OFFICIAL ACCIDENTAL TURNING INTO A DUCK PROCEDURE!

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OFFICIAL ACCIDENTAL TURNING INTO A DUCK PROCEDURE!

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If it turns out you are “Duck” then you have to do all the following things!
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Pay your “Bill”
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When it comes to personal hygiene, Try not to feel “Down In The Mouth!”
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Do not panic, get stressed or in a “Flap”
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Start a “Web” site about proper between the toes foot care!
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Take up ping pong, because you are good at “Paddling”!
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Stop overthinking things and try to be spontaneous and “Wing” it more often!
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If you decide to go snowboarding and ‘shred!’ then you must also cover yourself in Hoi-Sin sauce and role yourself up in a large Chinese pancake!
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Leave the “Chicks” alone unless you want to end up on an official government register!
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Cancel your next Dentist appointment!
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Avoid gaining unnecessary weight by resisting the urge to snack when you get “Peckish”
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(If you cannot resist and find yourself getting fat, then, by all means, feel free to visit me sometime in the two-week run-up to next Christmas!) 

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Whatever life throws at you,
Remember!
You can easily avoid it by simultaneously bending down and quickly crouching at the same time, so the thing thrown goes over your head and miss you!
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(There is a proper official word for this tactic, but for the life of me I can not remember what that word is!) 

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