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THE GRAND RAT RANT FESTIVE CHRISTMAS MEME COLLECTION! (Contains Adult Humour!)

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THE GRAND 
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FESTIVE CHRISTMAS MEME COLLECTION!

(Contains Adult Humour!) 
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Hands up anyone that feels that it is in any way shape or form appropriate to encourage the ghost of the long-dead patron saint of prostitutes to hang around your children late at night offering them stuff out of an old sack!
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"Hoe!"
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"Hoe!"
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"Hoe!"
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An Alternative Christmas film synopsis:
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A business MAN from the Big City, who hates Christmas,
Meets
A Small Town WOMAN, who loves Christmas, has just moved to that big city.
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Together after a bit of obvious "will, they"/"won't they" storyline,
One of them has a Christmas epiphany!
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The small town WOMAN realises that the MAN is right!
That Christmas is not just merely crap,
But horribly, direly crap!
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Together they manage to raise enough money to go back to the WOMANS Small Town,
And evict everyone just before Christmas!
Turning the whole place into an open-cast uranium mine instead!
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Giggling joyfully together as all Her previously loved and loving old townfolk weep,
As they are now forced to leave forever!
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The film ends with the couple celebrating a much cooler holiday instead!
Such as Halloween!
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OR
The Woman becoming the First Republican Party Female President of the United States!
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OR
Possibly Both!
(TV film budget permitting!)
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Why suck Santa's dick for presents?
Why resort to prostitution?
When you can jerry-rig a surface to air missile system and reconfigure it to target flying reindeer instead?
- Hey kids! Guess what!
Dad has sorted it!
You have ALL the worlds toys this year!
- And a load of magic reindeer meat to feast upon for the next two weeks!
- And a large, let us just call it "Ham", to go with it!!
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- That lightweight Grinch ain't got nothin' on me!
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REMEMBER!
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CHRISTMAS MAY WELL BE A TIME FOR GIVING!
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BUT NO ONE WANTS CHLAMYDIA!
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(or something much worse!)
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Wear a condom!
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This Christmas!
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Remember Kids!
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He knows when you are sleeping,
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He knows when you are awake,
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He knows if you have been supportive or critical
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So be supportive for goodness sake!
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You better watch out,
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You better Not try
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You better Not satire,
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I’m telling you why!
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Because Ole Vlad Putin’s Claws are in Your Hometown!
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Created by Connor Lombardi (aged 13) 
with the help of his dad. 
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SO MANY CHRISTMAS JUMPERS!
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(So many messy pavements...)
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(That was a bit too dark even for me!)
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ON A SERIOUS NOTE!

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DO NOT DRINK AND DRIVE!

AND!

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DO NOT HELP DRINKING DRIVERS!

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MEME SOCIAL AWARENESS!

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Be careful about what you choose to Share!

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