THIS IS A TRUE DRINKING STORY! I Am SUCH a total dick!

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THIS IS A TRUE DRINKING STORY! 

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I am SUCH a total dick!

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That when someone I knew got too drunk, 

(After a very bad break up!)
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I left a glass of what seemed like water with a note reminding them to rehydrate, 

And that I hoped that they did not feel too bad this morning.
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BUT...
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Instead of water, the glass was filled with an unholy mixture of clear tequila and cheap vodka!
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Instantly, making the poor victim spew the entire lot back up onto to his own bed!
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He then screamed shouted at me lots!
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The passed out again.
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When he eventually got to the bathroom, he saw another note from me,
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Making him scream and shout at me even more!
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But eventually, he did sort of forgive me,
and they even managed to see the funny side!
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You may think
“that’s not impressive”
“Yes, it does make you a total dick but nothing particularly special.”
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"In fact,"

"It was a silly, stupid, irresponsible thing to do!"
"You could have killed him!"
"I hope he never spoke to you again!"
"I know I wouldn’t!"
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BUT WAIT!
IT GETS WORSE!
Because of WHOM I did this too!.
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The first note read and was addressed as follows to…..
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“Dear future self!"
”I know you must be feeling rough,”
“Remember to drink lots, and rehydrate yourself,”
“Hope you feel better soon”
“From”
“Me, myself in the past”
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And in the bathroom was another note that said,
“Dear future me!”
“Got you!”
“You Silly Fucker!”
“Yours sincerely,”
“Your past very drunk you…”
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