a kettle to the top and boil it, then pour out the contents into the sink and repeat!
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ARE YOU HAVING A BAD DAY?
.
ARE YOU PISSED OFF?
.
DO YOU HATE THE WORLD TODAY?
.
.
4 Totally Legal things you can do to lash out this totally shit world when you get tired of peoples constant shit!
.
.
1)
Fill a kettle to the top and boil it, then pour out the contents into the sink and repeat!
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The downside of this is that it will put your electricity bill up!
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2)
Buy a load of plastic bags or get some plastic little toys from a pound shop,
Just so you can immediately stick the entire lot into a public litter bin outside the shop!
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Again though this cost money!
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3)
If you are wealthy,
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Invest in arms dealers and big polluters.
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So in a “kind of” a “roundabout way” you can still legally be responsible for killing a crapload of people!
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Plus, as a fringe benefit, you might just make some money out of it!
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(Which you can then spend by doing numbers 1 and 2 above! OR number 4 below!)
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4)
Vote or donate to the conservative party
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(Or the Republicans if you are in the USA)
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Or any other party that loves money and bankers more than us shitty humans!
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REMEMBER!
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The downside of this is that it will put your electricity bill up!
.
2)
Buy a load of plastic bags or get some plastic little toys from a pound shop,
Just so you can immediately stick the entire lot into a public litter bin outside the shop!
.
Again though this cost money!
.
3)
If you are wealthy,
.
Invest in arms dealers and big polluters.
.
So in a “kind of” a “roundabout way” you can still legally be responsible for killing a crapload of people!
.
Plus, as a fringe benefit, you might just make some money out of it!
.
(Which you can then spend by doing numbers 1 and 2 above! OR number 4 below!)
.
4)
Vote or donate to the conservative party
.
(Or the Republicans if you are in the USA)
.
Or any other party that loves money and bankers more than us shitty humans!
.
.
REMEMBER!
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