“IF” I could get Donald Trump alone, Could I beat him in a fight for 20£??

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“IF” I could get Donald Trump alone, 

Could I beat him in a fight for 20£?? 

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Just a few Follow up hypothetical questions.
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1)
Can the Challenger choose to fight him 6 ish hours after his exercise “Leg Day”?
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2)
Does have to know you are coming?
Or can you blindside him as he stumbles drunk out of a pub?
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3)
“If“, you are allowed to blindside him, are you also allowed to spike his pint first?
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4)
Are you allowed to use personal information about any family tragedies he might have, to make him lose his temper, so he swings wildly and loses focus?
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5)
Can I also have a bunch of 5 or 6, 11-year-old D&D players? 

As my back up crew?
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6)
Can you use a weapon?
I am thinking maybe a Mortar, an RPG or maybe a geocentric orbital Mass Driver!
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7)

As he is in his 70's

Can I wait until he is struggling to breathe because of contracting coronavirus first?

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8)
Can I have full body armour?
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9)
Can my full body armour be spiked, with the spikes electrified with 20 k volts and tipped with fast-acting nerve toxin??
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10)
Is he a very deep sleeper?
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Hay!
Cool!
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'If' I am allowed all of that!
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If I am allowed all of that at once, at the same time!
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Then that increases my odds up to about 5%! (20 to 1).
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For 20 quid I'd "Have a go"!

(if someone else pays ALL expenses!) 

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It may seem cowardly of me,

BUT,
After all,
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As the target is a total stranger,
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He is no longer a “REAL” fellow human being,
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He is merely a “Problem to solve” for 20£!
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I know we are effectively talking about beating an old man for £20!

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But people have done far worse than That morally,

for far Less remuneration!

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IE:

Anyone that works with children in Trumps ICE squad!

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And they all seem to sleep ok each night!

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