!
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In case you have not spotted it yet,
I am giving you all a warning,
"Heads Up!"
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I am only trying to help.....
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!
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Evil Photographer :
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“Ok, All the people who hate Jews move from the left of the room into the frame, so I can get you in the shot.”
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<All the anti-semantics obey and move from the left of the room to the centre of the room,>
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Evil Photographer :
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“Ok, all those who hate Muslims move to from the right of the room into the frame so I can get you in the shot.”
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<All the islamophobes obey and move from the right of the room to the centre of the room,>
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Evil Photographer :
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“Good, Looking great!”
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“Now all of you move to the extreme right of the room,"
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“But for artistic purposes, we will now all call that part of the room the centre.”
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All Photograph Subjects :
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<All obey and dutifully shuffle to was the extreme right on the extreme far side of the room,>
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< While holding a badly drawn sign saying,>
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Evil Photographer :
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“Cool, now all smile and say,”
.
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In case you have not spotted it yet,
I am giving you all a warning,
"Heads Up!"
.
I am only trying to help.....
.
!
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How to take a perfect evil photograph
.
(Read between the lines.)
.Evil Photographer :
.
“Ok, All the people who hate Jews move from the left of the room into the frame, so I can get you in the shot.”
.
<All the anti-semantics obey and move from the left of the room to the centre of the room,>
.
Evil Photographer :
.
“Ok, all those who hate Muslims move to from the right of the room into the frame so I can get you in the shot.”
.
<All the islamophobes obey and move from the right of the room to the centre of the room,>
.
Evil Photographer :
.
“Good, Looking great!”
.
“Now all of you move to the extreme right of the room,"
.
“But for artistic purposes, we will now all call that part of the room the centre.”
.
All Photograph Subjects :
.
<All obey and dutifully shuffle to was the extreme right on the extreme far side of the room,>
.
< While holding a badly drawn sign saying,>
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‘This is now the centre of the room!
Honest!’
.Evil Photographer :
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“Cool, now all smile and say,”
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“‘Fifth to the last phase of my decade's long term plan to create a power vacuum then fill that vacuum with this perfect picture!”
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All Photograph Subjects :
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<Smiling and giving cheesy grins saying through gritted teeth>
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“Obviously!”
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The Flash on the camera goes off,
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The picture is successfully taken,
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Shit loads of people are disenfranchised and eventually killed.
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Whether the subjects of the photo are ever held responsible for their actions will never matter,
.
Either way,
.
The Evil photographer gets paid,
.
Either way,
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The Evil photographer gets even more influential
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Either way,
.
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All Photograph Subjects :
.
<Smiling and giving cheesy grins saying through gritted teeth>
.
“Obviously!”
.
The Flash on the camera goes off,
.
The picture is successfully taken,
.
Shit loads of people are disenfranchised and eventually killed.
.
Whether the subjects of the photo are ever held responsible for their actions will never matter,
.
Either way,
.
The Evil photographer gets paid,
.
Either way,
.
The Evil photographer gets even more influential
.
Either way,
.
The Evil photographer is never, ever, seen in any of the frames of his own photos.
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They were never, ever, even noticed all the other times this has happened in our modern history!
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Why would they be ever be held accountable this time?
.
!
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PS BONUS,
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!
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They were never, ever, even noticed all the other times this has happened in our modern history!
.
Why would they be ever be held accountable this time?
.
!
.
PS BONUS,
.
!
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