By Dr Jonathan Swift (DM)  Oi! Puttin and Trump! Stop Being Such Total Pussies! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJDGcxAf9D8 PUSH THE BUTTON! I Dare you both! I Double Dare you!

Can Anyone Please Offer Clarification on the Roman Catholic Churches definition of Suicide? As a Catholic, it is a very entrenched part of our religion that suicide is a “Mortal Sin”, To some the Ultimate Mortal Sin. Obviously slitting your wrist in a fit of depression is Suicide! But I have questions about various grey areas, and whether they count as Suicide (from my religion’s perspective,) Would any of the below Still count as the Mortal Sin of Suicide? One: Self-neglect: Would smoking, over drinking and not exercising to the point where you know this continued behaviour will kill you! Despite clear professional warnings. While self-destructive, is this Suicide? Two: Self Sacrifice: Is throwing yourself on a grenade (fugitively of literally) to save others, when you know there is no way of surviving the action count as suicide? Three : Accepting Circumstances: If you have a horrible sickness with only million to one shot of winning s...

A TALE OF 2 WRITERS Type 1. The Ones That Do Not Really Understand Creativity! “Taking drugs must be helpful for My writing. All sorts of famous writers got high or drunk to inspire their creativity! That is why they drink and take loads of drugs! It makes them better writers!” Type 2 The Ones Cursed With Actual Creativity. “Shit! I have to get pissed and self-medicate again to give me some rest from all these bloody ideas that will NOT STOP bombarding me when I am sober! I NEED TO SLEEP NOW! It is the ONLY way I can turn off my brain! Pass Me that bottle!” 

THOSE Hiding Evil Podiatistphiles! Doctors are supposed to Heel the sick! BUT It is claimed foot doctors are guilty of Harbouring and hiding Podiatistphiles! “But we need them for our work,” Claimed one Foot Doctor “We use them to file down the rough skin on peoples feet!” While foot health is undoubtedly important it is NOT AS IMPORTANT AS CHILD SAFETY! When asked about child safety and the risk Podeiatistphiles Sex Predators are to All Our Children. One Soleless Siko Foot Doctor dared to claim ignorance! “What the Hell are you on about you stupid ignorant lunatic!” They said! We refused to be De-Feeted! How many Podiatistphiles do you have in the building! We demanded. “Well, we have a selection for different uses, We start with a large one then work our way down to finer ones until the customer is as smooth as a Babies Bum” At this point, Even I, a hardened reported could not stop Myself from being physically sick!

When trying to make important points. Spelling Errors and Typos are like Poke'Mon. TO win you..... "Gotta Catch Em All!" Because Unfortunately, for many a single screw up invalidates the entire message no matter How important it is! CLICK HERE IF YOU WANT TO HELP ME "Catch Em All!"

I feel I have important things to say, But I keep sabotaging myself because of Dyslexia. I can not trust myself to find errors (even using Grammarly app) Anyone out there willing to volunteer to proofread items before I paste for me? Multiple people would be even better!

Let us ALL play a simple  exponential math game. Population growth of a very conservative estimate of 0.2 every 20 years. (After deaths are taken into account.) What will the world population be in 100 years? Now consider how stupid it would be to add to that problem despite your own personal feelings just because your friends, parents and society, in general, expect You to want to have children I have children, I am happy to be a father. I am NOT saying You should not have kids,  ONLY  That you should ONLY have kids IF YOU REALLY WANT THEM!  NOT BECAUSE YOU ARE TOLD OR CONDITIONED TO FEEL IT IS, "Kinda, the Sorta thing you auda do about now!"

Illegal Cannabis WILL cause YOU Mental  Health problems and Harm YOU! HOWEVER! I STILL Think Cannabis SHOULD be Legalised! HERE IS WHY! (Plus the ONLY reason it was banned in the first place was to protect financial Wool and Forestry market interest by political lobbyists at the time.)  (Not for public health reasons!)

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NOTE! VERY IMPORTANT Please Only Use Main Page Version for the most update GTA RAT RANTS!  Thank You! Link Here! https://lombot.blogspot.com/p/dear-rockstar.html

Dear Ubisoft I would like to Submit the following Customer Feedback. About Far Cry 5 I chose the “Resist” ending, Great ending by the way never saw that coming! However, I would really like to continue to explore and use the world “As it was” and got hunting, fishing base jumping and driving and stuff. May I suggest the following? As a Side reward for completing the game, can we please have access to a pre-cult version of the world! A sort of sandbox to do the activities with little or no combat (apart from the occasional natural predator attack!) Yours with thanks, Ross Lombardi. UPDATE! just heard that the game is intended for free foam after the finish and will allow this in a future patch! Cool, But as it is autosaved (PC version) and the game has been completed, how can I get access to an earlier save? Or will I have to replay the entire game again? UPDATE 2 All is well, I can not speak for anyone else, But My Free Roam is working...

This Is The Type Of Person I Aspire To Be! https://www.facebook.com/kaye.meirav/videos/10213929035515804/

#NHSCrisis THE GREAT NHS GIVEAWAY! UPDATE! I am doing this! Just one rule! ONLY accept and take completely FREE treatments,  If it cost even a single penny then refuse to buy it!  Whos with me! Even if I am a just lone nut out here screaming against the darkness unsupported! I am doing it anyway! NO COMPROMISE! If we give an inch they will take a mile!  Please Read  Caroline J Molloy's Article, The NHS, cuts and privatisation – an emergency but not an accident https://labourlist.org/2018/03/the-nhs-cuts-and-privatisation-an-emergency-but-not-an-accident/ There is also this article. From TruPublica Demolition of UK welfare state planned with corporate America http://truepublica.org.uk/united-kingdom/demolition-uk-welfare-state-planned-corporate-america/ Plus this from the Mirror . 'Selling off NHS for profit': Full list of MPs with links to private healthcare firms https:/...

Note On Common Sense. The Temperatures at the moment are freezing. Yesterday I left the house without adequately wrapping up warm and wearing a hat. So obviously now I have caught a Bug. Symptoms include a bad headache and an unsettled stomach. So Remember people!  Wrap up Warm to stay healthy! (The fact it also happened to be St Patrick’s Day yesterday and I was going from pub to pub 2pm until closing is just a totally random coincidence.) 

! . A WARNING! By Dr Jonathan Swift (DM) . Latest Weather Newes In My Area! . The Authorities have resorted to giving people an official . YELLOW SNOW WARNING! . . . . YELLOW SNOW WARNING? . It Seems a Little redundant! . . At age 45 I Really DO NOT need to be warned against touching or eating Yellow Snow! . . . Most people over the age of 5 know better than that! . . BUT . . Just in which Case you still happen need reminding or telling, . . (In which case you should not be allowed outside the house on your own!) . . DO NOT TOUCH OR EAT YELLOW SNOW! . . (Reason: IF YOU NEED TO BE TOLD! Because it means it is saturated with Urine, hence the yellow colouration!) . !

GEEK ATTACK! ROCKSTAR GTA 6 FAKE ANNOUNCEMENT NOTES! Do not click on links pretending to offer exciting GTA news out of sheer enthusiasm! Rockstar is quite capable of getting relevant product news to both present and prospective customers. THERE IS NO CHANCE OF THE NEXT GTA 6 BEING RELEASE WITHOUT THE WHOLE WORLD GETTING PLENTY OF OFFICIAL NOTICE! Unless you are planning to live in a cave for the next 2 years, I promise there will be no chance of you missing such news! Don't feed the Clickbate farmers and sad attention seekers out there out there! For ALL Official Rockstar news use: https://www.rockstargames.com/ If it is not on that site then it is NOT official / Real GTA 6 News!

BLOG DEV UPDATE:  16th March 2018 Dear Audience.  I Have reverted to default colour scheme/fonts to clear possible glitches, As far As I know, this should Not impact any functionality.  (though I am far from an expert, Yet!)  Although I want my own distinct look  (Based on Deep purple, Bight Yellows, and the odd red button)  I will be being far more cautious screwing around with the Theme customisation options in future.  (Rather than just slapping up any option that seems cool without checking on possible knock-on effects like an overly excited child pressing random buttons!)  Yours Ross.  PS  Still lacking a ton of vitally needed feedback to guide future content and direction of the site!  Please give me your opinions! 

TITS!!! Don't get me wrong, As a warm-blooded male, I Like looking at the female breast as much as the next man! BUT that is a cultural bias NOT a natural instinct I was born with! I was taught by My society that breast where sexual! There are plenty of cultures where a topless woman was no big deal!  Where the idea of the female breast being sexy would seem very silly! It is basic Anthropology 101! Lets us not forget the natural primary function of the female breast is to feed babies NOT titillate Us Men! Maybe as a society, we should work at reversing what is nothing more than a nonsensical tradition!  Maybe it's time we de-sexualize the breast!  (Too late for me, I am too conditioned by a lifetime of media, but maybe for our future generations? ) After all, is there an actual rational reason why female nipples are naughty But Somehow Men's nipples aren't.  (Apart from the "because we said so! " argument!) We have reversed load of other silly...