SCREWED SKEWED CRUDE ALTERNATE WORDS! The Charge of the Light Brigade, CHANGED TO, the Charge of the Light of Brained.

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SCREWED SKEWED CRUDE ALTERNATE WORDS!
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I have taken a favourite,
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The Charge of the Light Brigade
By
Alfred Lord Tennyson - 1809-1892
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AND CHANGED IT TO
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The Charge of the Light of Brained .
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Half a mind, half a mind,
Half a mind onward,
All in the valley of Death
Tripped the six thousand.
"Forward, the Light of Brain!”
“Charge for the Funs!" they said:
Into the valley of Death
Day tripped the six thousand.
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"Forward, the Light of Brain!”
Was there a man dismay’d?
Not tho’ the idiot knew
Someone had blunder’d:
Theirs not to make reply,
Theirs not to reason why,
Theirs but to play and die:
Into the party of Death
Day tripped the six thousand.
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Infection to the right of them,
Infection to the left of them,
Infection in the front of them
Breathed and Wheezes;
Bathed in human sweat and smell
Boldly they partied and well,
Into the jaws of Death,
Into the mouth of Hell
Day tripped the six thousand.
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Flash’d all their faces bare,
Flash’d as they took the in air
Savouring the Freedom there,
Charging a beach or park
All the world wonder’d:
Plunged in the dry throated choke
Right thro’ the all sense they broke;
Good and Bad
Reel’d from the Social Media-stroke
Shatter’d and sunder’d.
Then they went home, Infected
All, the six thousand.
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Breathed and Wheezes;
Bathed in human sweat and smell
Boldly they partied and well,
Into the jaws of Death,
All now infected as Well
All to pass to family and friends
Went the Six thousand
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When can their legend fade?
O the wild charge they made!
All the world wonder’d.
Learn from the errors they made!
Errors the Light of Brian,
That infernal ignoble six thousand!
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