An example of an offensive meme!

An example of an offensive meme!

I did not make this meme!

It was lifted from "the net",

The Meme that inspired this story was found on The,

Facebook page,

Weed, Whisky and Sarcasm II

https://www.facebook.com/wwsarII/

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10 REASONS THIS MEME IS OFFENSIVE!

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1)

The blasphemy, I am offended you took the lords name in vain!

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2)

The depiction of an overweight middle-aged man shouting the comment!

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As an overweight middle-aged man myself I feel this is an unjust stereotype.
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3)

Errr (I am struggling now) I am offended that it is a depiction of the middle classes family as if being offended was a middle-class person with too much time on their hand's obsession!

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4)

I am offended by all their clothes,

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“I mean, err hello! The 1980s called and they want their fashion style back”
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I am offended by myself because of the tired overused style of satire narrative I am resorting to, as a device to get cheap laughs.

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I am also offended by my own crap spelling and grammar.

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7)

Invented reason on 9

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Invented reason on 6

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9)

I am offended by the lack of basic numeracy demonstrated in modern mass media comments!

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10)

“Squirrel!”
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So I hereby demand you take this Meme down Immediately.
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AND IN ADDITION!
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As just, right and legal compensation for my personal emotional pain, I fully demand and expect every female member of your family (over 18) to come to my home to clean my house and have a mass orgy with both me and themselves.
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Then make me a sandwich out of freshly slaughtered baby pandas!
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Yours
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Mr Sir Dick Na’nd
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PhD, GCMG, DM, BDSM, and with a lifetime membership card to Blockbusters!
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PS
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If you are offended by the above spoof,
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Please take a moment to recognise and appreciate the irony, before you choose to “rip me a new one”!
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PS
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“FUCKING OVERSENSITIVE SNOWFLAKES CAN NOT TAKE A JOKE!”
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Although not always true...
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It does seem to be the same people that say this sort of thing is the often the very same people that lose their shit when you make an anti-gun, anti-republican or anti-Trump type joke.
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they are very quick to pull the “Snowflake card” but when they dish it when they can't take it!
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I am not sure what you would call a right-wing version of a so-called “Snowflake” but I think I should try and invent a name for one, and see if it gets taken up by the rest of world.
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Possible first ideas are,
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A Right-Wing Wuss,
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An Injustice Pedestrian.
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Boogy Bigot
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No Balls Naughty Nazi
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A Human Humour Haunter
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A Douchie Paslusible Deniability Depender
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This is still a work in progress, give me a little time.....
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