!
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As I am so excited about the new
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Worlds Of Darkness,
Computer Game,
Vampire the Masquerade Bloodlines 2
.
@VtM_Bloodlines Game!
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I have already started making Fan Memes!
.
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For my first Fan Creations.
I present,
.
.
!
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SCREWED SKEWED CRUDE ALTERNATE LYRICS!
.
I have taken a favourite,
I Should Be So Lucky
By Kylie Minogue
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AND CHANGED IT TO
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I Should Be So Lucky (ish)
.
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In my imagination
There is no complication
I thirst about you all the time
In my mind, a celebration
The sweetest of sensation
Thinking you could be mine
In my imagination
There is no hesitation
I grab your throat in my hands
.
I'm dreaming
You ran away from me
But I caught up with you
But Huntings all I do
To try to drink from you.
.
I should be so lucky
Lucky, lucky, lucky
I should be so lucky in blood
I should be so lucky
Lucky, lucky, lucky
I should be so lucky in blood
.
It's a crazy situation
You always keep me searching
Because it's only make believe
And I would come a-stalking
To give you all my kill’en
If one day you don’t notice me
My heart is close to breaking
And I can't go on faking
The fantasy that you'll be mine
.
I'm dreaming
You ran away from me
But I caught up with you
But Huntings all I do
To try to drink from you.
.
I should be so lucky
Lucky, lucky, lucky
I should be so lucky in blood
I should be so lucky
Lucky, lucky, lucky
I should be so lucky in blood
.
I should be so lucky (so lucky, so lucky)
I should be so lucky
I, I (I, I)
I should be so lucky (so lucky, so lucky)
I should be so lucky
I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I
.
In my imagination
There is no hesitation
I grab your throat in my hands
.
I'm making..
You run away from me
But I’ll catch up with you
The Huntings what I do
To try to drink from you.
.
I should be so lucky
Lucky, lucky, lucky
I should be so lucky in blood
I should be so lucky
Lucky, lucky, lucky
I should be so lucky in blood
.
I should be so lucky
Lucky, lucky, lucky
I should be so lucky in blood
.
I should be so lucky
Lucky, lucky, lucky
I should be so lucky in blood
.
I will be so drenched in
Drenched, drenched, drenched in
I will be so drenched in your blood!
I will be so
.
.
!
.
.
A childer of Malkav,
.
.
For my first Fan Creations.
I present,
.
.
!
.
SCREWED SKEWED CRUDE ALTERNATE LYRICS!
.
I have taken a favourite,
I Should Be So Lucky
By Kylie Minogue
.
AND CHANGED IT TO
.
I Should Be So Lucky (ish)
.
.
In my imagination
There is no complication
I thirst about you all the time
In my mind, a celebration
The sweetest of sensation
Thinking you could be mine
In my imagination
There is no hesitation
I grab your throat in my hands
.
I'm dreaming
You ran away from me
But I caught up with you
But Huntings all I do
To try to drink from you.
.
I should be so lucky
Lucky, lucky, lucky
I should be so lucky in blood
I should be so lucky
Lucky, lucky, lucky
I should be so lucky in blood
.
It's a crazy situation
You always keep me searching
Because it's only make believe
And I would come a-stalking
To give you all my kill’en
If one day you don’t notice me
My heart is close to breaking
And I can't go on faking
The fantasy that you'll be mine
.
I'm dreaming
You ran away from me
But I caught up with you
But Huntings all I do
To try to drink from you.
.
I should be so lucky
Lucky, lucky, lucky
I should be so lucky in blood
I should be so lucky
Lucky, lucky, lucky
I should be so lucky in blood
.
I should be so lucky (so lucky, so lucky)
I should be so lucky
I, I (I, I)
I should be so lucky (so lucky, so lucky)
I should be so lucky
I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I
.
In my imagination
There is no hesitation
I grab your throat in my hands
.
I'm making..
You run away from me
But I’ll catch up with you
The Huntings what I do
To try to drink from you.
.
I should be so lucky
Lucky, lucky, lucky
I should be so lucky in blood
I should be so lucky
Lucky, lucky, lucky
I should be so lucky in blood
.
I should be so lucky
Lucky, lucky, lucky
I should be so lucky in blood
.
I should be so lucky
Lucky, lucky, lucky
I should be so lucky in blood
.
I will be so drenched in
Drenched, drenched, drenched in
I will be so drenched in your blood!
I will be so
.
Source: LyricFind
Songwriters: Mike Stock / Matt Aitken / Peter Waterman
I Should Be So Lucky lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group, Kobalt Music Publishing Ltd., BMG Rights Management
.!
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A childer of Malkav,
.
Sings.
.
.
.
.
!
.
.
A village lies quietly on the mountain tonight
.
Not a footprint to be seen
.
A kingdom of isolation
And it looks like I'm the king!
.
The Hate is howling like this swirling storm inside
.
Couldn't keep it in, heaven knows I've tried
.
Don't let them in, don't let them see
.
Be the good Man you always have to be
.
Conceal, But feel, don't let them know
.
Well, now they know
.
.
Let Them Burn, let The, Burn!
.
Can't hold it back anymore
.
Let Them Burn, Let Them Burn
.
Turn away and slam the door
.
I don't care what they're going to say
.
Let the Fire rage on
.
My conscience never bothered me anyway
.
.
Let Them Burn, Let Them Burn
.
Can't hold it back anymore
.
Let Them Burn, Let Them Burn
.
Turn away and barricade the door
.
Let Them Burn!
.
!
.
A childer of Malkav,
Sings.
.
LET THEM BURN!
..
A village lies quietly on the mountain tonight
.
Not a footprint to be seen
.
A kingdom of isolation
And it looks like I'm the king!
.
The Hate is howling like this swirling storm inside
.
Couldn't keep it in, heaven knows I've tried
.
Don't let them in, don't let them see
.
Be the good Man you always have to be
.
Conceal, But feel, don't let them know
.
Well, now they know
.
.
Let Them Burn, let The, Burn!
.
Can't hold it back anymore
.
Let Them Burn, Let Them Burn
.
Turn away and slam the door
.
I don't care what they're going to say
.
Let the Fire rage on
.
My conscience never bothered me anyway
.
.
Let Them Burn, Let Them Burn
.
Can't hold it back anymore
.
Let Them Burn, Let Them Burn
.
Turn away and barricade the door
.
Let Them Burn!
.
.
(Bu, Bu, Bu, Bu, Bu, Bu, Bu, Bu, Bu, Bu, Bu BURN!)
.
.
Let Them Burn!
.
Let Them Burn!
.
Let Them Burn!
.
It's funny how some distance makes other humans seem so small
.
And the rage that once controlled me can't get to me at all
.
It's time to see what I can do
To test the limits and breakthrough
.
No right, no wrong, no rules for me
.
I'm free
.
Let Then Burn, Let Them Burn!
.
I am one with the wind and sky
.
Let Them Burn, Let Them Burn
.
I wanna see them DIE!
.
Here I stand and here I stay
.
Let My hate rage on
.
My power flurries through the air into the ground
.
My soul is spiralling into hellbound fractals all around
And one thought Incinerates like a scorching heat
I'm never going back, the past is in the past
.
(Bu, Bu, Bu, Bu, Bu, Bu, Bu, Bu, Bu, Bu, Bu BURN!)
.
.
Let Them Burn!
.
Let Them Burn!
.
Let Them Burn!
.
It's funny how some distance makes other humans seem so small
.
And the rage that once controlled me can't get to me at all
.
It's time to see what I can do
To test the limits and breakthrough
.
No right, no wrong, no rules for me
.
I'm free
.
Let Then Burn, Let Them Burn!
.
I am one with the wind and sky
.
Let Them Burn, Let Them Burn
.
I wanna see them DIE!
.
Here I stand and here I stay
.
Let My hate rage on
.
My power flurries through the air into the ground
.
My soul is spiralling into hellbound fractals all around
And one thought Incinerates like a scorching heat
I'm never going back, the past is in the past
.
Let Them Burn
.
My Conscience never bothered me anyway
.
Let Them Burn, Let Them Burn
.
And I'll rise like the break of dawn
.
Let Them Burn, Let Them Burn
.
That perfect Man is gone
.
Here I stand in the light of day
.
Let the storm rage on
.
My Conscience never bothered me anyway
.
.
My Conscience never bothered me anyway
.
Let Them Burn, Let Them Burn
.
And I'll rise like the break of dawn
.
Let Them Burn, Let Them Burn
.
That perfect Man is gone
.
Here I stand in the light of day
.
Let the storm rage on
.
My Conscience never bothered me anyway
.
.
“Let It Go!”
.
As sung by
.
.
Songwriters: Kristen Anderson-Lopez / Robert Lopez
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Let It Go lyrics © Walt Disney Music Company, Universal Music Publishing Group
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From the Hit Animated Film “FROZEN”
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!
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!
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A message for you, from the Twisted Malk Mental Mind Web!
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"Even compared among the existence of kindred, the only
true evil in is the beating heart of living morals!”
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“The existence of the beast within you makes you less evil
not more so!”
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“For the beast is devoid of all evil.”
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“The Beast is pure instinct.”
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“The beast is pure of intention.”
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“Only a thinking mind can ever be truly evil”
.
“Why then can being evil lead to The Beast?”
.
“Have you ever caught a cold in your mortal life?”
.
“Were the symptoms, the disease?”
.
“Or, were the symptoms caused by your body trying it exorcize
and expel that disease?”
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“Beware the part of you that is still human!”
.
“For if there is any evil within you, it is not because you
are now a Vampire. It is instead because you were once Human!”
.
Message ends.
.
I blacked out, for a moment there.
.
What did the Twisted Malk Mental Mind Web say??
.
!
.
!
.
.
A childer of Malkav,
Sings.
.
Do You Want to Build
A Corpse Pile?
.
.
Soul?
.
Do you want to build a Corpse Pile?
.
Come on, let's go and kill!
.
I never see you anymore
.
Come out the door
.
It's like you've gone away
.
We used to be best dependents
And now we're not
.
I wish you would tell me why!
.
Do you want to build a Corpse Pile?
.
It doesn't have to be a Corps Pile?
.
“Go away, Head Voice!”
.
Okay, bye
.
Do you want to build a Corpse Pile?
Or Kick someone in the Balls?
.
I think some Violence is overdue
.
I've started lashing out!
At Memories in by mental Walls!
.
I get a little Angry
All these empty feelings
Just watching the hours tick by
.
(tick-tock tick-tock tick-tock tick-tock)
.
Soul, please I know you're out there
.
People don’t know who you've really been
.
Evil says, "have courage" and I'm trying to
.
I'm right in here for you
.
Just let me out!
.
We only have each other
.
It's just you and me
.
What are we gonna do?
.
Do you want to build a Corpse Pile?
.
.
Soul?
.
Do you want to build a Corpse Pile?
.
Come on, let's go and kill!
.
I never see you anymore
.
Come out the door
.
It's like you've gone away
.
We used to be best dependents
And now we're not
.
I wish you would tell me why!
.
Do you want to build a Corpse Pile?
.
It doesn't have to be a Corps Pile?
.
“Go away, Head Voice!”
.
Okay, bye
.
Do you want to build a Corpse Pile?
Or Kick someone in the Balls?
.
I think some Violence is overdue
.
I've started lashing out!
At Memories in by mental Walls!
.
I get a little Angry
All these empty feelings
Just watching the hours tick by
.
(tick-tock tick-tock tick-tock tick-tock)
.
Soul, please I know you're out there
.
People don’t know who you've really been
.
Evil says, "have courage" and I'm trying to
.
I'm right in here for you
.
Just let me out!
.
We only have each other
.
It's just you and me
.
What are we gonna do?
.
Do you want to build a Corpse Pile?
.
.
.
Songwriters: Robert Lopez / Kristen Anderson-Lopez
.
Do You Want to Build a Snowman? lyrics © Walt Disney Music Company, Universal Music Publishing Group
.
From the Hit Animated Film “FROZEN”
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!
MY VERY FIRST PLAYTHROUGH PLANS!
.When it comes to clan
.
I have narrowed my choice down to 3,
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Either Malkavian,
.
Or
.
If not that then perhaps Malkavian
.
But I still might also consider Malkavian instead!
.
As for Faction,
I will play all of each of them in turn, eventually.
.
For the first playthrough, rather than pre-decide now,
I will role play my character within the story and follow what seems right for my character concept at that time.
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Even though the question was not asked, I also want to mention my planned character “Build”
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I am planning on loading up heavily on social skills.
Charm, seduction and intimidation type skills.
Because I want to unlock as many dialogue options as possible,
(To enhance my role play options)
.
Yes, I do fully realise and know that Malvaians are not the best suited for such a role, but that is what will make it interesting.
.
Secondary choices will all be based on stealth and direct combat avoidance.
.
Lastly all the defensive skills.
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I will only be spending on combat skills as the last option!
(You cannot say I do not like a possibly impossible challenge!)
.
I know I may not be able to complete the game with these decisions.
.
But I want my very first (even if it is doomed) run through to be with this build!
.
Wish me luck!
.
.
.
(From a Malkavian point of view, not mine personally)
.
The Ventrue says:
Stand with China.
.
The Brujah says:
Stand with Hong Kong.
.
Other Malkavian may well say:
They come in twos you and you. Kill the double.
.
The Tremere says:
How will this affect the obtention of rare text and artefacts from the region?
Will it be a hindrance of a boom?
.
The Toreador says:
How will this affect artistry and censorship from the ground level up in newly emerging Hong Kong Cinema?
.
The Nos-2-Fart-2 says:
When is the next Star Wars film coming out?
.
The Tzimisce says
When the Fuck is “a film”?
.
The Giovanni says
How can I use this political strife to screw over the Tremere and stop them from getting any rare text or artefacts from the region?
.
The Ravnos says
Here is a cool opportunity to set the Tremere and Giovani against each other and raise the prices (in both cash and more importantly favours) of any of our smuggled rare text or artefacts from that region!
.
The Lessy-on-Bra says:
(Actually, scratch that!)
(Who gives a crap what they have to say anyway?!)
(Probably something along the lines of)
Gurgle! Gurgle! Gurgle!
(As they fall to the floor clutching their throat!)
.
The Arsey-mite says :
Have you heard the latest?
Apparently, the Ravnos have just started hiring!
They are offering some good jobs in China and Hong Kong at the moment!
.
Followers of Set say
Wait just a while longer.
The Assamite’s are about to foolishly get distracted and turn their backs!
.
The Gangrel says:
I want a scooby snack
.
This Particular Malkavian says
Sorry, Gangrel, I have no Scooby snacks at the moment, but I can throw you a chew toy to play with!
It squeaks!
.
The Caitiff in the trunk of my car says :
What the fuck!
You are going throw me to an enraged Gangrel for your amusement!?
.
The Gangrel will then say:
Don’t worry little guy!
I’m not enraged?
.
Then I say :
Hold my beer!
.
.
.
.
.
.
Yes, I do fully realise and know that Malvaians are not the best suited for such a role, but that is what will make it interesting.
.
Secondary choices will all be based on stealth and direct combat avoidance.
.
Lastly all the defensive skills.
.
I will only be spending on combat skills as the last option!
(You cannot say I do not like a possibly impossible challenge!)
.
I know I may not be able to complete the game with these decisions.
.
But I want my very first (even if it is doomed) run through to be with this build!
.
Wish me luck!
.
.
.
(From a Malkavian point of view, not mine personally)
.
The Ventrue says:
Stand with China.
.
The Brujah says:
Stand with Hong Kong.
.
Other Malkavian may well say:
They come in twos you and you. Kill the double.
.
The Tremere says:
How will this affect the obtention of rare text and artefacts from the region?
Will it be a hindrance of a boom?
.
The Toreador says:
How will this affect artistry and censorship from the ground level up in newly emerging Hong Kong Cinema?
.
The Nos-2-Fart-2 says:
When is the next Star Wars film coming out?
.
The Tzimisce says
When the Fuck is “a film”?
.
The Giovanni says
How can I use this political strife to screw over the Tremere and stop them from getting any rare text or artefacts from the region?
.
The Ravnos says
Here is a cool opportunity to set the Tremere and Giovani against each other and raise the prices (in both cash and more importantly favours) of any of our smuggled rare text or artefacts from that region!
.
The Lessy-on-Bra says:
(Actually, scratch that!)
(Who gives a crap what they have to say anyway?!)
(Probably something along the lines of)
Gurgle! Gurgle! Gurgle!
(As they fall to the floor clutching their throat!)
.
The Arsey-mite says :
Have you heard the latest?
Apparently, the Ravnos have just started hiring!
They are offering some good jobs in China and Hong Kong at the moment!
.
Followers of Set say
Wait just a while longer.
The Assamite’s are about to foolishly get distracted and turn their backs!
.
The Gangrel says:
I want a scooby snack
.
This Particular Malkavian says
Sorry, Gangrel, I have no Scooby snacks at the moment, but I can throw you a chew toy to play with!
It squeaks!
.
The Caitiff in the trunk of my car says :
What the fuck!
You are going throw me to an enraged Gangrel for your amusement!?
.
The Gangrel will then say:
Don’t worry little guy!
I’m not enraged?
.
Then I say :
Hold my beer!
.
.
(NOTE: The first 7 lines were written by someone else, and I felt inspired to "Run with it". I would love to give them joint credit. But I don't want to post their name without their permission!)
..
.
The boss is just dyslexic and can not tell the difference between the word ""Sane" and the river name of "Seine".
The boss has heard that all the Malkavian are "Insane" but has totally misunderstood what was meant by that!
Hense the Divers in the Paris river, "Seine".
..
It only works as gross humour because some people (mostly men) cant come to terms with normal mother nature.
.
As Kathrin Ryan said of men who avoid their girlfriends sometimes,
"Real Gangsters Run Red Lights"
.
WOD Note:
WOD Note:
.
Because of the super small amounts of blood involved,
.
I don't think the Nosty is doing it purely for any nutrition, any more than I eat a Carton of Popcorn of a Box of chocolates for any Nutrition,
.
It more as a selection of flavour varieties, in nice small pieces, rather than for survival.
.
.
.
Just looked up Fish Malk,
.
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Just looked up Fish Malk,
It seems a bit of overly harsh criticism, especially as I was going to chain it to a Karen Smith back story.
But if people are really not all that keen, I suppose I could water down and alter the whole thing.
(It is only fiction writing after all, not a holy writt.)
.
I know I am a little dated RP wise, But how long have 'wacky' Malks been out of fashion??
.
Because 'realistic' mental illness would not be fun to play....
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"DON'T OPEN IT!"
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| Add because I am a Fan I have given them a free ADD, but an ADD this size would cost you £30 per Month! |
Their Twitter
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Their Facebook
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THEM!
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New clan idea: VTM
.
This started out as just a silly joke to make people waste time a googling a non-existent clan.
But then my mind started filling in the gaps.
.
THE CLAN SYDIRRI
Disciplines
This is the only clan to have 4 (instead of just the 3 innate disciplines!)
They are
Presence
Dominate
Dementation
And
Caphinite
.
.
Caphinite
Is the discipline unique to the Sydirri
They can replace certain about of their blood pool with highly caffeinated drinks instead of needing regular blood!
It is said, that the higher Elders are so adept as this discipline that they can forgo blood altogether, sustain themselves instead of on nothing but French-style espressos!
.
No one knows for sure, however,
.
Because they are such constantly sarcastic douche bags that no one can stand being around them socially for more than 15 minutes, before needing a break from their childish silliness for a good few nights!
.
.
CLAN WEAKNESS
The Blood Destained!
.
Although they can be blood bound by others
They, themselves, can never Blood Bind Anyone, Ever!
.
In addition, Their blood is also not addictive to their ghouls.
.
.
If anyone tries to tabletop RPG this,
..
New clan idea: VTM
.
This started out as just a silly joke to make people waste time a googling a non-existent clan.
But then my mind started filling in the gaps.
.
THE CLAN SYDIRRI
Disciplines
This is the only clan to have 4 (instead of just the 3 innate disciplines!)
They are
Presence
Dominate
Dementation
And
Caphinite
.
.
Caphinite
Is the discipline unique to the Sydirri
They can replace certain about of their blood pool with highly caffeinated drinks instead of needing regular blood!
It is said, that the higher Elders are so adept as this discipline that they can forgo blood altogether, sustain themselves instead of on nothing but French-style espressos!
.
No one knows for sure, however,
.
Because they are such constantly sarcastic douche bags that no one can stand being around them socially for more than 15 minutes, before needing a break from their childish silliness for a good few nights!
.
.
CLAN WEAKNESS
The Blood Destained!
.
Although they can be blood bound by others
They, themselves, can never Blood Bind Anyone, Ever!
.
In addition, Their blood is also not addictive to their ghouls.
.
.
If anyone tries to tabletop RPG this,
.
I am imagining a reduction in all social dice pools AND and increase on all social feat difficulties the higher the characters generation is!
.
I am imagining a reduction in all social dice pools AND and increase on all social feat difficulties the higher the characters generation is!
.
EG
.
.
Gen 8+ no penalty,
Gen 7 -5 One lower dice pool and +1 difficulties,
Gen 4 - 3, Two lower dice pool and +2 difficulties
!
.
THE WORLD HAS ENDED!
.
The Antediluvians have risen and consumed the EARTH!
.
But, on the other hand, it is now the year 3000 ad. Most of the Population is on other planets now.
.
The earth was already pretty much used up so when it went.
So, the reaction was pretty much only a shoulder shrug and a mere,
"Meh!.
.
Get Ready for…
VAMPIRES IN SPACE 3000!
.
Plenty of darkness in space but ALL guns do aggravated damage!
Because they are all Lasers!
.
‘IF’ you thought Werewolves were bad before?
Try them now on a planet with 12 moons,
ALL OF THEM FULL!
.
Cain is only a minor member of the Imperial space empires board of trustees.
The bulk of the Empire is run by the lord high Emperor!
Who is a 200-year-old super-thin blood, Venture like wanker!.
Backed by the Technomancy!
.
Sure, Cain could theoretically squish him in a toe to toe battle easily.
.
But the Empire has a mighty space fleet capable of destroying stars and Cain would never survive his local star system being made to go, Nova!
.
In such a large sprawling empire!
Office Administration wins!
The universe's most powerful people all have OCD and can “Accidentally” misfile a piece of harmless-looking paper that has a rulers 5 favourite star systems pushed into a man-made black hole!
The figurative pen is literally far more powerful than any amount of swords, or battle cruisers!
In short,
NEVER piss off the Nostrafateu who run all the galactic IT department!
.
.Gen 7 -5 One lower dice pool and +1 difficulties,
Gen 4 - 3, Two lower dice pool and +2 difficulties
.
.!
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A SUPER SILLY RP CAMPAIGN IDEA!
.THE WORLD HAS ENDED!
.
The Antediluvians have risen and consumed the EARTH!
.
But, on the other hand, it is now the year 3000 ad. Most of the Population is on other planets now.
.
The earth was already pretty much used up so when it went.
So, the reaction was pretty much only a shoulder shrug and a mere,
"Meh!.
.
Get Ready for…
VAMPIRES IN SPACE 3000!
.
Plenty of darkness in space but ALL guns do aggravated damage!
Because they are all Lasers!
.
‘IF’ you thought Werewolves were bad before?
Try them now on a planet with 12 moons,
ALL OF THEM FULL!
.
Cain is only a minor member of the Imperial space empires board of trustees.
The bulk of the Empire is run by the lord high Emperor!
Who is a 200-year-old super-thin blood, Venture like wanker!.
Backed by the Technomancy!
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Sure, Cain could theoretically squish him in a toe to toe battle easily.
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But the Empire has a mighty space fleet capable of destroying stars and Cain would never survive his local star system being made to go, Nova!
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In such a large sprawling empire!
Office Administration wins!
The universe's most powerful people all have OCD and can “Accidentally” misfile a piece of harmless-looking paper that has a rulers 5 favourite star systems pushed into a man-made black hole!
The figurative pen is literally far more powerful than any amount of swords, or battle cruisers!
In short,
NEVER piss off the Nostrafateu who run all the galactic IT department!
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PS
Before any of you have a rage brain aneurism, please remember that the title DOES contain the words "SUPER SILLY"!!
WoD RP Concept Idea!
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Style :
Very cheesy B Movie?
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Title:
"SKIN DANCERS! "
"The Evil Stripper Werewolf Hunters!"
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Strapline :
"Fur Will Be Flying Everywhere!"
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"SKIN DANCERS! "
"The Evil Stripper Werewolf Hunters!"
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Strapline :
"Fur Will Be Flying Everywhere!"
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Setting :
1970's
Mohave Desert!
USA
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( I now have a new scenario for my next RP session! )
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Setting :
1970's
Mohave Desert!
USA
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Concept :
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Concept :
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A crew of strippers accidentally find out how to become skin dancers.
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This is their key to freedom.
Ignorant of who the Garou actually are in nature.
(Seeing them as ONLY monsters!)
They see "This" as their one chance to break away from their oppressive Vampire abuser, Who owns the leach club they are forced to work in!
(Possibly a Sabat, and/or Possibly Gangrel)
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This is their key to freedom.
Ignorant of who the Garou actually are in nature.
(Seeing them as ONLY monsters!)
They see "This" as their one chance to break away from their oppressive Vampire abuser, Who owns the leach club they are forced to work in!
(Possibly a Sabat, and/or Possibly Gangrel)
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Secret reveal :
Secret reveal :
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A Ratkin clan allied with a Corax flock are secretly manipulating all the parties involved to achieve a secret goal of their own, against a pack of Nuwisha
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! A Ratkin clan allied with a Corax flock are secretly manipulating all the parties involved to achieve a secret goal of their own, against a pack of Nuwisha
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3 WoD
"You Suck" speeches!
Hunter to Vampire.
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Speech 1
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Speaker:
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Punk Zealot
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Target:
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Very Young Bruja
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Background:
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They used to be Gang Brothers from ‘way back when’.
The Speaker “Found Religion” in prison after taking a sentence hit for the Target.
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“Not cool man!”
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“Not cool at all!”
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“You used to be cool!”
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“We used to be tight!”
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“I’d rather drink with a Homophobic Racist cop than smell the farts your selling right now!”
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“How long before we all just seem like juice boxes to you?”
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“You won’t make it a year without becoming what you always claimed to hate!”
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“None of us respect you now!”
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“You ash is not good enough to mop ‘cell block E puke’ with!”
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“We would have ram-raided the gates for Hell for you man!”
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“Now we just fear you.”
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“Best you can ever hope for,”
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“Best case ‘scene’ for your sorry ass?!”
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“Being stuck on this small dirtball planet when it finally burns!”
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“You think your immortal and shit?”
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“I’ll be cruising with god in a cherry open-top, full of the dove winged hunnies forever!”
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“Long after your shit has flushed”
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Speech 2
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Speaker:
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Amateur Comedian!
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Target:
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Target:
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Sophiticant Sicopthant Toreador Pimogen Advisor
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Background:
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Speaker knows they are going to die.
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Background:
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Speaker knows they are going to die.
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So he wants to hurt the Target psychologically as much as possible before he is killed.
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These final words are the only effective weapon the speaker has left!
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It is The Target's way of, ‘going down swinging’!
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“Real power!”
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“You reckon you know real power?”
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“Really?”
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<Sarastic Mimic Voice>
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“Oh ‘DO NOT’ look at me…!”
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“I am fancy pants immortal with deep knowledge and real power”
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“But ‘Do Not’ dare look, because it’s a secret…”
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<Normal voice!>
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“FUCK OFF!”
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“Your just another delusional douche dirtbag,”
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“You might as well be just a drug pusher, politician, or Some fake pseudo-A&R agent, who is only in it for the dick and pussy, wannabe!”
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“You could not make it as one of us.”
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“Because you Never had any real talent”
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“You might as well prance around with a half-pound of bog-standard craft table stripper glitter on yourself and call yourself a ‘Cullen Sibling!’, glitter boy! ”
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“You fucked up cloaked cliche cunt!”
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“You don’t just SUCK,”
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“Lazy pun, fully intended”
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“You ‘1986 Howard the Duck’ SUCK!”
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“And your sense of fashion sense is stuck 3 years earlier than that!”
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Speech 3
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Speaker:
.
These final words are the only effective weapon the speaker has left!
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It is The Target's way of, ‘going down swinging’!
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“Real power!”
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“You reckon you know real power?”
.
“Really?”
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<Sarastic Mimic Voice>
.
“Oh ‘DO NOT’ look at me…!”
.
“I am fancy pants immortal with deep knowledge and real power”
.
“But ‘Do Not’ dare look, because it’s a secret…”
.
<Normal voice!>
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“FUCK OFF!”
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“Your just another delusional douche dirtbag,”
.
“You might as well be just a drug pusher, politician, or Some fake pseudo-A&R agent, who is only in it for the dick and pussy, wannabe!”
.
“You could not make it as one of us.”
.
“Because you Never had any real talent”
.
“You might as well prance around with a half-pound of bog-standard craft table stripper glitter on yourself and call yourself a ‘Cullen Sibling!’, glitter boy! ”
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“You fucked up cloaked cliche cunt!”
.
“You don’t just SUCK,”
.
“Lazy pun, fully intended”
.
“You ‘1986 Howard the Duck’ SUCK!”
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“And your sense of fashion sense is stuck 3 years earlier than that!”
.
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Speech 3
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Speaker:
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Mom Guilt Trip.
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Target:
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Target:
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Nosferatu Trickster
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Background:
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Speaker is an ex-mentor of the Target.
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The Speaker is on their hospice death bed and the Target has come to say goodbye and possibly offer to embrace someone they still care about.
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“You could have been so much more than this…”
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“What a waste!”
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“You had so much raw potential!”
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“…and you go an piss it away!”
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“I know you were always afraid,”
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“But I honestly thought that constant fear would become a strength,”
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“Instead it destroyed you.”
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“Why did I turn away?”
.
“It is not because of how you look!”
.
“It is not your face that is so dam ugly to me now,”
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“I am way beyond caring about that petty crap…”
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“But your sheer depth of cowardice is horrific!”
.
“I am far too tired to be angry…”
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“I can barely be bothered to be even disappointed in you, now.”
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“And it is NOT because I am dying.”
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“It is because you are not worth the energy anymore…”
.
.
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Background:
.
Speaker is an ex-mentor of the Target.
.
The Speaker is on their hospice death bed and the Target has come to say goodbye and possibly offer to embrace someone they still care about.
.
“You could have been so much more than this…”
.
“What a waste!”
.
“You had so much raw potential!”
.
“…and you go an piss it away!”
.
“I know you were always afraid,”
.
“But I honestly thought that constant fear would become a strength,”
.
“Instead it destroyed you.”
.
“Why did I turn away?”
.
“It is not because of how you look!”
.
“It is not your face that is so dam ugly to me now,”
.
“I am way beyond caring about that petty crap…”
.
“But your sheer depth of cowardice is horrific!”
.
“I am far too tired to be angry…”
.
“I can barely be bothered to be even disappointed in you, now.”
.
“And it is NOT because I am dying.”
.
“It is because you are not worth the energy anymore…”
.
.
!
.
.
And doth boldly I pushed my projected astral spirit to that accursed place upon the constant soul storm only known and marked with a sickening yellow 'M',
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To commune with the ancient being of that first slain in murder that dwells there.
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Through the ravaging wind I cried out to it,
.
Keeping my sense’s and form of self though only purest act of strongest will,
.
“Spirit”, -I cried,”
.
“Oh! Ye ancient one,”
.
“First to make the clay cry out in horror of its first bloody stain!”
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“I have risked much to speak with you”
.
“Will you hear me!”
.
.
Through the howl of those ripped, tattered former ghost the voice hissed back…
.
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“Welcome!”
.
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“Welcome to the Maelstrom…”
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“Can I take your order…!”
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“Tell me of he who is forever marked and curse by God”
.
“Tell me of your brother most foul,”
.
“Tell me…”
.
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The first shadow replied.
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“Do you want fries with that”
.
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“Yes, I screamed,”
.
“Oh yes!”
.
.
The shadow came back again,
.
Most cryptically.
.
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To commune with the ancient being of that first slain in murder that dwells there.
.
Through the ravaging wind I cried out to it,
.
Keeping my sense’s and form of self though only purest act of strongest will,
.
“Spirit”, -I cried,”
.
“Oh! Ye ancient one,”
.
“First to make the clay cry out in horror of its first bloody stain!”
.
“I have risked much to speak with you”
.
“Will you hear me!”
.
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Through the howl of those ripped, tattered former ghost the voice hissed back…
.
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“Welcome!”
.
.
“Welcome to the Maelstrom…”
.
“Can I take your order…!”
.
“Tell me of he who is forever marked and curse by God”
.
“Tell me of your brother most foul,”
.
“Tell me…”
.
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The first shadow replied.
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“Do you want fries with that”
.
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“Yes, I screamed,”
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“Oh yes!”
.
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The shadow came back again,
.
Most cryptically.
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“For an extra fifty of your earth sense..”
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“You can supersize your order!”
.
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“Yes,” I cried again,
.
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“Fill me with your most dark poisonous meat and fries and enlarge my request to its maximum yield,”
.
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He gave me what I asked and I paid the low price for such…
.
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It hissed with a black hapless smile,
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“Thank you…”
.
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“Thank you for coming to Maelstrom Burger,”
.
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“Have a nice way..”
.
.
I consumed what he offered and yet felt unsatisfied.
.
For such things always look so much better in the illustration of them than they do in person.
.
And I then dimply realised.
.
I should have gone to the King of Burgers instead of this Yellow dwelling of “M” for sustenance.
.
For no true knowledge of Cain lived here…
.
!
.
“You can supersize your order!”
.
.
“Yes,” I cried again,
.
.
“Fill me with your most dark poisonous meat and fries and enlarge my request to its maximum yield,”
.
.
He gave me what I asked and I paid the low price for such…
.
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It hissed with a black hapless smile,
.
“Thank you…”
.
.
“Thank you for coming to Maelstrom Burger,”
.
.
“Have a nice way..”
.
.
I consumed what he offered and yet felt unsatisfied.
.
For such things always look so much better in the illustration of them than they do in person.
.
And I then dimply realised.
.
I should have gone to the King of Burgers instead of this Yellow dwelling of “M” for sustenance.
.
For no true knowledge of Cain lived here…
.
!
.
!
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The FIRST Separation.
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LILITH
.The FIRST Separation.
.
REAL Freedom!
.
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!
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"NAILED!"
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"MADE SAFE!"
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(Overtly Challenging Toreador Art Successfully Sanitised For Mere Kine Consumption!)
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!
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!
I AM SO VERY VERY VERY SORRY!
I UNRESEVERDLY APOLOGIES TO THIS ENTIRE COMMUNITY!
!
For, I must confess that I ONLY created the above picture out of anger because this previous piece of Art had been removed in an act of censorship.
(I do not obey orders very well... It is a weakness of mine!)
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I AM SO VERY VERY VERY SORRY!
I UNRESEVERDLY APOLOGIES TO THIS ENTIRE COMMUNITY!
!
Of course, I do realise admitting this personal human flaw along with its visual example could be Mistaken for questioning the admin's most 'wise and generous' decision.
And that it could, potentially, be misjudged as commenting the most grievous sin of "open rebellion" and therefore could theoretically lead to an expulsion of membership from this page.
(Which would be a shame)
!
Again,
I AM SO VERY VERY VERY SORRY!
I UNRESEVERDLY APOLOGIES TO THIS ENTIRE COMMUNITY!
!
To expel me would be a slight error,
Because I am ONLY submitting the visual example to illustrate and give the proper context as to why I am Unreservedly Apologising.
!
(The offensive picture was titled "Lillith, Real Freedom!")
!
Again,
I AM SO VERY VERY VERY SORRY!
I UNRESEVERDLY APOLOGIES TO THIS ENTIRE COMMUNITY!
!
But as I get expelled from at least 3 pages a month, I am sure I will somehow survive such a deep trauma, "if" that happened...
!
But in case you were not sure of my sincerity the first few times...
!
I AM SO VERY VERY VERY SORRY!
I UNRESEVERDLY APOLOGIES TO THIS ENTIRE COMMUNITY!
!
( Found here https://www.facebook.com/groups/2103019003107560 )
.!
I AM SO VERY VERY VERY SORRY!
I UNRESEVERDLY APOLOGIES TO THIS ENTIRE COMMUNITY!
!
For, I must confess that I ONLY created the above picture out of anger because this previous piece of Art had been removed in an act of censorship.
(I do not obey orders very well... It is a weakness of mine!)
!
I AM SO VERY VERY VERY SORRY!
I UNRESEVERDLY APOLOGIES TO THIS ENTIRE COMMUNITY!
!
Of course, I do realise admitting this personal human flaw along with its visual example could be Mistaken for questioning the admin's most 'wise and generous' decision.
And that it could, potentially, be misjudged as commenting the most grievous sin of "open rebellion" and therefore could theoretically lead to an expulsion of membership from this page.
(Which would be a shame)
!
Again,
I AM SO VERY VERY VERY SORRY!
I UNRESEVERDLY APOLOGIES TO THIS ENTIRE COMMUNITY!
!
To expel me would be a slight error,
Because I am ONLY submitting the visual example to illustrate and give the proper context as to why I am Unreservedly Apologising.
!
(The offensive picture was titled "Lillith, Real Freedom!")
!
Again,
I AM SO VERY VERY VERY SORRY!
I UNRESEVERDLY APOLOGIES TO THIS ENTIRE COMMUNITY!
!
But as I get expelled from at least 3 pages a month, I am sure I will somehow survive such a deep trauma, "if" that happened...
!
But in case you were not sure of my sincerity the first few times...
!
I AM SO VERY VERY VERY SORRY!
I UNRESEVERDLY APOLOGIES TO THIS ENTIRE COMMUNITY!
!
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.
.
Admin
!
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GEEK ATTACK!
.
I am excited about the new Vampire the Masquerade Bloodlines 2 game!
.
I have already started making Fan Memes!
.
https://www.lombot.co.uk/p/blog-page_881.html
.
!
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It is a weird self-governing principle.
That those that most desperately seek immortality are the most deserving of being punished with the curse of immortality.
Because those are most usually the most ruthless and immoral of people imaginable, riddled with parasitic narcissism!
They see it as an ultimate victory over all entropy.
It may take a thousand years,
It may take 10,000 years
Or even a million!
Usually, with people so shallow it would probably only take a mere 100 years.
But eventually, they will come to the stomach-wrenching realisation that they have sentenced themselves to the sort of hell that would make Satan himself weep with mortified horror in sympathy!
With all of eternity to be trapped in…
.
.
For those that seek it
I do so hope that they achieve their goal!
.
Because, yes.
I AM that spiteful!
!
.
GEEK ATTACK!
.
I am excited about the new Vampire the Masquerade Bloodlines 2 game!
.
I have already started making Fan Memes!
.
https://www.lombot.co.uk/p/blog-page_881.html
.
!
.
It is a weird self-governing principle.
That those that most desperately seek immortality are the most deserving of being punished with the curse of immortality.
Because those are most usually the most ruthless and immoral of people imaginable, riddled with parasitic narcissism!
They see it as an ultimate victory over all entropy.
It may take a thousand years,
It may take 10,000 years
Or even a million!
Usually, with people so shallow it would probably only take a mere 100 years.
But eventually, they will come to the stomach-wrenching realisation that they have sentenced themselves to the sort of hell that would make Satan himself weep with mortified horror in sympathy!
With all of eternity to be trapped in…
.
.
For those that seek it
I do so hope that they achieve their goal!
.
Because, yes.
I AM that spiteful!
!
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