Is it just me? Or is every time some twat starts spouting on about "Beta Males", The first thing you think, Is that they cannot be the "Alpha Males” that they say they are...

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Is it just me?

Or is every time some twat starts spouting on about "Beta Males"

The very first thing you think,

Is that they cannot possibly be the "Alpha Males” that they say they are...

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Otherwise, they would not be trying to constantly emasculate other people on social media,
They would be out in the woods wrestling a 750 Lb bear with their bare hands instead!
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I suspect, but obviously can not possibly be sure,
That any REAL “Alpha Male” would never go around referring and implying to total strangers on the internet that they are a so-called “Alpha Male”
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Because I reckon, a REAL “Alpha Male” would have more self-confidence than that.
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I am pretty sure, (Although feel free to prove me wrong)
That Men Such as
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Dwayne Johnson, Arnold Schwarzenegger, David Bautista and Jason Momoa,

Have NEVER called themselves an “Alpha Male”, with a straight face.
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And I am also pretty sure no one who has ever won any significant military medals has ever called themselves that either.
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Not that any of that crap has any validity at all.
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But just curious,
What do you think a "Beta Male" means to them?
Exactly?
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Because if their version of being an "Alpha Male" means being anything like my wife-beating dad (genetic not names sake),
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Then I will happily be a Beta,
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HELL!

I would much rather be "Delta" than anything like that bastard!

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NEVER CALL ME AN ALPHA MALE!

By Ross Lombardi ( lombot . co . uk )

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I am NOT an Alpha Male
Please do NOT insult me.
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I do NOT hate nor fear Women, Gays, Big fancy words
Or any of those who are much smarter than me.
Because NO mere fellow human intimidates me
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I believe a romantic partners orgasm is more important than mine
That sexual partners are more than just wank socks
Because neither sex nor celibacy intimidates me
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I treat ALL fellow human strangers with basic respect
I Never bully or belittle those weaker than me
Because good manners do Not intimidate me
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I do not strike out or beat down those I claim to love.
I feel no shame in saying “I Love You”
And I ONLY ever claim to love those I, actually, really, truly DO!
I NEVER just say those precious words to own and trick the lonely into serving my lazy arse
Because No loneliness or isolation intimidates me
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I do not need to get drunk and into fights,
It is NO different any other form of dark self-harming teenage angst
Because No feelings intimidate me
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I am NOT scared to feel love,
And I feel NO loss of pride in crying at my lover's loss.
Because No real expressions of feeling intimidate me
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Call me a “Cunt”, A “Bastard”, a “Fool”
Call me a “Wimp”, a “Weed”, a “Pussy”,
Call me anything you want
Call me a “Beta male”, A “Delta male”, a “Gama male”
Call me a “Chi male”, a “Psi male”, or an “Omega male”,
I don’t really care
Because almost No name-calling can intimidate me
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Call me ANYTHING other than a shitty so-called, “Alpha Male”
Never imply I am some Immature, Constantly Intimidated, Forever Insecure, Thug Troglodyte such as your crappy self!
Pretty Please do NOT insult me to THAT low extent.
I warn you now, THAT is below the belt!
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Or I may lose my very tenuous grip on my mental reigns and hurt or harm you badly!
Because while others always fail to intimidate me, I DO keep Intimidating myself!
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