Fat, Old and Ugly does NOT = Desperate, Naive, and Stupid!

Fat, Old and Ugly does NOT

Desperate, Naive, and Stupid!

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Ratlombot Good evening,
it is <CENSORED>, I live near Middlesbrough.
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Sorry
I a lot of social media stuff
(I run an 8k viewer a month blog)
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You are going to have to remind me of the context of where I know you from...
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Is this from my freelance stuff?
Or
Was this from a personal matter?
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Hey, cutie, I found your profile on one dating site :)
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My boyfriend is out of town for a few days and I am burning to get laid, you happen to live just nearby.
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Lets meet today or tomorrow, but I am afraid that my BF will view my email! It would be better to use secure website for such things.
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That's why lets talk Here
Please sign up and find me! My nick name is <CENSORED>,

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<CENSORED>....

With all due respect
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I ain't that desperately lonely or that gullible
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There are a million ways to secretly communicate other than any overpriced message site.
(IF you were really interested - and assuming you are not a bot)
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It is not rocket science!
It is not a Rubrics Cube!
It is not as complicated as even baking a cake!
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Fat, Old and Ugly does NOT = Desperate, Naive and Stupid!
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I give you only
3/10 for effort!
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Hey! My boy friend could read my email!
If he reads this he will kill me!

Let's begin our meeting on this site, it is secure, just find me!
This is my profile page: user profile
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"If he reads this he will kill me!"
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If you mean "kill" literally
And your boyfriend is dangerous
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THEN go to the police!
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If you only mean that he would dump you unfaithful arse
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Then your boyfriend has a valid point and deserves better!
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The third and most likely option is that you are a customer farming bot.
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In which case you can not comprehend any of this message and will just send back yet another stock response.
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My own personal £5 bet is on the third "botty possibility"!
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With odds so in favour, That I would get only a return of £6 WHEN the bet was won.
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