SCREWED SKEWED CRUDE ALTERNATE WORDS! There was an Old Man with a Beard, CHANGED TO, There was an Old Man with a Beer!

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SCREWED SKEWED CRUDE ALTERNATE WORDS! 

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I have taken a favourite,
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There was an Old Man with a Beard
By
BY EDWARD LEAR
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AND CHANGED IT TO
There was an Old Man with a Beer
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There was an Old Man with a Beer 

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There was an Old Man with a beer,

Who said, "It is just as I feared!—

Two butts of a cig, four Lumps and a fig,

Have all been shoved in my beer.

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But I am skint

So I’ll drink it anyway…

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