The Personal Notes and Views, Of A Dyslexic, Who has achieved a BA Print Media Degree, About The English Language!

The Personal Notes and Views

Of A Dyslexic

Who has achieved a BA Print Media degree 

About The English Language!

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And "NO",
I do not want to “subscribe” to your "higher standards" of English use!
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I am far too “Common”. “Arrogant”, “Narcissistic” and “Ignorant” to ever agree to that!
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Mutare non est meum, Mother Fuckers!
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It is especially annoying when someone is posting about a lost pet, something that has been stolen, or suicidal thoughts etc, and some ass hat pulls them up on spelling or grammar. 

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As if that is somehow more important than the initial content.

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 EG, 

"My mother just died, She passed away last night. She loved this crowd and your all invited to the funeral," 

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When this sort of thing is posted, the last thing anyone needs is someone replying with the comment,

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 "You meant, ‘You're,’ my dear"

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And yes, This sort of totally inappropriately timed crap happens far more often than any normal reasonable person would like to think it does! 

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"I liked You're above meme." 

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"I hope Your able to like mine in return." 

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"Your going to have to excuse the poor sentence structure." 

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"But," 

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"As I often say," 

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“SCREW MY GRAMMAR!”

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Despite my big-ish words 

I was Illiterate due to severe dyslexia until 11 

How did I learn to read and Love academia 

The answer 

Enough people stopped being supportive 

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Enough people told me to accept that I could NEVER EVER do it! 

Some of us are "Like That", Nuts!.
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“The definition of insanity is repeating the same action and expecting different results”

Albert Einstein.

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“I am a Mad Sad Bunny and I am way too far gone to gone a crap!”

Rat Lombot.

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PS,

“Shmoo!”

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I tend to write "In character" rather than actually, being "Me". 

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Because if you say (for example) a shitty anti-environmental thing that makes 1 person so angry that they volunteer to clean a beach that Sunday morning, Then I have made the world a very slightly better place! 

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David Spade and Richard Harris play misogynist womanisers so well on-screen in sitcoms because they find that type of man so abhorrent in real life. 

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They wear the "Masks" to comment and report on a broken world!

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If you preach to someone face they "turn off" 

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If you come at them from the side with disarming humour you might get a crowbar in that heart of theirs and make a very small change. 

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(EG Jonathan Swift, "a modest proposal")

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Not only, do I always expect the crap!

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I get pre-prepared for it every time.

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I have a set of Cut N Paste responses ready to throw up, that I make after every individual creation.

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Because most people are that obvious and predictable.

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(Some of the time they are not even "people" from the relevant page I am posting on! For I have a merry band of fun cyberstalkers who don't like me!)

- (But the funniest thing is, that I have a false identity that I use to chat among them. So I always have an ickle advantage!)

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At what point would I quit my blog or just stop writing in general

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Exactly what would it take to shut me the hell up?

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What level of failure would I need?

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10

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If only 1 in 10 site hits is actually ever read.

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Then 10 hits equal only 1 singe actual reader.

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So if I have less than 10 hits a day on average then the writing is no longer worth my time and effort.

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So we are talking having to have less than 300 hits a month.

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So here is my deal with the world.

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If I ever get less than 300 hits registered on the 1st of a month for 3 months in a row,

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Then I will do us all a favour and stop trying!

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Then I will “SHUT THE HELL UP!”

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Deal?

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I can't say fairer than that!!

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There is a good reason why
"A modest proposal"
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J Swift.
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This is why I emulate J Swift now in all the satire I write.
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The emotional ink of my text is written in the tears of an enraged clown!
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I went from barely being able to read to achieve this level of literacy (see below) despite a level of dyslexia so extreme I could not attend a regular school.

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Like most kids with this level of difficulty, I went along the general road of simply shrugging and saying,

“I can’t do this,”

“I am a bit thick.”

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Whenever I was called stupid I just believed and went along with it!

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Those around me tried their best to show love and help.

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Despite all the support and encouragement, people tried to give me, I was happy to accept the way things were.

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Then one day at about age 10,

I was in a very bad mood.

No special reason,

I just got out of bed the wrong side that day.

And on this day.

One random person,

Said that one time too many,

That I was “thick”,

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And a deep rage sparked in me that has powered me ever since.

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Most people fall apart and give up when torn down all the time.

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Most people only achieve with love and support.

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I learned something very important about myself.

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I am a weirdo.

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Giving me encouragement, love and support,

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Too much kudos, flattery and success will slaughter my impetus to keep trying.

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That sort of shit that rises up others, simply breaks me, instead!

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I have to avoid such comfy luxury cushions of life if I want to feel alive and live!

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I need to push against resistance!

I need anger to fuel me!

I need the rage and the fight!

I need the opposition to drive me onwards.

I need a War or I will suffocate in the peace.

Not just in literacy!

In all things!

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(Which, unfortunately, for a brief time, created an immature “attraction” to “participation” in physical violence.)

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I need to stand on the precipice and scream my defiant rage and the oncoming darkening sky.

I must scream at the storm until I bleed and drown in my own throat blood!

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The more likely I am to achieve something the less interested I am in doing it!

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I want to,

Need to,

Face the completely futile.

The lost causes,

Not the achievable ones!

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I have no interest in fights real or figurative that I can possibly win!

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What may break others,

has a strange opposite effect on me.

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I don’t know why.

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(As I said, a weirdo.)

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