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SCREWED SKEWED CRUDE ALTERNATE LYRICS! "Come on Eileen", CHANGED TO. "Oh, Corona Nineteen"

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SCREWED SKEWED CRUDE ALTERNATE LYRICS! 

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I have taken a favourite, 
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Come on Eileen 
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AND CHANGED IT TO 
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Oh, Corona nineteen 
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Poor old NHS sickbay
Sounding scared on the radio
This is far worse than mono
Out mothers moved into isolation, who would blame them
Now we’re fed (Oh, so fed up)
So Pissed (so pissed off) now I must say more than ever
Cough, wheeze, price to pay!
And we can struggle just like our fathers
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Corona nineteen, oh I swear (what it means)
At this moment, you are on everything
With you in that mask, oh my I must ask
Are your hands dirty
Ah Corona nineteen
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These people 'round here
With their old age and sunk in smoke-dried faces
They're resigned to what their fate is
But not us, (no never) no not us (no never)
We are far too young and resistant
Corona nineteen
Cough, wheeze, price to pay!
I've been in this flat forever
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Corona nineteen, oh I swear (what it means)
Ah come on let's sterilise everything
That pretty ward gown, oh nineteen (I feel down)
Ah come lets frown, ah Corona nineteen
Ah Corona nineteen
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Corona nineteen, Cough, wheeze, price to pay!
Corona nineteen, Cough, wheeze, price to pay!
Cough, wheeze, price to pay!
Oh Nineteen
I said Corona nineteen
Oh come on Eileen
We are far too young and resistant, and things will forever change
I said
Cough, wheeze, price to pay!
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<Sung in background>
Corona nineteen, Cough, wheeze, price to pay!
Corona nineteen, Cough, wheeze, price to pay!
Cough, wheeze, price to pay! 

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Corona nineteen, oh I swear (what it means)
At this moment, you are on everything
With you in that mask, oh my I must ask
Are your hands dirty
Ah Corona nineteen
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Corona nineteen, oh I swear (what he means)
At this moment you are on everything!
Oh to me, oh Nineteen
You are on everything!
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Source: LyricFind

Songwriters: James Paterson / Kevin Rowland / Kevin Adams 

Come On Eileen lyrics © Sony/ATV Music Publishing LLC 
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Lyric rewrite the initial idea off a Fartbook Post on Nerds with Vaginas, by Dr David Shifftman of @WhySharksMatter 
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NOTE!
I am well aware that it is called the
Corona Virus,
Type: COVID 19,
But I felt I had to make the above "Mistake" on purpose to take the piss out of certain individuals that refuse to buy a certain brand of beer because they are total dumb arses!
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