! . A WARNING! By Dr Jonathan Swift (DM) . Latest Weather Newes In My Area! . The Authorities have resorted to giving people an official . YELLOW SNOW WARNING! . . . . YELLOW SNOW WARNING? . It Seems a Little redundant! . . At age 45 I Really DO NOT need to be warned against touching or eating Yellow Snow! . . . Most people over the age of 5 know better than that! . . BUT . . Just in which Case you still happen need reminding or telling, . . (In which case you should not be allowed outside the house on your own!) . . DO NOT TOUCH OR EAT YELLOW SNOW! . . (Reason: IF YOU NEED TO BE TOLD! Because it means it is saturated with Urine, hence the yellow colouration!) . !

GEEK ATTACK! ROCKSTAR GTA 6 FAKE ANNOUNCEMENT NOTES! Do not click on links pretending to offer exciting GTA news out of sheer enthusiasm! Rockstar is quite capable of getting relevant product news to both present and prospective customers. THERE IS NO CHANCE OF THE NEXT GTA 6 BEING RELEASE WITHOUT THE WHOLE WORLD GETTING PLENTY OF OFFICIAL NOTICE! Unless you are planning to live in a cave for the next 2 years, I promise there will be no chance of you missing such news! Don't feed the Clickbate farmers and sad attention seekers out there out there! For ALL Official Rockstar news use: https://www.rockstargames.com/ If it is not on that site then it is NOT official / Real GTA 6 News!

BLOG DEV UPDATE:  16th March 2018 Dear Audience.  I Have reverted to default colour scheme/fonts to clear possible glitches, As far As I know, this should Not impact any functionality.  (though I am far from an expert, Yet!)  Although I want my own distinct look  (Based on Deep purple, Bight Yellows, and the odd red button)  I will be being far more cautious screwing around with the Theme customisation options in future.  (Rather than just slapping up any option that seems cool without checking on possible knock-on effects like an overly excited child pressing random buttons!)  Yours Ross.  PS  Still lacking a ton of vitally needed feedback to guide future content and direction of the site!  Please give me your opinions! 

TITS!!! Don't get me wrong, As a warm-blooded male, I Like looking at the female breast as much as the next man! BUT that is a cultural bias NOT a natural instinct I was born with! I was taught by My society that breast where sexual! There are plenty of cultures where a topless woman was no big deal!  Where the idea of the female breast being sexy would seem very silly! It is basic Anthropology 101! Lets us not forget the natural primary function of the female breast is to feed babies NOT titillate Us Men! Maybe as a society, we should work at reversing what is nothing more than a nonsensical tradition!  Maybe it's time we de-sexualize the breast!  (Too late for me, I am too conditioned by a lifetime of media, but maybe for our future generations? ) After all, is there an actual rational reason why female nipples are naughty But Somehow Men's nipples aren't.  (Apart from the "because we said so! " argument!) We have reversed load of other silly...

The Next Blog Development Stage!  I have pretty Much added all my favourite articles and creations to my Blog now. (Do not worry I have NOT used the Extreme Ant Nazi Ones) Now getting to the point of having to create totally new fresh content! Kida Exciting But before I charge in with my vast collection of ideas, I'll try and hold off for a bit and gather some feedback on existing content first, I have placed a Poll on the actual Blog Site on top of the sidebar. There is also a Facebook poll I recently posted. And I have selected a few choice friends and acquaintances to give opinions (Each chosen for very specific reasons.) After feedback, I will Then start in next stage of content! 

I Am So Ugly! 

One Reason I Think I Would Never Choose To Be Homeless For More Than A Few Nights! Before Deciding To EASILY Get Food, Shelter, And A Roof Over My Head Instead! Why People Choose To Live On The Streets! Note: This article is NOT what you think it will be. In a world of impossible house home prices, and where even the hardest working has to resort to food banks, If you did find yourself so disenfranchised that you were homeless, chances are then that you stuck in the cold open air for life! Totally pulled out of my Arse with no actual evidence I reckon your chances of being Brutally Raped, Beaten or Murdered on the Streets Vs Being Brutal, Raped, Beaten or Murdered in Prison are about the same. Except if you're Killed in Prison someone will have to do some paperwork, While if you go “Missing” on the street, there is a good chance no one will notice. Not a lot of extra meaning to your existence but at least it’s something. They say that most peo...

TIN FOIL HAT THEORY (This Is One I DO NOT BELEIVE, For the Record!)  WHAT IF AUSTRALIA DOES NOT IN FACT ACTUALLY EXIST? WHAT IF IT IS,  IN FACT A CREATED FICITON,  AS PART OF SOME DARK GLOBAL CONSPIRACY?

GEEK ATTACK! MARVEL MCU THEORY Is No One else considering that "The Darkhold" From Agents of Sheild Might be the current Manifestation Soulstone! Even if it is Not, then it is definitely something screwed up powerful with some innate form of sentience! (in the present form of a "Book").