WANKER OF REDCAR!

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WANKER OF REDCAR! .

Now this is the story all about how
My life got flipped, turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the Wanker of a town called Redcar
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In North East England born and raised
On the pavement, where I spent most of my days
Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool
And all eating some Chips outside of the school
When a couple of guys, they were up to no good
Started selling weed in my neighbourhood
I got one little spliff and my mom was skint
And said "You're shoplifting with your auntie and uncle to pay for your gear"
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I whistled for a future and when it came near the
The Parliament said "No" and had screwed us in the rear
If anything I could say that this situation was rare
But I thought nah, forget it, yo homes to Redcar!
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I got pissed first time at about seven or eight
And I yelled to the Future "Yo, homes smell you later!"
Looked at my kingdom I was happily trapped there
To sit on my throne as the Wanker of Redcar

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Taken from

Will Smith – Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air

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Songwriters: JEFFREY TOWNES, WILLARD C. SMITH

Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group

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