Have You Got a Trophy Husband! But failed to realise it, yet?

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Have You Got a Trophy Husband!

But failed to realise it, yet?

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Some men are like trophy husbands,
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They just stay in one place,
Not really ever doing much
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They have a sickly yellow sheen to their surface,
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They are emotionally vacuous and empty.
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They seem to need constant rubbing in some fashion.
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And bulge out in the middle with two large love handles either side!
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